Why you will go to hell if you are gay

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Nice trolling.

I love the bit about human extinction, wow, the gay people are doing us a larger favor than we thought. We're a fucking virus with shoes, and people need to realize that. We should all be blown to smithereens if we intend to sodomize more planets in our selfish conquest. And if gay sex is the way to do it, GO GO GO.

Oct 3, 2010 3:12 PM

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Sonic_Moronic said:
Nice trolling.

I love the bit about human extinction, wow, the gay people are doing us a larger favor than we thought. We're a fucking virus with shoes, and people need to realize that. We should all be blown to smithereens if we intend to sodomize more planets in our selfish conquest. And if gay sex is the way to do it, GO GO GO.

i'm going to hire a female to rape you.

Oct 3, 2010 3:13 PM

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There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Oct 3, 2010 3:16 PM

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Mizilla said:
There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Prove it, if you can't offer evidence as to why your hypothesis is correct, then it is incorrect.

Oct 3, 2010 3:18 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:

Mizilla said:
There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Prove it, if you can't offer evidence as to why your hypothesis is correct, then it is incorrect.

Prove us that ''Hell'' exist niggah.

Oct 3, 2010 3:19 PM

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There's a thread about this in GD already.

Oct 3, 2010 3:19 PM

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Edgy.

Oct 3, 2010 3:20 PM

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Reality is hell, I can prove it by posting ugly stories and pictures of mankind's deeds throughout history, but I can't bother to.

Anyway, our life here is hell, so there can't be another hell, it would be pushing it.

Oct 3, 2010 3:20 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:

Mizilla said:
There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Prove it, if you can't offer evidence as to why your hypothesis is correct, then it is incorrect.

lol then your hypothesis is incorrect too

Oct 3, 2010 3:20 PM

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Not droll troll.

Better luck next time.

Oct 3, 2010 3:21 PM

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And it will be utterly FABULOUS

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Oct 3, 2010 3:21 PM

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Baman

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Not droll troll.

Better luck next time.

Oct 3, 2010 3:21 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:

Mizilla said:
There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Prove it, if you can't offer evidence as to why your hypothesis is correct, then it is incorrect.

Ok, then give me some proof that Hell does exist

Oct 3, 2010 3:21 PM

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QysteiN said:

cyanidehappiness said:

Mizilla said:
There's no hell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Prove it, if you can't offer evidence as to why your hypothesis is correct, then it is incorrect.

Prove us that ''Hell'' exist niggah.

Hell exists because Mizilla said it didn't without offering proof, therefore I need offer no proof due to Mizilla's failure.

Oct 3, 2010 3:24 PM

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guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass

Oct 3, 2010 3:25 PM

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OP don't you know that ragging on gay people is sooooo 2005?

Oct 3, 2010 3:25 PM

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY

THAT BARNEY IS GAY

ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, TOTALLY FANS OF BARNEY, HE WAS FUCKING KING

BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS GAY, WE WERE LIKE O_o OHMYGOD, WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, THE LITTLE BITCH

SO WE STOPPED BEING HIS FANS, NO GODDAMN FAGGOT IS GONNA FOOL US.

Oct 3, 2010 3:26 PM

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bitchstick said:
guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass

who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.

Oct 3, 2010 3:28 PM

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bitchstick said:
guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass

Haha, well said

Oct 3, 2010 3:29 PM

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I didn't know MAL had so many homos. Jesus. Satan must be preparing for a MAL meetup in Hell.

Oct 3, 2010 3:32 PM

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Oct 3, 2010 3:32 PM

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Hope he brings some good sinful rock'n'roll music.

Oct 3, 2010 3:33 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:
who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.

Actually, hell isn't like that at all. According to the bible, the sinners who will not repent will merely be burned and die a final death while all the others go to live forever in a eternal kingdom on earth.

And I'm sorry to say, but you're going to someplace much worse. Eternal torture in the warp baby.
That's what my gods tell me, and my gods eat anyone else's for breakfast.

Oct 3, 2010 3:33 PM

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Sonic_Moronic said:
Hope he brings some good sinful rock'n'roll music.

Lady Gaga will most likely be the choice of music Lucifer chooses.
Satan uses a zune.

Oct 3, 2010 3:44 PM

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ZEFIs_husbando said:

if gays were allowed in the army... well.... just look at France.

Oct 3, 2010 3:52 PM

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tl;dr

Oct 3, 2010 4:00 PM

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ZEFIs_husbando said:

omg i laughed so hard

Everyone can use magic | If they believe

Oct 3, 2010 4:05 PM

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im pretty sure hating gays was in the bible cause back then if the guys didnt procreate pretty much humans extinct

Oct 3, 2010 4:16 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:

bitchstick said:
guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass

who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.

does your religious ass srsly believe your dead rotting corpse will suddenly regurgitate your own thoughts and memories in the form of a "soul" and you'll be taken off to a miraculous fairyland in which you'll get your dick gently stroked by little jolly bare-assed cherub angel children?

it's one thing for someone to truly believe their useless ass is going to live forever in a dreamland. it's another to preach to others about your mental crutch while flaunting your stubborn inability to accept death as an inevitability.

Oct 3, 2010 4:23 PM

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bitchstick said:

cyanidehappiness said:

bitchstick said:
guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass

who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.

does your religious ass srsly believe your dead rotting corpse will suddenly regurgitate your own thoughts and memories in the form of a "soul" and you'll be taken off to a miraculous fairyland in which you'll get your dick gently stroked by little jolly bare-assed cherub angel children?

it's one thing for someone to truly believe their useless ass is going to live forever in a dreamland. it's another to preach to others about your mental crutch while flaunting your stubborn inability to accept death as an inevitability.

What the fuck who believes in that shit? I believe in a sky castle with big pearly gates and a bunch of souls chilling out on the clouds with God at his throne as little angels fly around him. In my heaven I am surrounded by beautiful women and am watching the daily lives of the entire jersey shore cast.

Oct 3, 2010 4:26 PM

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aren't you the same asswipe that said you fucking hate church

FUCK DIS

Oct 3, 2010 4:29 PM

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bitchstick said:
aren't you the same asswipe that said you fucking hate church

FUCK DIS

What? I love the church, I've been an alter boy all my life and now I am in training to become ordained, as a deacon. I ain't trying to never nut again.

Oct 3, 2010 4:32 PM

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Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.

Oct 3, 2010 4:36 PM

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fuck heaven, filled with stuck up assholes like you. i'd rather go down to hell where no one's got a stick up their ass, you homophobic sons of bitches.

Oct 3, 2010 4:37 PM

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Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.

So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."

Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.

suck on my cock, altar boy.

cyanidehappiness said:
Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.

ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM

Oct 3, 2010 4:43 PM

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Your trolling is sub par.

Oct 3, 2010 4:45 PM

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bitchstick said:

Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.

So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."

Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.

suck on my cock, altar boy.

cyanidehappiness said:
Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.

ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM

I googled that and didn't find the result. Where did you get that from?

How do we know the mind dies when we die when there is no proof of the existence of a mind

Oct 3, 2010 4:47 PM

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cyanidehappiness said:

bitchstick said:

Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.

So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."

Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.

suck on my cock, altar boy.

cyanidehappiness said:
Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.

ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM

I googled that and didn't find the result. Where did you get that from?

How do we know the mind dies when we die when there is no proof of the existence of a mind

gee, i got it straight from my ass

also,

Oct 3, 2010 4:48 PM

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brain=/=mind

Oct 3, 2010 4:55 PM

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Dedicated too this thread:

Oct 3, 2010 4:56 PM

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i will never understand that ridiculous 'brain vs. mind' debate

it's all the same shit to me.

also, fuck that nightmare before christmas creature

Oct 3, 2010 4:58 PM

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Kinoholic said:
Your trolling is sub par.

Oct 3, 2010 5:00 PM

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Oh god that video, I lol'd so hard. What the fuck. I need to watch that high.
also loving those boobs

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