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Sep 25, 2024 8:43 AM
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Jun 2020
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i know u have a secret tattoo. time to show it tot the world
Sep 25, 2024 7:06 PM

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Aug 2021
5066
Be polite when entering other people's homes, you should take off your clothes out of politeness

Sep 26, 2024 3:22 AM

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Jul 2023
432
I think we swapped our clothes in the bath house so we should swap them back. You go first


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Sep 26, 2024 10:44 AM

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Ii-chan would say something like this: 'When contemplating the absurd, every layer of clothing is just another layer of nonsense' -g-
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MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Sep 26, 2024 12:02 PM
Laughing Man

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Jun 2012
7138
Because they're a social construct designed by the elite illuminati to keep us controlled.

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Sep 26, 2024 12:57 PM

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Mar 2023
3441
You need to cosplay as Adam and Eve.
Sep 27, 2024 1:48 AM
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Aug 2020
189
it's good for the economy
Sep 27, 2024 1:52 AM
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Jun 2020
5208
You have been selected for a special MAL season of Naked and Afraid
Sep 27, 2024 2:56 AM
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Aug 2020
189
you need to be aerodynamic to win this pillow fight :)
Sep 27, 2024 4:21 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
Clothes are woke
Sep 27, 2024 4:56 AM

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Sep 2024
63
To become one with nature
 
Bro, only weirdos choose to piss in the urinal next to you when there are plenty of open urinals along the wall.
Fuck you



Sep 27, 2024 9:15 AM
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Jun 2020
5208
i wanna give you a fade… down there 😙
Sep 27, 2024 10:22 AM

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May 2012
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I’m one of the biggest Zaregoto nerds, so I’ll respond as Ii-chan again. Or rather, as he would say: Probably :p

If we’re going to discuss absurdity, we might as well embrace it fully - clothes off!
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Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

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MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Sep 27, 2024 5:19 PM

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Aug 2021
5066
We need to recycle your clothes to create new ones

Sep 27, 2024 6:00 PM
𝓨𝓾𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❤

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I wanna see your junk.
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Sep 27, 2024 6:13 PM

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Aug 2021
5066
You look very pale, take off your clothes so we can see that you are not being attacked by leeches

Sep 27, 2024 6:15 PM
𝓨𝓾𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❤

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Feb 2024
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Someone said you have a python tattoo from your chest down to your ankle, prove you don't strip
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Sep 29, 2024 6:01 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
God can only protect you if you are naked

Sep 29, 2024 6:18 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
The King of your country wants your clothes.
Sep 29, 2024 6:41 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
To control your powers you must be naked

Sep 29, 2024 9:51 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
As per the tenancy agreement you signed.
No smoking
No alterations
No pets
No clothes
Sep 29, 2024 10:36 AM
Daydreamer

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Oct 2023
210
You were born naked so obviously you gotta follow that and remove your clothes RN
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Sep 29, 2024 11:55 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
I need to take your picture for a special nude calendar featuring MAL users.
You're December, I'm saving the best until last😃
Sep 29, 2024 1:20 PM

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Aug 2021
5066
Get naked to boost your immunity

Oct 1, 2024 5:43 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
Your clothes need to return to their home planet
Oct 1, 2024 6:22 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
Your clothes were stolen

Oct 1, 2024 8:51 AM
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Jun 2020
5208
we’re going to turn you into a Hollow like Nanachi. you won’t need any clothes after
Oct 1, 2024 8:56 AM
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Jul 2018
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Do i even need a reason 🫦
Oct 1, 2024 8:59 AM
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Jun 2020
5208
no you don’t 😳
Oct 1, 2024 9:01 AM
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Jul 2018
559035
😳
Oct 8, 2024 3:23 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
I need to draw you for a special hentai dakimakura featuring MAL users.
Oct 8, 2024 8:00 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
The moon is full, get naked so you don't tear your clothes because now you are a werewolf

Oct 8, 2024 9:20 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
We must burn clothes for warmth and fuel, as humans have chopped down every tree and burnt all remaining coal & oil.
Woe is humanity
Oct 8, 2024 9:31 AM

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May 2012
450
In the pursuit of truth, shedding societal norms starts with shedding clothing. @crescensXG

It is quite possible that Ii-chan could say something like that, although he's a bit shy in that regard.;P
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Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

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MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 12, 2024 5:21 PM

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Feb 2020
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I need to sell your clothes so I can buy some weed
Oct 12, 2024 5:52 PM

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May 2012
450
What is the point of layers when the world is already so complicated?
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N 🤍


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 12, 2024 5:54 PM

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Aug 2018
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Clothes are a sign of the tyranny of the social order and hierachy, it is your revolutionary duty as a french citizen to behead that concept
Oct 12, 2024 6:20 PM

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Apr 2024
891
I tried laying my jacket over a puddle to be gentlemanly, but the puddle's too big, I need your clothes for it
Dreams are worth fighting for
Oct 12, 2024 6:24 PM
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Jul 2018
559035
There's a new MAL dress code: You can't wear that color. Guess you have to take it off
Oct 14, 2024 6:35 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
Your clothes smell like my sis, whom I miss very much, so let me borrow them
Oct 14, 2024 7:47 AM

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Jun 2016
8208
It's penis
Inspection
Day


𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝
𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡,
𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦
𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.
Oct 14, 2024 8:43 AM

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May 2012
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The cookie monster has decreed that today we shall all be naked—who am I to argue?
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N 🤍


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 14, 2024 8:45 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
Your body needs to be evaluated

Oct 16, 2024 11:45 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
Birds only poop on clothes, so it's better being naked outside.
Oct 23, 2024 9:02 AM

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Aug 2021
5066
You are a pole dancer who dances naked

Oct 23, 2024 9:22 AM

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Feb 2020
8953
So I can give you a bedside sponge bath
Oct 23, 2024 8:05 PM

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May 2024
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To see if it goes CHOO CHOO
Oct 23, 2024 8:08 PM

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Aug 2021
5066
I need to check that you don't have any inappropriate tattoos

Oct 23, 2024 8:09 PM

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Oct 2011
174
papa needs a new furry blanket
Oct 23, 2024 8:11 PM

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Mar 2008
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There have been reports your clothes were stolen. I have to take them in for evidence
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