| [*]Pizza delivery for... I. C. Weiner. Aww... I always thought by this stage in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls. |
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| - It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it. |
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| - What the hell? No yoga till 5:00. No matter how bad you need it. - I-I'm actually here for karate. I saw your website. It said that there was supposed to be a session today. - I appreciate you coming in, but there are no girls in Cobra Kai. - Why not? - Same reason there aren't women in the Army. Doesn't make sense. - Sensei, I need to show you something in the office. - Don't give me this "sexist" bullshit. All right, I'm just saying, women aren't meant to fight. They have tiny, hollow bones. - Aren't you desperate for new students? - Yes. But this isn't a knitting class. This is a dojo. - The kids at school call her names, make fun of her. - That's what happens when you eat an entire box of Twinkies every day. - Her dad is Isaiah Robinson. Hall of Fame lineman for the Chargers. - Yeah, so you're saying it's genetic? Her love for Twinkies comes from her dad? - No, I'm saying her family's loaded! All right, and she's a paying customer. But you don't need the money, right? - Okay, take off your shoes. Hop on the mat. Okay, after further review, I've decided to allow female students. But if you want to be in Cobra Kai, you can't act like a girl. - What do you mean? How do girls act? - Oh, don't give me that... You know, all emotional, loud, complain-y, never letting you finish a sentence. - Well, I know a few guys who act just... - QUIET! My student tells me you've been harassed at school. - Yeah. Mostly online. I get mean texts and emails sent to me. Makes me not want to go. - And who sends you these messages? - Well, they're mostly anonymous. These kids create fake accounts, and they tell me things like I'm ugly and that I should kill myself. - Oh, my God. What a bunch of pussies. Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone, you did it to their face. There was honor, respect. These geeks hiding behind their computers, what a bunch of spineless losers. You're not afraid of these losers, are you? - No. - Are you gonna take sh.t from these losers? - No. - Good, because when I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back, only it's not gonna be with your keyboard. It's gonna be with your fists. |
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| "When we lose the people we love, we have to find a way to keep going for the people we still have" |
  ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐. - ๐
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| Now, I know the two of you are upset about me not graduating, okay? But you'll get over it. You'll have to. Alright? 'Cause I made up my mind and nothing either of you can say is going to change that. Okay? 'Cause I'm a man. Alright? With strong man emotions. And there is no way that this MAN is going to get up on that stage and embarrass himself at graduation. No. No. No. |
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| - Who needs tickets? Tickets, right here. How 'bout you, slick? - Scalping tickets to the Super Bowl. Have you no shame, sir? I should give you a royal caning. - Hey, I'm just trying to make an honest buck. - Ah, get lost, you bloodsucking parasite. Wally and I have all the tickets we need. - Uh, sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit. - What? Counterfeit? - Yeah, see, the hologram's missing... and there's no such team as the Spungos... and finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker. - Stop eating our tickets! - Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen. - Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean "kill us". |
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| In case you was too cheap to purchase our last game, let me tell you a bit about what happened. It was all about this Abe guy, that worked in this dump meat factory called "RuptureFarms", the place was run by "Glukkons" and they was on the verge of going out of business, they had already chopped up all the wild creatures, so now they had no choice but to chop up Abe and his buddies too. We gave Abe the ability to Talk, so he could do the right thing and rescue his pals. But some people didn't care about doing the right thing. They thought it was more fun to get them all shot... Or ground up. Or crushed. Or even beaten. Needless to say, this pissed some folks off, and they didn't lift a finger to help Abe in the end. But if you was halfway decent about it, and tried your best to safe Abe's buddies...the end would've been much better for Abe. And if you'd like to see it, you should dish out some cash, and go buy the stinkin game. Hey, we gotta eat too you know! |
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| Chisai koro wa kashikoi kawaii Elichika, nante yoba rete ita wa. |
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| “I’ll get paid for killing, and this town is full of people who deserve to die.” - Sanjuro |
| - When you're walkin' down the street, and you see a little ghost, what you gonna do about Ghostbusters? - What? What is that? - That's the Ghostbusters theme song. - No. - I'm pretty sure it is. |
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| I can't remember anything about my life before But when I step up on the stage, it's like I've found something to live for You might think that I'm naïve or just gullible But I'm just trying to do something in this world that's meaningful I don't care about no memories before some swan song Not like I can see my friends, my Tamagotchi's long-gone You want meaning? Yeah, good luck with that, hun Our lives are over, okay? We're done! We're not done till I say we're done! Our lives aren't over, we've just begun I don't care if we're dead, doesn't mean we have to stop We gotta keep moving, pushing forward till we drop You think you're so tough 'cause of your biker gang? Then quit tryin' to run away…! And as for you two, Tweedle Fortune and Tweedle Fame Trying to act all shy when you know you got game Got the talent, the experience, you girls have it all So, it's a spit in the face when you pretend to be small Stop obsessing over why you can't win Anything worth having is gonna take a risk Even zombie girls can rock the mic if they try So stop with the excuses, take control of your lives! Hey, grandma and grandpa! I'm talking to you, too! Don't let society try to put you in a coffin Before you're dead, you got wisdom aplenty Demand respect instead of sitting on a rocker Remember, you're the OG shock collar They wanna blame you for everything going wrong But you're still here, heartbeat going strong! |
