| They accidentally ate one of my cooking fails which turned out to not meet health and safety standards. My apologies anime, that's totally on me. |
  "I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it."   |
| The door lovers decided to come for the stair mvp |
| Fun fact: My forum avatar/pfp is a drug addicted alcoholic man who's probably went through mid-life crisis 3 times :3 |
| salmonella |
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| They were having health problems and thought they'd try the procedure Katsuyori Shibata had, according to Dave Meltzer. But it turns out that removing a person's brain and putting it back doesn't cure anything, and in fact results in death. Damnit Dave! |
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| Ate a bunch of urinal cakes thinking they were food |
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Died temporarily because I scared him so much at night |
 (っ◔◡◔)っ 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂 ♥ |
| they got eaten alive by a small mosquito!!! |
       𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷? |
| Poor dude wasn't getting his daily value of goose juice. I'm sorry I let you down!!! :( |
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| Got turned into Goose meat. |
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| Ate their ribcage because they thought it was a chicken wing |
  "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| Was camping in the hills far from civilization when a bear appeared during night, ate all their food and drink and destroyed both their car and mobile phone, so they died of starvation and dehydration |
| They were standing before my presence until a car hit them. They survived. Then a nurse killed them. And I am sad no.w |
"The Yang Sword cuts what I want to cut." "Look, it's my victory again." |
| They were lying in the field of flowers and the flowers somehow poisoned them |
✧˖°The blade dances✧˖°  |
| They were too good for the world. They were killed in a bank robbery, saving dozens of people. |
"The Yang Sword cuts what I want to cut." "Look, it's my victory again." |
| The military shot them out of the sky because they thought they were a meteorite |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| A flying boomerang chopped their head off |
| They rolled down a hill while camping. |
| They tried to emulate the "leap of faith" but you have to understand that's from and game/piece of fiction 😅😅 There isn't going to be a stack of hay conveniently at the bottom + why would that slow down the fall so much so that you would escape unscathed? 😅😅 |
"I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it." |
| Ate their arms off because they thought they were chicken nuggets |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| died in the shitter after extreme constipation |
 00cactus |
| Accidentally ingested a sword since "I mean I saw a street performer do that, I can also" |
"I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it." |
| Slipped and fell on a fork, which got them in the jugular |
    Dreaming 'bout long gone things;Days, on end, repeating infinitely. Like the inside of a never-ending dream, Whilst looking for the endless morn... Only to return to the dream again |
| Not sure why they thought they should hold off on deploying their parachute whilst sky diving. You were given the go-ahead to deploy it for a quite a while, you splatted into the ground too hard since you deployed it too late "for the memes" |
"I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it." |
| myocardial infarction |
-insert NGE meme here- |
| The US military shot them out of the sky because they thought he was a spy balloon^^ Ate 70 dying neutron stars in a dying neutron star eating competition^ |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| Burped up their stomach |
| Dreaming 'bout long gone things; Days, on end, repeating infinitely. Like the inside of a never-ending dream, Whilst looking for the endless morn... Only to return to the dream again |
| They wished to test if video game physics applied to real life. "But I mean if I fall into a body of water, it will soften the landing of a fall from great heights" Sadly that could not be further from the truth 😥😥 |
"I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it." |
| The food critic shot up the whole restaurant they were in because their steak was slightly overcooked. |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| anaconda |
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| Set on fire by a hooligan. My sincerest condolences. |
| ravaged by vagrants and eaten by their offspring. |
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| Fell off a cruise ship and was eaten by a rabid sperm whale |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Got crushed by an anvil |
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| Got teabagged by a Beast Titan. |
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| Killed by illuminati members |
| choked on broccoli 🥦 |
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| Let somebody murder her because "it made them happy." Huh |
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| Bird flu |
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| The sheeplings were being too noisy so the shepherd shot up the whole herd. |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| Mistepped and fell off a cliff |
| Fun fact: My forum avatar/pfp is a drug addicted alcoholic man who's probably went through mid-life crisis 3 times :3 |
| Got cut up by some extra sharp hailstones |
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| They weren't being loyal, so the shepherd grabbed the nearest firearm and shot up the entire farm. |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| They shot themselves....with a slingshot The stone hit them so hard that they fell off the tree that they were on. Why the slingshot? He was shooting birds |
  Lies are the most exquisite form of love! |
| They drowned when they tried to pet a seagull while on a cruise. |
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| Crushed in a stampede trying to acquire a rare limited edition anime figure. The perils of being an otaku😥 |
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| they were too loyal of a sheepling |
  Why do you hate cats? ♫ |
| ^^yeah followed their shepherd off a cliff ^They watched Blood and Honey and it scared them so much they had a heart attack |
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| Reacted too slow to an incoming attack |
| by Snorlax's Body Slam |
何それ？意味分かんない  |
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