Have you ever caught someone checking out your d**k in a public toilet?

Sep 2, 2015 7:11 PM

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Yeah, but it didn't bother me. I think of it the same way that women must feel when guys check them out. As long as he didn't reach over and feel your butt, what's the problem? Really -- think about women. A woman is sitting on a crowded subway. You come in and stand right in front of her because there are no seats. And you look straight down at her half-exposed titties and lick them with your eyes. She knows you're looking. What's she supposed to do? Kick you in the groin? No, she just focuses her attention elsewhere. Or maybe she smiles to herself, glad that her chest is worth your attention. Maybe you should be GLAD that this guy thought you were cute enough to warrant checking out your package. Just because a guy checks you out doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're hot!

Sep 2, 2015 7:20 PM

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Jayden

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As long as he doesn't look like this

Sep 2, 2015 7:23 PM

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Necroing aside I have been a victim of such a thing. I slowly turn to face him, nod once, turn back to face the wall and then I say

"nice weather we're having huh?"

Sep 2, 2015 7:25 PM

#54

Mr_Kasparov

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Not the first time, Xynic? Maybe you just radiate that aura of a guy with one helluva dick. Like the way Adam Sandler wanted to see Shaq's dick.

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Sep 2, 2015 7:26 PM

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Jerkhov

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my dick is too small

even when they're looking straight at it, I don't think they know what it is

Sep 2, 2015 7:38 PM

#56

bbrian

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Sep 2, 2015 7:39 PM

#57

McGibletz

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Aug 2014

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It's the other way around for me

Sep 2, 2015 7:52 PM

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xaow

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Jun 2015

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couldn't think of a better necro?

nah this never happened to me.

Sep 2, 2015 11:39 PM

#59

Yarub

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Nope, we don't use urinals here.

Sep 2, 2015 11:44 PM

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Democracy

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No, but I'm always a bit paranoid about that. If there's more than 2 people in a public bathroom I am NOT using it.

Sep 2, 2015 11:45 PM

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UnoPuntoCinco

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Yes, but with his mouth, oretty weird

Sep 3, 2015 5:05 AM

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Fizix

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Yes it's happened to me, I felt slightly uncomfortable about it but just carried on about my business.

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Sep 3, 2015 5:07 AM

#63

Coldsp33d

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Flash with pride, unless you're Asian.

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Sep 3, 2015 5:26 AM

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00001111qmpz

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Ya it happened a few times and was definitely very awkward. I remember one time was at a urinal in a bowling alley. Wasn't a busy place. was looking up and when finishing looked to my right and to my 3.5-4 o clock there was an old man staring and smiling at my dick. I yelled WTF?! and he left. Speed walking as he was old i'm sure he couldn't run. He kept looking back and smiling though. Creepy.

Another time when out with friends for my 19th birthday one of my buddies at the time snuck a peak at the urinal and said "huh. So the rumors are true! :o" Was weirded out don't remember my response though. Something prideful perhaps and probably called him gay for looking at my dick.

The first experience was definitely more awkward and creepy. Someone you don't know who is staring at you and smiling when you're the only people in the bathroom in a desolate place vs someone you do know well, in a busy club/bar, who only snuck a quick peak and is complimenting you then changing the conversation by talking about women. Lol

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Sep 3, 2015 12:38 PM

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Lo-Lee-Ta

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Happened once or twice, it doesn't make much difference to me, just carry on with your business and leave.
But then again the look I registered on their faces wasn't one of sexual interest, that might change the dynamics.

Sep 3, 2015 4:03 PM

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lvromls

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Aug 2014

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Never happened. I would like it, I guess. It would mean I have a nice d***.

Sep 3, 2015 4:21 PM

#67

scruffs

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Jul 2015

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is this you OP

Sep 3, 2015 4:52 PM

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everybody want a peek of the little manilow
something to tell the grandkids

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Sep 3, 2015 4:54 PM

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Sandbag

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Jul 2015

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No, I piss in cubicles as to avoid stuff like that.

Sep 3, 2015 5:08 PM

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Red_Keys

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When I notice people watching or looking at me I get slightly hard.

Sep 3, 2015 5:39 PM

#71

NiN10d0h

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I ask them if they want to suck it. A mouth is a mouth.

Sep 3, 2015 5:45 PM

#72

Reciprocity

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Jul 2013

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I tend avoid to avoid such urinals

Sep 4, 2015 8:26 AM

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00001111qmpz

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shotz_ said:
u guys are a bunch of pussies. i was in one those run down clubs for a concert where the stalls were missing doors. i sat down in there and took a massive shit in front of a line of drunk dudes waiting to piss. and here u all are afraid of some guy getting a quick peak at your dick out of their peripheral vision.

