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Sep 22, 2022 8:55 AM
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Guys I'm trying to become like ayanokoji.yea I know it sounds cringe but I need your help. I managed to 50/100 in all subjects in school. Somewhat learned to manipulate people and use them as tools but Iam unable hide my emotions. if someone says a joke I can't control my laughter. Pls help how do I get poker face like ayanokoji. do I need to read psychological and human emotions related books ?
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Sep 22, 2022 9:00 AM
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Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.
Sep 22, 2022 9:03 AM
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Be a sociopath.

Sociopath - a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
Sep 22, 2022 9:04 AM
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you don't
simple!
Sep 22, 2022 9:09 AM
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I sincerely hope this is a troll
- ratings literally don't matter. (especially the top 10 or whatever)
- anime characters aren't real people.
- why do you have signatures on. lol
Sep 22, 2022 9:10 AM
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Lose your sense of tactile sensation.
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Get adapted by lerche. Cause in LN, Kiyo shows emotion, while in the anime, he is depicted as a robot.
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Sep 22, 2022 9:18 AM
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worstwotaku said:
I sincerely hope this is a troll

He’s 100% a troll
Sep 22, 2022 9:22 AM
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Go in the white room and hibernate for 10 years
Sep 22, 2022 9:23 AM
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StaleNut said:
Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.

i love this idea bro
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Sep 22, 2022 9:23 AM
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StaleNut said:
Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.

i love this idea bro
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Sep 22, 2022 9:28 AM
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This video might help.
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLzrlxhwIgU
Sep 22, 2022 9:32 AM
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Stay in a dark room for 2 months without seeing light,videos or anyone face.
Sep 22, 2022 9:33 AM

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worstwotaku said:
I sincerely hope this is a troll

if this isn't a troll, there is no hope for humanity
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Sep 22, 2022 9:39 AM
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Be smart. Play chess. And learn how to play chess in real life.
Sep 22, 2022 9:45 AM

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worstwotaku said:
I sincerely hope this is a troll


No. this is not a troll
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Sep 22, 2022 9:46 AM

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thanks man! This video was really helpful.
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Sep 22, 2022 10:26 AM
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if this is not a troll then let me tell you mate that you will not be pictured cool by the society rather your presence will feel creepy
Sep 22, 2022 10:45 AM

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this is why i dont tell people i watch anime
Sep 22, 2022 10:46 AM
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Just be a sociopath it could hurt your social life I should know
Sep 22, 2022 10:50 AM
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i wanna be like ayanocockjizz fr fr
Sep 22, 2022 10:58 AM
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Just be a man, that’s what we all do anyways.
Sep 22, 2022 10:59 AM
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Get a life and be happy with yourself
Sep 22, 2022 11:46 AM

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Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "I'm just like Ayanokouji fr." Repeat it every day for 10 years at least.




Sep 22, 2022 11:53 AM
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Trust me you dont need that and by your comment I can assume you are younger, reach your late teens u gonna be like ayano(no emotions) cause of depression... and anime is anime sure you learn things from them including some amazing quotes in the beginning of cote...but there is boundary b/w anime and real life.... :)
Sep 22, 2022 12:01 PM
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Step 1 - Get a T-Rex like Kiyo which you can't get so keep dreaming
Sep 22, 2022 12:08 PM

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Prolonged emotional trauma and depression shuts down emotions in order to mitigate stress.
Sep 22, 2022 12:13 PM
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Try pulling off exactly 50% in Gaokao or JEE by the time you'll be able to I'm sure you'll be close to that stage.
Sep 22, 2022 12:49 PM
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There are several options. If you weren't born that way, it would be caused by a traumatic experience or declining social skills. Your mindset also plays an important role. For example, Ayanokoji perceives people as tools and only uses them (according to his own perception). I should say, though, that it doesn't make you like ayanokoji. You're then able to make objective and rational decisions, but it doesn't make you any smarter 🀷‍♂️
Sep 22, 2022 12:52 PM

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Talk to Lerche, they know exactly how to butcher a character's face expressions.
Sep 22, 2022 12:58 PM

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repeatedly punch yourself in the ball sack while not screaming or making a pained face. practice this until no matter how hard you are punched in your balls you don't show any emotion let alone scream. this is the ultimate training which will help you keep a poker face in majority of other situations. as you experience more situations that demand a poker face, you will keep getting better. remember practice is the key to success so start punching yourself in the balls NOW. become what you want, I've given you the directions, you just need to follow them.

