| Follow up from previous thread here WARNING: the user above you has done a crime... But what did they do? You must create a crime for the user above you! It can be as cruel and crazy as you want (just don't make it too inappropriate) |
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| Banned because an intoxicated you got nekked and ran into an all girl's Catholic school, showing them your flesh viper and asking if it was as impressive as the talking demon snake in their magical fairy tale book they like to pray over |
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| Banned because well... was it? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because it was. Can confirm |
| Banned because poor @elkensteyin didn't do anything! he is just the nice admin that should visit this thread more to keep you 3 on the line. |
 A Gift By: Natsukage |
| Banned because hmmm.... Mr DEA raiding the thread... that sounds fun. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned for not tagging him so we can achieve the goal. by him i mean @elkensteyin |
| A Gift By: Natsukage |
| Banned for wanting Mr DEA here... I gotta hide my weed now... I mean c'mon did you not have your fill of party pooping? Ya gotta call king party pooper in here now? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because if @elkensteyin joins this thread and become's more active on it, i shall give him your weed. |
| A Gift By: Natsukage |
| Banned because I doubt it. Either way I'd like to see you try. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because i'm a Man Of War |
| A Gift By: Natsukage |
| Banned because Manowar shall show you the hand of doom |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned for not crushing all infidels |
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| Banned because I'm only one man, you can't really expect me to crush ALL of them... I mean I need some me time too ya know? Play my geetr, write some poetry. I mean infidel crushing is time consuming. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because the devils power is about to be unleashed |
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| Banned for not stopping |
| Banned because kimochi~. D-don't go that hard or I... |
| Banned for cliff hangers. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because ad blocker gets the job done |
| Banned because you've a face that's marred by beauty, a smile that's a deadly sin. One touch and I'd fall for you surely, but one touch reveals a beast within. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you should be writing a dark poetry book instead of posting here |
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| Banned because you're probably right, but I like posting my stuff here. Plus you people here can be a source of inspiration sometimes. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because why am I awake at 5 AM? |
| Banned because you're awake at 5 am so you can wake and bake. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because fuck ya |
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| Banned because I have a bitch of an itch and I think you had something to do with it. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because you'll be ditched |
| Banned because don't leave me noire chan! I don't know if I can survive the cold lonely nights without you! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because a deer carcass would probably be better at keeping you warm than Noire-chan would be. First, get your carving knife. Second, slice down the belly of the deer, removing all internal organs from the animal, possibly save them for a midnight snack. Lastly, crawl inside the hollow mammal and let the warmth spread over your skin and engulf you. |
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| Banned because oh, you mean like a tonton. Yeah that was kind of the plan... bit with noire chan. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because I was thinking more along the lines of using noire-chan's meat chunks to lure wild beasts, which you could slay with noire-chan's bones that you've sharpened meticulously into weapons |
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| Banned because... when you're right, you're right. That would be a much more efficient use of resources. Noire chan is a trap after all, which means he has a girlish figure, not good for warmth or eating. Mmmmm.... venison.... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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| Banned because an old man named Jeb demands it. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because this Jeb means less than gum underneath my shoe to me |
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| Banned because you people slaughtered me ;_; |
| Banned for not bringing your daughter to the slaughter. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because calm down. Producing a baby takes a while |
| Banned because the Minotaur demands a sacrifice of a pure maiden, which means you either produce a pure maiden (don't worry, he's not actually checking to make sure she's pure) or we let him take your tight little ass to pound town. Take your pick noire chan! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because producing babies require having sex. So I gotta do it if I want to produce. If not then the Minotaur's gonna bang me. Both ways are messy Now that's a dilemma Hey, do something about it. You can't just let him take me! |
| Banned because I'm at work now I can't do anything. Look, go down to the docks, get yourself a cheap whore and sate the lust of the Minotaur! It's do or be done time! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because I take full responsibility and I regret nothing. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned for not saving me ;_; How can you be ok with that? |
| Banned because I got bills to pay, if you can hold off the Minotaurs advances until I get off work I'll get that cheap whore to take your place. Just hold on. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Banned because the Minotaur isn't your problem because you are not a "pure" maiden, and if you worried about every "pure" maiden that it went after well then, shit, you'd have no free time to watch dirty teenage schoolgirls getting pounded by their professors on brazzers and that would just be a shame |
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| Banned because I said the Minotaur didn't care. He just says that shit because I don't know. He likes to pretend I guess. It's kind of a deal we got, I throw him a chick every now and then and he guards the chest at the end of the labyrinth where I keep my heart hidden so it doesn't get stolen, because when my heart gets stolen I grow a tentacles beard and start writing love poetry... nobody wants this. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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