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| Banned because you're not wrong man... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you're not blind |
| Banned because if a man has eyes then let him see. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because let him see what? |
| Banned because let him see that bountiful booty |
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| Banned because oh god Betsy no!!! I dun broke the low E.... Man I must have been galloping on her hard last night.... ow my head... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you cant have a hangover if you keep drinking |
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| Banned because uh, yeah, I know. That's what I've been doing. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering |
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| Banned because amongst celestial reflection I see, the days of times long past. Though I know this night will end, this thought will surely last. If once we knew what love could be, then hope will find us anew. Take my hand in this twilit expanse, I'll show you my words are true. None but us now tread here, take with me this chance. Let us find this love that's lost and dance with me this dance.. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you sound lonely, do you want a waifu pillow to keep you company?? |
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| Banned because no... I mean maybe... but no.... I mean it was just some old material used to set up a joke but.... I could kinda use a waifu pillow about now. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned so i can fill your room from floor to cieling with hundreds of waifu pillows, each with a different waifu on it with varying physical appearances and breast sizes You're welcome |
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| Banned because you've just made me the happiest girl in the world. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because what can I say except you're welcome? Feel free to let out a fangirlish "Kyaaa" of happiness |
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| Banned because KYAAAA!!! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because that girl with the beard is pretty cute |
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| Banned because j pop needs more chicks with beards. And growling, you can never go wrong with a growl or two. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because I completely agree, and chicks with beards give me a raging boner |
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| Banned for maybe challenging me to a sword fight? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned for not slaying them yet |
| Banned because I've slain plenty. They just keep popping up ya know? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you better start running, m8 |
| Banned because I was never much of a runner. If you need a disc thrown or a cannon ball chucked, I can do that. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because throw me instead |
| Banned because I would imagine throwing you would be like the javelin. I guess I could try to toss you like a discuss, but my spin will be all off. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because my mighty sword is lengthier than yours and harder than steel, in a sword fight you would lose |
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| Banned because I already abided you calling me a Viking impersonator, but I will not tolerate this kind of talk from a young upstart such as yourself. If a slice of humble pie is what you seek then I've been baking all night and got enough to open a bakery, so come on down to exmortus humble pie and propane accessories emporium and I'll serve ya up a slice of your own doom! |
Exmortus420Apr 30, 2017 8:24 AM
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because I won't let that happen |
| Banned because why not? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because how many villages have you destroyed?? How many villagers have you enslaved?? How many countries have you spilled your blood in?? How many enemy warriors tremble in fear when your name is mentioned?? How many women throw themselves at your feet in a desperate attempt to fill your bed for the night?? None?? Ya, I thought so Maybe you should take a break from serving up humble pie and take a slice for yourself, sir Better yet, let me hand it to you on a silver, modesty-coated platter |
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| Banned because harsh words may not break any bones but a fortune cookie I got last night said something about buttered parsnips so I'm pleading the fifth on this one. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because I'm going to shove a shrimp up your ass |
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| Banned because you're into some weird shit and Ive never heard of your particular fetish Also, I think you have to have consent from the other person before sticking things up their rectum. There's a word for doing sexually explicit things to someone without permission |
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| Banned because aww that's sweet of you to say. Dammit NoPants! Since when were you a ninja? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because no problem, I'll protect any damsel in distress from foreign objects being inserted in their butts |
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| Banned because I knew you would come for me. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because fear not, fair maiden, I will rescue you from even the tallest tower guarded by the mightiest dragon Though if you somehow managed to get stuck in some place like that it'd be as seriously fuckin hard as getting you out of there, and really dumb to venture into such places, and I'd have to punish you |
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| Banned because thank you sir may I have another! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you're not supposed to enjoy the punishments, now I'll have to punish harder |
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| Banned because oh no, not harder punishment. *presents ass for punishment* |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
 Banned. |
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| Banned hold on... That doesn't rhyme at all! And I would know, its kind of a think I do sometimes |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned for focusing on the lack of rhymes rather than your impending rape |
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| Banned because no no no this is all wrong. You're gonna rape me but you're not gonna rhyme? Whatever happened to having a little class? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because when you're getting penetrated without a choice, your ass in the air held high, when you're butthole aches and I'm the one with the voice, shut the fuck up I'm going in dry There, happy now?? A quick rhyme for a quick time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
StrokeofMidnightApr 30, 2017 11:53 PM
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| Banned because that was actually good! I knew I saw greatness in you. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you have a sick taste if you like such a rapey rhyme |
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| Banned because the subject matter of the rhymes is not what impresses me. The rhymes themselves are. You can write kid, just do it. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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