I think Google may be broken

Aug 13, 2018 6:56 AM

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When I search "How to hang a noose" or "How to get carbon monoxide poisoning" it instead directs me to Suicide Hotlines. A weird error on Google's part. Did you guys notice it too?

Aug 13, 2018 6:58 AM

Swagernator

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I think the same, when i search for "anime", it shows Yuri on Ice.

Aug 13, 2018 7:06 AM

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that's odd
i think you need to contact the staff

Aug 13, 2018 8:19 AM

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Same, when I look up porn it brings me right to the str8 shit

Aug 13, 2018 5:54 PM

Krylten

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That's really weird. Why would they ever do such a thing? Google needs to correct their results system.

Aug 14, 2018 6:46 AM

Nas

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Google hates us all. It will take over the internet.

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Aug 14, 2018 6:50 AM

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I didn't get the same result when I searched it

Aug 14, 2018 6:53 AM

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The answer is simple: it is not an error on Google’s part, but an advice.

This is because, if you have the desire to ascend to another plane, it is advised to do so by doing a ritual self-sacrifice to the Lord via self-immolation. If you do this, a higher level of existance is guaranteed, otherwise you might get stuck in a limbo.
Hope I cleared it up.

Aug 14, 2018 9:10 PM

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tested it out myself, the suicide hotline link only appears as the first result, no redirection involved
all the other results below it that i saw in my glimpse were all pertaining to nooses as i'd searched

Aug 14, 2018 9:20 PM

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Lost_Viking

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I found a better (and much more "kosher") site. Jewgle!

Aug 14, 2018 9:21 PM

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It directs me to wikihow. Good thing it is not broken on me.

Aug 14, 2018 10:12 PM

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EnchantedEmi

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Yeah Google is acting strange... for example, searching "The World" brings up a bunch of weird pictures of some big circle thingy...

Where is Lord Dio?

Aug 14, 2018 11:49 PM

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BitchOnTheBeach

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It only tries to help you. I don't see anything wrong here, yes.

Oct 20, 2018 12:46 PM

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CrystalClear90

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What do you mean Google's Broken I don't think it is though

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Oct 20, 2018 3:40 PM

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Nek0

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I was going to type "How to hang out", but this came up.

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