I bet you got off on that.
If you re-read these posts staring does not = peripheral. As OP stated he used he peripheral vision to see that some guy was staring at his dick. Not the other way around. Look up the definition of peripheral please :)

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Sep 4, 2015 10:04 AM

#74

AshitaNoJonas

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Feb 2015

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No, but when I take a shit in the urinals, people try to check out my ass :(

Sep 4, 2015 10:31 AM

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homeboy4 said:
Yeah, but it didn't bother me. I think of it the same way that women must feel when guys check them out. As long as he didn't reach over and feel your butt, what's the problem? Really -- think about women. A woman is sitting on a crowded subway. You come in and stand right in front of her because there are no seats. And you look straight down at her half-exposed titties and lick them with your eyes. She knows you're looking. What's she supposed to do? Kick you in the groin? No, she just focuses her attention elsewhere. Or maybe she smiles to herself, glad that her chest is worth your attention. Maybe you should be GLAD that this guy thought you were cute enough to warrant checking out your package. Just because a guy checks you out doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're hot!

I`ve been in that situation regarding checking out breast but it was accident. She was fugly and fat as fuck. She looked offended and I just wanted to yell out “Bitch I wasn`t staring at your breast! I wouldn`t fuck yo ugly ass even if you are the last ho on this mothe fuckin on Earth!!!”

Sep 4, 2015 11:02 AM

#76

00001111qmpz

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shotz_ said:

1unarsage said:

I bet you got off on that.

um no. what kind deviant motherfucker do u take me for?

If you re-read these posts staring does not = peripheral. As OP stated he used he peripheral vision to see that some guy was staring at his dick. Not the other way around. Look up the definition of peripheral please :)

i cleaely was addressing the repsonses to this thread in general. no need to be a dick about it and nitpick.

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Sep 4, 2015 12:43 PM

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I wish.

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Sep 4, 2015 12:45 PM

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Olveparty

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I remember I was at the airport once and I had to piss before the plane departed. I went to bathroom and it was pretty packed, I just lined up at a urinal like the rest, we were probably like 10 dudes standing there orderly, doing our business.

Then this next guy comes in, but there wasn't any free urinals, so he positioned himself behind us just looking, I assumed he was waiting for a urinal spot to open up. When I was done, I washed my hands and the guy was still standing there. I walked up to him and told him "I am done, it's all yours mate" while pointing him to the urinal I'd been using and he responded "Nah thanks, I'm good" and as more people finished, he just continued standing there looking at them.

He was probably having a field day in that bathroom.

Sep 6, 2015 1:30 PM

#79

PeppermintHearts

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Jul 2015

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No, I don't like to urinate next to people anyway, sometimes I'll use a stall instead of a urinal.

Sep 6, 2015 3:50 PM

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lucjan

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He clearly liked you. Way to be a douche and make the situation awkward, OP.

Jul 14, 2016 7:10 PM

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kudosbear02

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It happens often enough for me. Though there isn't much to look at, around two inches or so hard. It usually gets them to laugh and sometimes a comment like "wow guy, you really don't have much to work with there." Or simply "I'd feel bad if I were you" I even turned around and gave a guy a good full on look. Nothing I can do about it so I choose to play along, and hey it even makes a few people feel good about themselves.

Jul 14, 2016 7:13 PM

#82

Dildry

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Rub your dick and make it big to indimitate him.

Dominance is key in the Alpha male world.

Jul 14, 2016 7:29 PM

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Syrup- said:
Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

HAHAHAHA! That was funny. Im just going to agree with you cause you know what you're talking about.

Jul 14, 2016 7:54 PM

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It's never happened to me but if I'm in a crowed bathroom that didn't put dividers up between the urinals for some reason I will usually just wait for a stall. Even though most people wouldn't look I just find it weird to get right next to people like that.

Jul 14, 2016 10:39 PM

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I don't know
I don't have male parts.

Jul 14, 2016 10:41 PM

#86

Gesu-

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Oh mah god yus.
Like everyday in school during recess..

Jul 14, 2016 10:48 PM

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PoruMairu

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Don't ya just hate it when you are at a busy urinal and you just can't get the flow started. Awkward.

idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV

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Jul 15, 2016 1:09 AM

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novelus

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Nevurrrr. It sounds awkward af tho :D

Jul 15, 2016 1:28 AM

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Yugamineena

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LOL. it happen to me in school toilet. i'm also do the same thing to check out someone have circumcised or not. i dont know this is kind of weird hobbies because i'm a young boy that time. but i know it was fun :D

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Jul 15, 2016 2:16 AM

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XXXPLICIT

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How hard is it to not have your dick visible... Literally just hold it and stand really close to the urinal.

I dunno how people are supposed to peek like that lol...

Jul 15, 2016 2:35 AM

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I wouldn't even know if anyone was looking at the dick because I do what you are supposed to do at the urinals, stare intensely at the scum coated tiles on the wall until I'm done then I leave immediately.

Jul 15, 2016 3:22 AM

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Brb

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6888

Nuh, I use the stalls. Plus, I'm selectve on the toilets I use since men are scum.

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