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Sep 22, 2022 1:10 PM

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Go through a trauma? LOOL
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Sep 22, 2022 1:45 PM
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When was the last time you touched grass? cringe
Sep 22, 2022 1:46 PM
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LMAOOOO there's just no way this is serious

Sep 22, 2022 2:22 PM
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He doesn't hide emotions lol. It's his inability that he can't show emotions.
Sep 22, 2022 2:35 PM
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don’t you’re cringe byw
Sep 22, 2022 3:14 PM
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practice piano and calligraphy bro 🀝
Sep 22, 2022 5:26 PM

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1. Ur not serious
2. Ur not funny, actual spammer for sure
3. Ur not HIM


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Sep 22, 2022 6:50 PM
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Ayanokiyo768 said:
Guys I'm trying to become like ayanokoji.yea I know it sounds cringe but I need your help. I managed to 50/100 in all subjects in school. Somewhat learned to manipulate people and use them as tools but Iam unable hide my emotions. if someone says a joke I can't control my laughter. Pls help how do I get poker face like ayanokoji. do I need to read psychological and human emotions related books ?

Try reading psychological books it might help...
You see i don't laugh for most of the jokes cuz it doesn't sound that funny to me...
I just keep a serious look on my face all the time
Sep 22, 2022 6:51 PM
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StaleNut said:
Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.

Gonna be kim-jong-un here ?? eh??
Sep 22, 2022 6:53 PM
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Lol you’re weird dude but I kinda appreciate how blunt and upfront you’re being so I’ll indulge you as someone on the gloomy side of life.

You gotta force your expression to be neutral like practice this while watching something funny and it’s all about constantly reminding yourself that you’re not supposed to smile or look/be happy.

And also go be a loner. Can’t feel anything if no ones around to stir your emotions (be it for good or bad if you’re alone there’s less room to feel. Basically isolate yourself)

It’s all about adopting a new attitude. You gotta convince yourself the world wronged you and now you reject the world cause it fucking sucks.

Deadass you gotta have a real chip on your shoulder. The anger and resentment will eventually stop and you’ll be so dangerously calm you won’t know what to make of it.

Honestly I was an angry kid and I forced myself to be numb and I got too good at it. Rn I’m hoping to undo it and feel something again.

For real dude it’s your decision to suppress your emotions and overall being but understand it will fuck up the best parts of yourself. Do you want to throw away your current self over some stoic anime character that’s currently trending? The hype will pass and you’ll find another anime character that’s more cool.

However you could also look into stoic philosophy it’s actually mad interesting
Sep 22, 2022 6:55 PM
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But yeah you’ll have to kill your emotions. Humans can’t hide their emotions so you’ll just have to get rid of them altogether so goodluck with that.

You’ll be a very problematic adult tho
Sep 23, 2022 1:07 AM
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Stop with your pop music and only listen to Beethoven and Mozart. That's the only way.
Sep 23, 2022 2:43 AM
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I guess just keep trying to always have a poker/straight face lmfao, just always be thinking about something sad or that pisses you off so that even if someone says something funny you don’t change your facial expression. I know this is a troll lmfao but for anyone who cares about it there you go I suppose
Sep 23, 2022 5:17 AM
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Why bother emulating something that is not realistic? By design you are created to be a emotional, irrational human being.
Sep 23, 2022 7:18 AM
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StaleNut said:
Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.

i made my mind to do this but can you tell me where to find this family thing
Sep 23, 2022 7:26 AM
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AliAl786 said:
StaleNut said:
Murder your whole family and develop ptsd. After that treat humans like crap and become a nihilist. It's easier done than said so you have no excuse not to do it.

i made my mind to do this but can you tell me where to find this family thing

Well I can't tell you where your family is. However, if you fail to locate your birth parents, then simply kill yourself. After that you will be reincarnated by Jehovah in the body of Ayanokoji.
Sep 23, 2022 8:39 PM

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You really should’t. It’s bad for your own health.
Sep 23, 2022 10:48 PM
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bro you better be trolling
Sep 24, 2022 6:01 AM
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Be a nihilist and don't interact with anyone. Judging from your actions you aren't the brightest bulb, so we will skip the "become smart" part. And don't show emotions. This way everyone will think you are weirdo and won't interact with you. There you go, your one way to ticket to hermit town. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life.
Sep 24, 2022 6:25 AM
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smoke with a tobacco pipe, listen to Bach BWV 988, and cook some blue meth in your basement
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