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Feb 14, 2017 12:43 PM

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Tag you untill you commit suicide! @Magic! @Magic! @Magic! @Magic! @Magic!
Mar 6, 2017 9:18 AM

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Feb 2017
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Run him/her/it with a bulldozer and scream "WRRRYYYYY"
"I'm Irish. I think about death all the time."- Jack Nicholson

Mar 13, 2017 1:25 PM

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Feb 2011
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I'd force feed her various shit till she dies.
Oct 28, 2018 8:40 PM

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boiling in a pot of tar


"I wish I was sober to feel the pain
So many dark days I can’t explain"

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Oct 28, 2018 8:42 PM

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Feb 2018
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With kindness.
Oct 28, 2018 8:44 PM

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Sep 2016
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Staring contest until she dies of old age
Nov 3, 2018 2:10 PM
Voltekka!

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Sep 2017
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By stabbing them in the heart
Nov 7, 2018 6:49 PM

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with kindness


"I wish I was sober to feel the pain
So many dark days I can’t explain"

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Nov 7, 2018 6:52 PM

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Aug 2016
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a slap with this right hand
Nov 7, 2018 6:55 PM

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Nov 2015
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thats murder.

you cant just murder someone yall.

nu. >:(
Nov 7, 2018 6:56 PM

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May 2018
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Send some exo member to touch her hand, she dies from cardiac arrest.
Nov 7, 2018 6:59 PM

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Sep 2016
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Have him do a duet with Mr. Travis Scott
Nov 8, 2018 2:00 AM
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Jul 2018
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Force to binge dbz
Nov 8, 2018 2:14 AM

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Jul 2013
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Pinch cheeks unto oblivion


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Nov 14, 2018 7:25 PM

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drown in holy water
Nov 14, 2018 7:26 PM

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Feb 2018
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wouldn't
Nov 14, 2018 9:45 PM

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Oct 2018
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By injecting loads of morphine.
Nov 14, 2018 10:35 PM

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with love and compassion
Nov 21, 2018 12:39 PM

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Feb 2011
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by injecting air into your veins
Nov 21, 2018 12:40 PM

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Feb 2018
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i wouldn't
Nov 21, 2018 12:42 PM

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Feb 2017
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I'd kill her through a long and drawn out process of patience and kind words.




Nov 21, 2018 12:42 PM

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Dec 2017
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^^Send tons of "send this to your crush" videos.

^Pretend to be Dinoe so i could rape him :))))
Nov 21, 2018 12:44 PM

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MemeLoner said:
^^Send tons of "send this to your crush" videos.

^Pretend to be Dinoe so i could rape him :))))


Dinoe likes me?! @Dinoe explain yourself!




Nov 21, 2018 12:49 PM
Captain Eyepatch

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@Tenma Memeloner just wants his ship to become real.

OT: With a big pickle that I use as a bat.
Apr 13, 2019 11:20 AM

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rip ur other eye and all other organs u have

Apr 13, 2019 11:29 AM
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Jul 2018
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Make them rap until they die
Jan 3, 2021 10:57 PM

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pay someone to sit on his face



May your organs fail
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Jan 3, 2021 11:11 PM

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You don't want to know


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Jan 3, 2021 11:12 PM
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ye
Aug 16, 2022 6:53 PM
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Shoot them with a toothpick crossbow until they bleed out
Aug 16, 2022 6:54 PM

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Jul 2021
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intresting thread

Aug 16, 2022 6:54 PM

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slowly, with love
Aug 16, 2022 9:12 PM

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Mar 2020
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Ah, damn. That guy above me seems like a nice person, but I already made up my mind. Sorry, man.

I'm gonna kidnap him, tie him up and put him in my empty, soundproof, basement. The only source of light is gonna be a light bulb that shines red 24/7 and also gives of an irritating sound. Here's the daily plan:

5:50 a.m.: He gets his only meal of the day, that consists of rotten vegetables, rotten eggs and rotten fish and I'm gonna piss on the food in front of him every time before he eats it. Since he'll be tied up the whole time, he has to put his face into the food and it eat like a dog.

6 a.m. to 9 a.m.: He's gonna get raped by 2 big and muscular bodybulilders who are covered in period blood that belongs to his mom. These bodybuilders also have massive schlongs that will tear up his anus once they penetrated it for the first time.

9:01 a.m. to 12 p.m.: He'll get whipped, tazed, punched in the liver, kicked in the balls and pepper sprayed in the eyes. Not all at once, but one after the other, so he can breath a bit during the session.

12:01 p.m. to 12:30 p.m.: It's break time, yay. But he has eat 3 of the hottest chilli peper during it. Luckily he can wash it down with a warm glass of Musk Ox urine.

12:31 p.m. to 1 p.m.: Waterboarding, with a fart spray liquid that's called "liquid ass".

1:01 p.m. to 6 p.m.: Force him to do various evil acts himself. Like cutting off an innocent childs thumbs. If he doesn't do it, it will be done to him. If he completes every task, he'll get 2 literes of dirt water as a reward. if he doesn't, he'll get bitten by 10 bullet ants, all over his body.

6:01 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.: Game time. He'll play various games like chess and darts against pros, where he gets the chance to leave if he wins a single time. But after every loss he gets cut with razor blades and gets alcohol rubbed into his wounds. Even if he would win, he couldn't actually leave.

9:01 p.m. to 12 a.m.: I'll force him to shag a different animal every night and live stream it on the dark web. That includes sucking their dicks and licking their bums. If he doesn't do it he will get burned and parts of his skin and flesh will be ripped off. Then after he's done with that I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't keep doing this, every one of his friends and family members will go through the same.

Repeat all that until he begs me to kill him. Once he starts begging it will get worse each day. I'll do that until is body and mind can't take it anymore and he passes away.

I got a little carried away lol. It's obviuosly just jokes tho. Anyway, I hoped yall liked it ^^
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Aug 16, 2022 9:13 PM

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deprive him of anime girl feet for 0.1 nanoseconds

Aug 16, 2022 9:35 PM

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put a spoon in the microwave
Aug 16, 2022 9:49 PM
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Aug 2022
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Boil them alive

Aug 18, 2022 12:07 PM
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^^^^ I'm clapping my hands

lock them in a room full of thousands of mosquitoes and keep putting more and more in every hour until they die from thirst or losing too much blood
Aug 18, 2022 11:41 PM
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Push from the rooftop.
Oct 29, 2022 12:34 AM
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Spray off a rooftop with a firehose
Dec 5, 2022 3:00 AM
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bros already dead :[
Dec 5, 2022 3:01 AM

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They ded


I finally found the time to write you this letter
To the stars and moon for you
And it's coming back soon

Dec 9, 2022 10:15 AM
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Tie to a wall, cut their stomach open a little, tie the end of their intestines to a rope and then attach the rope to a car and start driving
Dec 9, 2022 10:16 AM

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Sep 2021
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Sunlight.
Dec 9, 2022 10:38 AM
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Jul 2018
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Roast or fried, perhaps grilled would work too

Yum yum
Dec 9, 2022 10:42 AM

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Mar 2021
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I'd make you drown in your own tears

⎯𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇

"It is only by way of pain...one arrives at pleasure"
Dec 11, 2022 12:00 AM

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Dec 2021
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I'll stab you, while hugging you, with love.
Dec 11, 2022 12:17 AM

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Aug 2022
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Pour squid ink into your lungs
Dec 11, 2022 12:19 AM

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Make yotsuba jump on you till you pancakes
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

- HP1 forever fave quote

//This was quoted in the year of 2009
Dec 11, 2022 12:21 AM

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Aug 2022
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Tie you up and trap you in a room with 30 cats and no food
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