| Sepukku |
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| From being crushed by a falling stone that conveniently looked like a cross. |
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| Gravity. Balls too big, it crashlanded while standing making few cracks and an omelet. |
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| Beheaded for treason |
  Look at the stars, they are retreating. |
| saw the mha community |
| I did it. |
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| Bit of more than they could chew |
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| Killed by getting a shock from crying |
バンの一味 |
| They fell UP the stairs |
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| microwaved themselves for a dare |
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| forgot how to breathe |
sneed's feed and seed  formerly chuck's |
| Virgin sacrifice. |
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| jumped in front of truck-kun after watching one isekai too many |
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| after getting lost in the woods they found themselves attacked by a wild pack of wolves |
| A gentle kiss from the angel of death |
Look at the stars, they are retreating. |
| parachute failure |
| They died in a hurricane. |
𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. |
| Said "Hi. How are you?" to a Karen. |
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| defenestration |
| they decided to open the window for cooler air because the airplane was too hot and stuffy |
| They were in the wrong place at the wrong time when an earthquake happened. |
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𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. |
| Corona |
バンの一味 |
| Someone sitting on them and they died cause they couldn't breathe |
| was talking on his phone and didn't see the truck coming |
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| drowned in a puddle |
 _______I like rocks__  |
| Parasites sucked all the blood |
バンの一味 |
| one day a squirl stole some nuts |
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| didn't reach the bathroom in time and burst |
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| Jumped by penguins |
 Made by k3ti |
| Got his vital (manhood) stuck in the wrong things |
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| name in deatnote |
バンの一味 |
| Killed by a Teddy Bear |
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| nuked |
used computer with |
| Sanji death by petrification |
バンの一味 |
| the world just ended |
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| thrown into a volcano |
| Spanish flu. |
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