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Jan 12, 2018 3:16 PM
Voltekka!

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diagnosed with a genetic disorder you didn't know of until now
Jan 12, 2018 3:18 PM

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You got the cooties.

Tʜɪꜱ ꜱɪɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ
ɪꜱ
ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇꜱꜱ
Jan 12, 2018 3:20 PM
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The flue
Jan 12, 2018 3:22 PM
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i diagnose you with gay
Jan 12, 2018 3:22 PM
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^^Suffers from narcissism

Only treatment is to hit the head on wall

^depression. Should get some rest
Apr 16, 2018 5:20 PM

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stockholm syndrome
Apr 16, 2018 5:21 PM

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this boi need no cure imo
Apr 18, 2018 7:59 PM

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"Did you just say, 'Like a noodle, I am straight until I'm wet?"'
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Apr 18, 2018 8:00 PM

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Unfortunately you have stars in the lung.




🌙 Sailor Moon 🌙


Apr 18, 2018 8:16 PM
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You have erectile dysfunction. I'm prescribing you my finest hentai doujins.
Apr 20, 2018 11:08 PM

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schizophrenia for loving Ann Takamaki and looking like Denzel Crocker

FAIRY GODPARENTS
Apr 20, 2018 11:13 PM

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He has erectile dysfunction.

I'd show him hentai and give him medicine to start orgasming again.
May 8, 2018 6:55 PM

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mysch said:
You got the cooties.
May 8, 2018 6:56 PM

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we'll have to cut your dick off sir



May your organs fail
Before your dreams fail you


Join my cool club!!
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May 8, 2018 6:56 PM

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^^ Nuerological chemical imbalance.

Gonna have to castrate to remove the excess hormonal chemicals.

^ We have a severe case of Tourettes.

Remedy: Removal of the tongue should spare them the embarrassment.




May 8, 2018 6:57 PM

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You have been diagnosed with lewdness and the only cure is masturbating nonstop for a day^^^
You have been diagnosed with edgyness and the only cure is SoL



I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.


Sep 1, 2018 11:38 AM

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And there you have it: my medical licence revoked, and another body for the morgue.
Sep 1, 2018 11:40 AM

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I don't think I can handle ur soccer ball sized tumor, go away



Set by Aster
Sep 23, 2018 9:49 AM

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I cure his alcohol addiction, there's a better way to gain mana brah


🔥You're looking at someone🔥

🔥Who is superior to you🔥

🔥You have my permission to🔥

🔥Bask in my glow🔥

Oct 15, 2018 7:34 PM

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zoophilia, I remember you posting elephant dick
Oct 15, 2018 7:37 PM

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addicted to sex
Oct 15, 2018 7:45 PM

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Interest in girls is normal you have nothing to worry,
Oct 15, 2018 7:57 PM

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extreme smugness
Oct 15, 2018 8:00 PM

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Guess this biomedical major will be of use
Oct 15, 2018 8:05 PM

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Take aspirin three times a day to regrow your head
Nov 6, 2018 1:52 AM

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you're a goblin in disguise, so Goblin Slayer will kill you
Nov 6, 2018 7:33 AM
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addicted to LEWD
Jul 17, 2023 12:37 PM

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You have too many posts, I advise a grass touching session 📝🗒📓📒📔




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Oct 25, 2023 4:55 PM

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an unknown illness
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Oct 25, 2023 4:56 PM
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What is this? Oh... this looks dangerous?! I am going to just cut it off.
Nov 2, 2023 7:40 AM
🍅 Tomato 🍅

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Clinical lycanthropy
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clinical addiction to the lewd, aye there be no cure
Nov 10, 2023 10:25 PM
☆A-Qing's hair☆

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Mild addiction to cats. no treatment required

Nov 11, 2023 5:44 AM
🍅 Tomato 🍅

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Twisted ankle
Nov 11, 2023 5:48 AM

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^^ chronic danmei addiction i recommend 1 dose of yuri per danmei to lessen the impact

^ spice allergy i recommend 2 buckets of sugar per week and lots of cats sleeping on top of them
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

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Feb 25, 2024 8:21 PM

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Stabs their eyes . For health reasons . Lol
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

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Feb 25, 2024 8:24 PM
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Cat allergies and here’s medicine for it
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10 years hospitalized for no reason
真姫ちゃん! 何が好き? トマト よりも あ・な・た♡
Feb 26, 2024 6:33 PM

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It looks like you are developing a case of chronic idol-anime dependence.
The condition is not curable but we can treat it, and most people who receive treatment for the condition can live somewhat normal lives.

I am prescribing you the show Macross since I'm hoping that it won't be too difficult of a transition for you. Start by watching that and then come here again for a follow up visit.
Feb 26, 2024 6:35 PM
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You broke your pinky toe here is a cast for it
Mar 24, 2024 5:33 PM

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need some Vitamin D~
Mar 24, 2024 5:35 PM
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Need vitamin C
Mar 24, 2024 7:44 PM

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being too much of a bad bitch



there is no cure <3
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I can't say, it's confidentiality between doctor and patient

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You look in pain, I can fix that

I will show my sweet side but
"Choosing your own way
to die is just another way of
choosing your own way to live."

We all have a dark side within us
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