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Nov 20, 2015 12:32 PM
#1
So let's hear it you guys, what's the most violent thing you've ever done? Was some asswipe at your school bullying you because you watch anime so you decided to wipe the floor with him and get expelled? Did you get into a drunk fight at a bar for some stupid reason? Personally, the most violent thing I ever did was hyper-extending a person's knee. Both of them. Long story short just some irritating creep I felt needed to learn a lesson. So, what's the most violent thing you've done, CD? Bonus points for stating why. |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:34 PM
#4
Klad said: Idk |
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Nov 20, 2015 12:34 PM
#5
Was cleaning some nasty ass grime off the outside of my house with an industrial pressure washer. My stupid fucking little brother walked right in front of the hose when I was cleaning. That shit hit him headfirst and knocked him out. There was blood. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:35 PM
#6
I literally punched a classmates teeth out in 6th grade cause he pissed me. Also beat up 3 bullies who were playing too rough in a game of tag.(Yes they called their parents) I broke the leader like figure's nose(his lip was also cut in half) |
Nov 20, 2015 12:36 PM
#7
waiting for the edgelords here because probably I won't match their scale. For me though,I had a fallout with a guy which landed up in becoming a brawl .in a party full of drunkards..thankfully I was the bigger lad so I used it to come out with a few bruises...the other guy though had his knee joint battered badly because my drunken self used one of those steel chairs lying around.....still gives me feels of WWE ya know. |
ChrisereumNov 20, 2015 12:44 PM
Nov 20, 2015 12:37 PM
#9
Punched a friend of mine hard as fuck straight in the face when he grabbed some grapes or some shit from my lunchbag in the 7th grade. Apologized a good twenty times. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:37 PM
#10
CaimTheJoyful said: Nasty.Was cleaning some nasty ass grime off the outside of my house with an industrial pressure washer. My stupid fucking little brother right in front of the hose when I was cleaning. Hit him headfirst and knocked him out. There was blood. TKotarou said: You make my proud :^^^)I literally punched a classmates teeth out in 6th grade cause he pissed me. Also beat up 3 bullies who were playing too rough in a game of tag.(Yes they called their parents) CrossfitJesus said: Thanks for adding intellectual replies to this thread.Klad said: Idk |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:37 PM
#11
pulled the legs off bug and watching it squirm. oh, i think i cut off a snails eye before. |
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
Nov 20, 2015 12:38 PM
#12
er. sent a guy to hospital cause he had to get stitches. and it wasn't even intentional lmao basically he was annoying > chased him into the guys bathroom > tried to push the door open (my idea the whole time was to just slap him), he's holding the door back > kick the door > turns out he stopped holding the door in the meantime > door hits him in the face > he screams > i go back to class thinking it was nbd > he comes in 5 min later with blood all over his face i felt really bad. he turned out to be a real pal tho cause he never told anyone it was me even though the teacher and everyone were panicking and asking him |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:38 PM
#13
Hit a friend because he was pissing me off so much. I was still a kid back then though. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:39 PM
#14
yosimba2000 said: Top kek, let me change the question then, what's the most violent thing you've ever done to another person?pulled the legs off bug and watching it squirm. oh, i think i cut off a snails eye before. kawaiiyuris said: Lol, this reminds me about when I tripped and pushed a friend down a flight of stairs by accident and he never told anyone why he was in hospital for 3 days :^)er. sent a guy to hospital cause he had to get stitches. and it wasn't even intentional lmao basically he was annoying > chased him into the guys bathroom > tried to push the door open (my idea the whole time was to just slap him), he's holding the door back > kick the door > turns out he stopped holding the door in the meantime > door hits him in the face > he screams > i go back to class thinking it was nbd > he comes in 5 min later with blood all over his face i felt really bad. he turned out to be a real pal tho cause he never told anyone it was me even though the teacher and everyone were panicking and asking him |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:42 PM
#15
Was nightdriving on my dad's SUV. As soon as I entered my neighborhood, I hit a "bump". Just assumed it was some trash on the road but I started smelling something nasty. Turned out I hit a skunk, and what remained of its body was blood splatter and a couple of mushed organs. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:44 PM
#16
i boxed |
i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
Nov 20, 2015 12:44 PM
#17
TKotarou said: beat up 3 bullies who were playing too rough in a game of tag.(Yes they called their parents) I broke the leader like figure's nose(his lip was also cut in half) n i c e |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:45 PM
#18
CaimTheJoyful said: shit das nastyWas nightdriving on my dad's SUV. As soon as I entered my neighborhood, I hit a "bump". Just assumed it was some trash on the road but I started smelling something nasty. Turned out I hit a skunk, and what remained of its body was blood splatter and a couple of mushed organs. |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:47 PM
#19
I'm not sure how to legally answer this. Lets just say I've done enough shit to be named Violence Man. I cannot answer this without incrimating myself. Examples range from setting a person on fire, to breaking into a home, to worse things really. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:49 PM
