How did the user above die in a past life?

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Jul 2018

561873

choking on a chicken bone

Apr 9, 2020 8:03 AM

#52

-nv-

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Dec 2019

2062

tried to assassinate the president but got sniped

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Apr 10, 2020 7:47 PM

#53

reygni

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Apr 2020

one badly placed lie put the user above in a bad place with the drug cartels

Keep it simple, stupid.

Apr 11, 2020 4:30 AM

#54

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Jul 2018

561873

got trampled by walmart shoppers

Apr 11, 2020 4:50 AM

#55

NextUniverse

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Jul 2019

15904

drank poisonous tea

Apr 11, 2020 4:54 AM

#56

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Mar 2014

1396

cut the red cable

Apr 11, 2020 4:55 AM

#57

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Jul 2018

561873

while sleeping

Apr 11, 2020 9:43 AM

#58

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Jul 2018

561873

Impaled by a stray spear

Apr 11, 2020 9:52 AM

#59

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Mar 2014

1396

backstabbed

Apr 11, 2020 10:02 AM

#60

joohyunbae

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Aug 2015

163

an anorexic junkie prostitute killed by his fatass sweaty mafia client (he sat on u)

Apr 11, 2020 10:12 AM

#61

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Mar 2014

1396

^that's overkill jooh lol

ot:
caught by FBI

Apr 11, 2020 10:28 PM

#62

reygni

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Apr 2020

died in the game he was trapped in

Keep it simple, stupid.

Apr 14, 2020 1:29 AM

#63

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Apr 2014

7087

being straight was a death sentence

looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run

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Apr 14, 2020 1:33 AM

#64

MAYOIII

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Jul 2017

3510

drown in snails

Apr 14, 2020 1:36 AM

#65

Zayvex

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Sep 2019

3784

Slipped on ice

Apr 14, 2020 1:40 AM

#66

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Jul 2018

561873

they didnt hit me, so i killed them

Apr 14, 2020 1:42 AM

#67

MaOtwE

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Dec 2019

188

bubonic plague

Even if a question has a proper answer, sometimes one cannot simply give it away. – Holo

Apr 14, 2020 2:17 AM

#68

EDGE666

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Oct 2019

128

MaOtwE said:
bubonic plague

Got executed for being too God damn cool !

Apr 15, 2020 8:20 PM

#69

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Apr 2014

7087

satanic ritual gone wrong

looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run

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Apr 15, 2020 8:24 PM

#70

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Jul 2018

561873

executed for blasphemy

Apr 15, 2020 8:26 PM

#71

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Jul 2018

561873

a velociraptor ate them

Apr 15, 2020 8:37 PM

#72

drunklee

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Oct 2019

286

run over by a goat

Apr 15, 2020 8:39 PM

#73

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Jul 2018

561873

they were eaten by someone with a vore fetish

Apr 15, 2020 8:48 PM

#74

RicePounder

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Sep 2019

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a village on the edge of the kingdom was first to fall from an invading army. A force of around 500 vanguards swarmed the village and ruthlessly murdered all who crossed their path. About a quarter of the population fled across the river bridge. @-Katekyo was just a traveler, she knew not who these villagers were, had no prior ties, and had only visited this locale in passing...yet she could not abandon them to their horrid fate.

She held the bridge alone. Arrows pierced her chestplate, her limbs riddled with slash wounds, breath ragged from exhaustion, yet her sword arm held and her legs refused to give in.

40 corpses of the enemy lay in front of the stone bridge. This was her only advantage...a bottle neck no wider than 2 men aside. The vanguard had the numbers, but she had the burning rage of vengeance and a selfless heart of a warrior who knows no peace, but seeks it. She was not hero, was no general, no seasoned soldier...but she had her pride, her honor, and her undying conviction to fight for JUSTICE.

Though she will no longer see this mortal realm, she has inspired countless to take up arms for the sake of peace. May she live in peace and happiness in her current incarnation - that one day her life be rewarded with peace of mind....she deserves it all.

Apr 15, 2020 8:55 PM

#75

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Jul 2018

561873

RicePounder said:
a village on the edge of the kingdom was first to fall from an invading army. A force of around 500 vanguards swarmed the village and ruthlessly murdered all who crossed their path. About a quarter of the population fled across the river bridge. @-Katekyo was just a traveler, she knew not who these villagers were, had no prior ties, and had only visited this locale in passing...yet she could not abandon them to their horrid fate.

