| legitimately heart broken D: |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| It's for moments like this that I have an ax |
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| An absurd reaction... |
  𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥❟ 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙙𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝙙𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙥  [center]  |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Now I'm going to have to correct you both |
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death |
| Just tiny bits droplets of love. |
   ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| I already knew |
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| ;-; |
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| How dare you >:( |
| Fax: -My english is bad -I`m very curious -Peruvians must die |
Once a cheater always a cheater |
| "I'm not sad because you cheated on me, I'm sad because you made our bed dirty" |
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| That's impossible. Absurdo wouldn't cheat on me. I'm just hallucinating. Hi, hallucinations! Have you seen real Absurdo around? |
| Fking low but I never had much expectations from you anyway |
| kill the cunt you cheated on me with but I'd never let you GO |
daddymahitowoApr 10, 6:46 AM
| 🥺 aww Well I Would Off myself |
| threaten to kill myself <3333333333 |
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| it's fine, they're having their daily puke roleplay session. |
ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| lock you in my basement so you can never leave me. (applies for both above) |
| ^^ all according to keikaku ^same |
| I wouldn't mind being locked in a basement uwu) how dramatic do you want me to take it huh |
| I will unlock the basement and throw the keys away, so that it shall never be blocked again. |
ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| Yes Put a curse on them |
| Not really surprised considering their name. |
Antipathy world  |
| drive us into a lake so we drown together ^^ HMMMMMMMMMMMM punch you and then never interact with you ever again |
| I'd forgive if they don't mind |
| hold it over your head your entire life but I won't let you leave |
| I lock them both away, they're both mine now |
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| You do you, mate. Wish you all the best. *slowly picks up tommy gun* |
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| Make them disappear |
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| i guess this time it's a SLAP |
| Another member to my harem |
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| Again?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Hope you had a nice life *Picks up shotgun* |
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| I break the shotgun over both their heads |
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| I’ll never laugh at one of your memes again 😭 |
| It was good while it lasted |
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| I'm walking down the street, I pass in front of a hotel and I see... you walking out with someone, holding hands and giving each other romantic looks. I pick up a rock that was on the ground and attack the lover, after that I kick you in the balls and hit on the head with the rock too. |
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| This court is now in session Would the defendant please rise? State your name for the court Never mind (Billy Jack Bitch) You're being charged with one too many counts of heartbreaking In the first degree I don't give a damn about the others My main concern is you and me Your honor, may I call to the stand my one and only witness? A girl that know damn well she didn't have no damn business I know what you did, how you did it and, uh, who you did it with So you might as well plead guilty 'cause you sure can't plead the fifth Now raise your right hand Do you swear to tell the whole truth Not the half truth like you used to so help you God? Nod your head one time if you hear me If you don't, I'll have to use the rod Anything to make you see that uh... you're going to miss me Yeah, you're gonna miss me Uh, uh, uh, oh! If it please the court I'd like to have the defendant place her hands behind her back So I can tie her up tight and get into the act The act of showing her how good it used to be I want it to be so good she falls back in love with me Close your eyes I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet And I want you to pump your hips like you used to And, baby, you better stay on the beat Did you do to your other man the same things that you did to me? Right now I hate you so much I wanna make love until you see That it's killin' me, baby, to be without you 'Cause all I ever wanted to do was to be with you, ow! |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| being this kind of a relationship guru :O you surely know what you are doing! *respectfully excuses himself* |
| i guess they finally had enough of me cheating on them with lobsters |
| cry then get overwhelmingly sad whenever a lobster is near |
| I write a sad song about it |
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| I'll help you pack - I hope everything works out for you both. |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
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