#20
Haven't done anything violent since public school. Grade 6 I punched a kid and chipped his tooth, then again in grade 8 I punched a kid in the nose. Both Didnt deserved to get punched really, I just could take people talking shit. One of the kids was joking and went to far, felt kind of bad after hitting him. Friends with both of them now so it's all cool. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:50 PM
#21
I slapped a guy because he tried to forcefully kiss me. That's pretty much the only time I've ever hit anyone. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:50 PM
#22
kiteen said: yosimba2000 said: Top kek, let me change the question then, what's the most violent thing you've ever done to another person?pulled the legs off bug and watching it squirm. oh, i think i cut off a snails eye before. Uh... I got mad at my younger cousin when he was in elementary school. Basically he made his brother cry, so I got mad and pulled him by the shirt collar pretty hard and scolded him. For an unintentional one, I dropped my cousin on his head when I was trying to pick him up. |
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
Nov 20, 2015 12:51 PM
#24
One time in middle school, a kid from next door strolled up to me and my group of friends to basically just talk shit for 15 minutes. When the bell rang, I caught up with him and slammed him down on the concrete from behind. He didn't suffer any injuries (I think) and the only consequences were the congrats that my friends gave me afterwards and being send home early by the principal. The most violent thing I've done to myself would probably be that one time when I kept punching my desk until my knuckles went bloody. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:52 PM
#25
RedArmyShogun said: Damn 0.0 I'm not sure how to legally answer this. Lets just say I've done enough shit to be named Violence Man. I cannot answer this without incrimating myself. Examples range from setting a person on fire, to breaking into a home, to worse things really. I mean I've lit sleeping friends on fire with axe (it goes out quickly), remind me to stay on your good side :d |
Nov 20, 2015 12:52 PM
#26
Hello3245 said: Laughed way too hard at this.I violently strangle my penis every night. That's the only violent side of me. EminemVEVO said: Well it's still violence so yeah.Does self-defense count? RedArmyShogun said: Hahahahaha... Please don't hurt meI'm not sure how to legally answer this. Lets just say I've done enough shit to be named Violence Man. I cannot answer this without incrimating myself. Examples range from setting a person on fire, to breaking into a home, to worse things really. |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:53 PM
#27
I was chasing little chicks, and I threw a stick at them. Out of all the times where my aim was shit, it was all of a sudden dead on. It died. I'm still pretty traumatised by that event. It was undeniably cruel. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:55 PM
#28
RedArmyShogun said: holy shit i'm curious now. would you pm it?I'm not sure how to legally answer this. Lets just say I've done enough shit to be named Violence Man. I cannot answer this without incrimating myself. Examples range from setting a person on fire, to breaking into a home, to worse things really. |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:55 PM
#29
Furiously masturbate with a pair of scissors. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:55 PM
#30
Also i failed to do it but i almost hit my big brother with a 10 pound dumbbell on the back of his head. "Almost" |
Nov 20, 2015 12:56 PM
#31
In a football (IT'S NOT CALLED SOCCER) match I got yellow carded for a really dirty tackle on a goalkeeper. Basically somebody passed the ball through to me and I slid straight into his knee. An ambulance came and everything I felt so bad. |
Nov 20, 2015 12:56 PM
#32
Klad said: Idk |
Nov 20, 2015 12:58 PM
#33
Nov 20, 2015 12:59 PM
#34
YourAverageTeen said: I like how you only got a yellow. I got a redded as a defensive forward for the most brutal sweep tackle you'd probably ever seen, I'm surprised the guy got out of it without going to hospital tbh :sIn a football (IT'S NOT CALLED SOCCER) match I got yellow carded for a really dirty tackle on a goalkeeper. Basically somebody passed the ball through to me and I slid straight into his knee. An ambulance came and everything I felt so bad. |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:00 PM
#35
Chrisereum said: shove them into your assRatohnhaketon said: Furiously masturbate with a pair of scissors. ....how does that even work? |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:00 PM
#36
kawaiiyuris said: Well some of it sure. Some of it nah.RedArmyShogun said: holy shit i'm curious now. would you pm it?I'm not sure how to legally answer this. Lets just say I've done enough shit to be named Violence Man. I cannot answer this without incrimating myself. Examples range from setting a person on fire, to breaking into a home, to worse things really. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:06 PM
#37
Nov 20, 2015 1:06 PM
#38
I'm a little concerned my image would change if I did say whatever I had once done. But, I promise I'm a nice person, and I wouldn't do it again ^^- |
reiyniiNov 20, 2015 1:18 PM
Nov 20, 2015 1:06 PM
#39
kiteen said: I'm not sure about you but the refs who ref the ages 16 and below never give red cards. It should have definitely bee one though. Your tackle sounds pretty nasty what age were you btw? At the time I was 14.YourAverageTeen said: I like how you only got a yellow. I got a redded as a defensive forward for the most brutal sweep tackle you'd probably ever seen, I'm surprised the guy got out of it without going to hospital tbh :sIn a football (IT'S NOT CALLED SOCCER) match I got yellow carded for a really dirty tackle on a goalkeeper. Basically somebody passed the ball through to me and I slid straight into his knee. An ambulance came and everything I felt so bad. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:07 PM
