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Mar 6, 2015 9:06 AM

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geniobastardo said:
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about what

nevermind

ohh.. okay ):
Mar 6, 2015 9:09 AM
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Lost_Future said:
Thread derailed and turned into a gay tsundere fight?

A marked improvement.
Mar 6, 2015 9:09 AM

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Girls on drugs are kawaii
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Lost_Future said:
Thread derailed and turned into a gay tsundere fight?


Don't say i didn't warn ya~
Mar 6, 2015 9:11 AM

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girls that cry a lot are also kawaii

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Lost_Future said:
"1. Are on meds for mental health issues" - I love them sick in the head.
"12. Hate their mothers" - No problem here.
"25. Can’t cook" - I can't either.
"26. Won’t hold babies or talk to children, even briefly" - Good. No "Huuue look at that cute little ball of shit and snot".
"32. