| Stealing figures of anime girls wearing bikinis |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Insulted a random guy. It turned out he was a cop |
tinshardJan 6, 2:58 PM
   ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| Unsticking his balls in public |
 Bro, only weirdos choose to piss in the urinal next to you when there are plenty of open urinals along the wall. Fuck you |
| For running a fraudulent used panty mail order operation by sending out panties dotted with food colouring and artificial pheromones instead of the heavenly scents and marks left by real maidens. |
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| Stealing every abnormally small sheep he could find |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Shot a hippie |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| Mistreatment of a stag beetle |
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| By Sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality |
| They stole $1,000,000 from people in need |
| Tried to buy a coffee whilst underage |
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| Stealing sheep |
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| Arrested for arresting other people when they’re not a police officer |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| Throwing innocent possums at police officers |
| Hitting the peak of the cops hat down so he couldn't see, |
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| Being a menace at the police station and then quoting ekko, "I'd rather make mistakes than make nothing at all." |
| For sending copious amounts of jelly to P Diddy |
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| Stealing cookies |
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| Held up a drugs store with a banana |
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| Stole dragon eggs |
| Flew a drone over a soccer stadium to watch the game as they were refused entry |
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| Arrested for stabbing a Viktor poster from Arcane multiple times |
| Drawing a penis in wet cement. They were easy to track down as they also signed their name in it. |
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| Spreading too much Akibastrip porn |
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| Excessive online bullying |
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| Stole his entire family's money for Genshin rolls (I'm just being funny, I hope you don't get offended by this type of jokes). |
| beating a flat earther into a coma with a sturgeon |
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| Taking photos of a secret military base |
| ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| Harassed Globglogabgalab |
| Ohh I recently heard the news about man eating rabbit! It was you?!? |
| Stole many plants and flowers from displays at the Chelsea Flower Show for their own garden |
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| Replaced all of the new underwear at the clothing department with used underwear |
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| Stole the boxing gloves of all the girls he thought were super hot |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Made a game criticizing the government |
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| Avril Lavigne sued him, saying his username reminds her name, and bribed police to arrest him |
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| Arrested for stealing unicorn horns |
| Arrested for trying to kidnap Absurdo_1 to add them to himself as he was aiming to become Absurdo_N+1 |
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| Arrested for having illegal information |
| Naaaa-ing in public |
☆-----------------------------------------------------------------☆ This beauty on a broom, who on earth could she be? That's right, she's me. ________________________________________________ |
| They woke the leviathan with a whistle |
| hesitated while choosing which coffee he wants in StarBucks |
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| They were witnessed eating pizza crust first. Witnesses and Police said it was one of the most horrific things they ever saw. Some even needed therapy. |
Little_SheeplingJan 27, 10:25 AM
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| Stealing from an innocent fish and chips place |
| combining letters into words. this is a forbidden ancient craft |
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| Summoning the demons |
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| Started eating dinner before prayers were finished |
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