| It was a fuck you to the establishment. |
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| Because your username is kinda shady and gives me *shivers* |
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| Less people means i will pay less in taxes for their social security and healthcare. |
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| he asked me for directions and i panicked |
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| Experience points |
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| As a vampire I can only enter a home if I am invited in. I knocked on their door and asked, "What's your name?" They replied, "Nyarly-kamin". "Kamin" sounded to me very much like "Come in!", so I happily obliged and... well, the rest is history. |
| That anemia paleness would have killed you anyways but I wanted to act faster than it |
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| They just were at the wrong place at the wrong time. |
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| it was there, i was there... it was just meant to be |
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| They never said the safe word. |
 "Don't let your memes be dreams."- Ancient Japanese proverb, probably |
| For the sexual thrill |
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| The line was to long, so i had to kill him to make it shorter. |
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| I'm just practicing 🔪 and you happened to be in my way so of course I took the chance 👻👽 |
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| Because he/she kicked my favourite cat |
Gift by Mimurona |
| Just a result of coincidences out of our control. |
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| Strangers make me feel sometimes so bad so I killed because I didn't want it to happen again 😶😶🌫️ |
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| It was either me or her There were 2 or us at the table, but only one cake. Then the countdown started... It was a limited edition brand cake! |
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| I just couldn´t resist |
| Fax: -My english is bad -I`m very curious -Peruvians must die |
| They currently have more Kurisu in their profile than me @Rishon007 Here's your Sata Andagi...  |
ChrononDec 5, 2023 3:52 AM
   𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓻𝓪 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓸 |
| Ignored my @ few weeks ago😔 |
| I've got some brand new knifes and didn't want them to get wasted/be useless |
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| Loss of concentration |
| She's a cat. She has nine lives. Killing her once won't do permanent damage. |
SpunkertDec 7, 2023 4:48 AM
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| I'm just an edgy teenage. |
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| the cursor in a shape of a sword pointed at him |
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| 'cuz |
  𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗 𝕬𝖟𝖓𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 |
| It's just a prank bro. |
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| not funny prank |
   sos, there's a goddess in disquise |
| and I wanted to have that one that he got |
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| Why not? We're all gonna die someday anyway. |
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| The guy looked at me funny passing me on the street 5 years ago. v you had to resist harder! 😭 |
OniMageDec 9, 2023 5:42 AM
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| That name had too much effort into it, i had to deflate it |
  Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Ugly Forum Avatar. |
𝙒𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚, 𝙮𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 |
| He was trying to preach objective morality to me. |
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| he said Santa Claus doesn't exist |
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| It was a Christmas gift to him. |
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| Vengeance for OniMage |
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| He didn't give me his long fangs when asked politely |
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| Doing Indian genocides is part of my patrimony |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Ugly face |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
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