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| Stingray? It's Daniel LaRusso. Hello? I left you a message. I, um... I got you a new PlayStation. Hello? You thought you could get him to turn on me? Actions have consequences, Mr. LaRusso. Look. I'm not here for trouble. Okay? I'm out of the war. I surrender, if that's what you wanna hear. The Valley is yours. The Valley? It never ceases to amaze me how small your mind is. I don't give a sh.t about your Valley. I've got much bigger plans. Well, leave me out of 'em. How's that beautiful wife of yours? It's remarkable how easy it was to disrupt your marriage. You opened the door, and let me just waltz right in. Imagine how easy it's gonna be to wrap Cobra Kai gis around both your kids. That's it, LaRusso. That's the Cobra Kai student I remember. You never really had the strength, did you? I was ready to let this go. And you just kept getting in my way. You bit off more than you could chew. And now that the writing's on the wall, you wanna surrender? No, no, no. We are way past the time of white flags, Danny Boy. Don't look at this as an act of mercy. On the contrary. I want you alive and well for what's about to happen. Well, alive at least. Because the real pain is about to begin. |
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| - uh, Gin-san, what was this about? How could up screw up the end of the opening sequence? - don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row. - i thought the opening was reused every time. - you weren't supposed to say that. - i'm too embarrassed to show my face. How am i supposed to do this next week? - i feel the same way. - me too. - say, since this is so embarrassing, can we cut to commercial? |
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| “it was heat of the moment!” “a heat of the moment would be “ooh yeah baby right there” not “will you marry me” |
  beep! MAL's Little Raccoon #2 made by hearingnote matching w/ sekai- |
| - Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you... You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. - Did I? - Good for you, little man. - Little man? Me, the little man? - Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullish.tting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. - And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The f.cking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this f.cking boat. Because, I mean, f.ckety f.ck f.ck, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. - All right, get the f.ck off my boat. - I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. - I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly f.cking wives. |
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| - Yo guys! Sup? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what? - No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it! - Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin? - Yeah. - McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? - Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there. - And you landed on McLovin... - Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed. - Why the F.CK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person? - Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f.cking book for once. - Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed? - Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin? - No, that's why you picked a dumb f.cking name! - F.ck you. - Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! - What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? - Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? - Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f.cking strategy, all right? - Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be? - I am McLovin! - No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F.CKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F.CK! |
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| C: "Are you being intentionally dense" H: "Huh?"(In a pretentiously funny face) From a different show... C: "The artificiality of a scripted drama doesn't hold a candle to true crime" |
| ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐. - ๐
๐๐พ ๐ฆ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ |
| [on the school intercom] Samantha LaRusso, you know what you did, and now you're gonna pay for it. I'm coming for you, b.tch! |
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| "I need your clothes. your boots. and your motorcycle" |
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| That's the biggest load of cr.p i've ever heard. What are you, a baby? Grow up, Uehara. Grown-ups take responsibilities for their actions. |
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| "My penis stopped breathing, do you know CPR?" |
| ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐. - ๐
๐๐พ ๐ฆ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ |
| Remember me, Eddie? When i killed your brother, i talked... just... like... THIS! |
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| BRIO...WINS! "PAPARAUAHAUHU!" |
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| "Hey, would you say I became a hero?" - Zack Fair, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII |
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| Bender must be stopped! i've gone too far. Who does that guy think i am? |
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| my doctor said not to get water on my face! |
| Buin no kanri wa taisetsu yo |
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| - Alright, gang. Looks like we're gonna have to use our special KoRn powers. - Munky! - David! - Fieldy! - Head! - Jonathan! - Form of... CORN! [...] - Alright! Great job, gang! - That didn't help at all. - We know. It's just cool to do. |
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