She held the bridge alone. Arrows pierced her chestplate, her limbs riddled with slash wounds, breath ragged from exhaustion, yet her sword arm held and her legs refused to give in.

40 corpses of the enemy lay in front of the stone bridge. This was her only advantage...a bottle neck no wider than 2 men aside. The vanguard had the numbers, but she had the burning rage of vengeance and a selfless heart of a warrior who knows no peace, but seeks it. She was not hero, was no general, no seasoned soldier...but she had her pride, her honor, and her undying conviction to fight for JUSTICE.

Though she will no longer see this mortal realm, she has inspired countless to take up arms for the sake of peace. May she live in peace and happiness in her current incarnation - that one day her life be rewarded with peace of mind....she deserves it all.

as he penned the last word of this beautiful story, he had a tickle in his throat... he stood up to grab a glass of water from his kitchen, but sadly he fell to his knees and keeled over dead.

Apr 15, 2020 9:00 PM

#76

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Apr 2014

7087

stepped on a syringe

looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run

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Apr 15, 2020 9:09 PM

#77

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Jul 2018

561873

they were silenced by the government for exposing its secret

Apr 15, 2020 9:18 PM

#78

Murau

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Jul 2014

6990

tripped on shoelace

Apr 15, 2020 9:20 PM

#79

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Jul 2018

561873

licked poison off someones feet

Apr 15, 2020 9:58 PM

#80

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Mar 2014

1396

stabbed in a public place by all the people they lied and cheated on in the past!

Apr 15, 2020 9:59 PM

#81

drunklee

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Oct 2019

286

fell from an elephant

Apr 15, 2020 9:59 PM

#82

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Jul 2018

561873

best friend accidentally stabbed them in the eye with a fork and shit went all wrong after that

Apr 15, 2020 10:00 PM

#83

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Jul 2018

561873

they were shot for disobeying orders

Apr 15, 2020 10:02 PM

#84

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Jul 2018

561873

poison in the pudding.

Apr 16, 2020 2:52 AM

#85

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Jul 2018

561873

was drank by @minezz_

and came back as nightmare in present life

Apr 16, 2020 2:56 AM

#86

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Apr 2014

7087

said "howdy asshole" to the wrong pardner

looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run

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Apr 16, 2020 3:02 AM

#87

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Mar 2014

1396

heartbroken after knowing that Swift's tour to her country got cancelled because of corona outbreak. refused to eat and locked herself in her room for 2 weeks. died of starvation. her parents and sister didn't realise she was already dead because they thought she was doing social distancing.^^

killed by someone they ninja'd^

Apr 16, 2020 3:03 AM

#88

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Apr 2014

7087

i'm a guy

edit: how do you get ninja'd by 6 minutes

looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run

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Apr 16, 2020 3:09 AM

#89

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Mar 2014

1396

on MAL, everything is possible. it's no surprise a guy to be a gal and gay or the otherwise. including getting ninja'd by 6 minutes lul^

ot: got hit by a car

Apr 16, 2020 10:30 AM

#90

reygni

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Apr 2020

went to the colonies, died of scurvy on the ship

Keep it simple, stupid.

Apr 16, 2020 10:33 AM

#91

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Nov 2012

6295

attacked by a flock of savage pigeons

I have a third testicle that gives me psychic powers

Apr 16, 2020 10:58 AM

#92

-nv-

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Dec 2019

2062

eaten by a shark

🖤

Apr 16, 2020 11:02 AM

#93

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Nov 2012

6295

gangrene

I have a third testicle that gives me psychic powers

Apr 16, 2020 11:02 AM

#94

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Jul 2018

561873

attached hose of an industrial vacuum cleaned to their penis, drowned

Apr 16, 2020 11:05 AM

#95

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Nov 2012

6295

ate a prawn with a seafood allergy

I have a third testicle that gives me psychic powers

Apr 16, 2020 11:34 AM

#96

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Jul 2018

561873

tried to rob a Walmart and the security guard ran him over with a cart... rip

Apr 16, 2020 11:37 AM

#97

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Nov 2012

6295

it was paul blart what could I do

overdosed on lemsip

I have a third testicle that gives me psychic powers

Apr 16, 2020 11:41 AM

#98

justaway_neo

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Apr 2019

263

Fell off a horse

Apr 16, 2020 11:53 AM

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