#40
kawaiiyuris said: Stop twisting my words, I meant the other side and I'm a guy :(.Chrisereum said: shove them into your assRatohnhaketon said: Furiously masturbate with a pair of scissors. ....how does that even work? |
Nov 20, 2015 1:08 PM
#41
I had a friend that lived close by when I was 11-13. I lent him by bike for a few hours and then decided I wanted it back. I asked nicely, but he refused. I thought he was really enjoying it so I let him ride it a few more hours until I absolutely had to go home. I asked him again and he still refused, adding that he liked it. I got more direct with him and ordered him to give it back, when he refused I chased after him, but of course he was on a bike so easily got away. Giving up I decided to go home and he mockingly rode past me and then back up the hill before stopping. He then asked "Hey, you want it back?" in which I thought it was all a joke and angrily said "Yes". He got off the bike and stood there waiting for me to take it. Halfway up the hill he got back on and rode off with it laughing which was the straw that broke the camel's back. See, at that age and time my bike was everything to me. It let me travel across town with ease and get away from home. For someone to just up and steal it and then fuck with me about giving it back pissed me off to no end. On his loop back around I picked up a stone and chucked it at him in hopes of scaring him. Apparently my aim was better than I thought and it hit him square in the forehead almost hitting his temple. He stopped then and there grabbing at his skull. Me, not intending to hit him, was worried so I walked up to him and asked if he was okay saying I was sorry. He threw the bike at me and then ran home to tell his mother. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:08 PM
#42
YourAverageTeen said: 16, playing in an U17 league. The guy literally got swept up and his shin pads probably saved him his legs lol.kiteen said: I'm not sure about you but the refs from ages 16 and below never give red cards. It should have definitely bee one though. Your tackle sounds pretty nasty what age were you btw? At the time I was 14.YourAverageTeen said: In a football (IT'S NOT CALLED SOCCER) match I got yellow carded for a really dirty tackle on a goalkeeper. Basically somebody passed the ball through to me and I slid straight into his knee. An ambulance came and everything I felt so bad. |
Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:09 PM
#43
Nov 20, 2015 1:09 PM
#44
injured my friend on a basketball match - leg injury 6 months - (kinda on purpose) |
Nov 20, 2015 1:11 PM
#45
kiteen said: Holy shit hahaYourAverageTeen said: 16, playing in an U17 league. The guy literally got swept up and his shin pads probably saved him his legs lol.kiteen said: YourAverageTeen said: I like how you only got a yellow. I got a redded as a defensive forward for the most brutal sweep tackle you'd probably ever seen, I'm surprised the guy got out of it without going to hospital tbh :sIn a football (IT'S NOT CALLED SOCCER) match I got yellow carded for a really dirty tackle on a goalkeeper. Basically somebody passed the ball through to me and I slid straight into his knee. An ambulance came and everything I felt so bad. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:14 PM
#46
I once fought back against a bully in middle school (6-7 years ago) after weeks of torment. He got tired of me ignoring him so he tried slashing me with a metallic ruler. Got cut near the ear and I returned the favour by punching him in the gut. Haven't gotten into an actual fight ever since, thankfully. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:16 PM
#47
Given so many people have asked or shown an interst. Lets see, fighting was common for me growing up lived in a bad poor area, this range from down right fist fights, to throwing a stick into the spokes of a bike that was stolen from me to watch the thief go flying, which he did. Vandalism, arson, breaking and entry twice, sat a tennis court on fire once, attempted murder, then there is some stuff related to my old job which was discharging firearms into living things.. Never been caught or charged with any of the shit I've done somehow. Killed some animals that were fucking with my yard, as I mentioned sat someone on fire, though that was on accident, and I caused a automotive wreck with a prank. I "calmed" down back when I was married and after I broke my arm. Still violent as shit though if given cause. Funny enough I don't have an abusive personality, I just have a disposition towards using violence to solve issues as someone once said. There is lots of things really. Most of them not legal or that I care to talk about. I think that covers the basics, call me the last of the worlds great adventurers. Actually are some rather amusing stories mostly dealing with pranks or vandalism in school now that I think about it. |
RedArmyShogunNov 20, 2015 1:32 PM
Nov 20, 2015 1:16 PM
#48
Threw a book at someone's head out of pure rage, I think. |
Nov 20, 2015 1:35 PM
#49
@RedArmy, damn that's quite a record, honestly the variety of users on this site always surprises me, anonymity is a powerful thing. ot; nothing really, I usually forget the violent things I do strangely enough, I ripped a radiator out of a wall once, I also kicked a hole into a wall and choked someone for some reason I forget. |
I've been here way too long... |
Nov 20, 2015 1:38 PM
#50
Ratohnhaketon said: damn, my hypothesis was based on you being a guy but i see, i'm sorrykawaiiyuris said: Stop twisting my words, I meant the other side and I'm a guy :(.Chrisereum said: Ratohnhaketon said: Furiously masturbate with a pair of scissors. ....how does that even work? |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
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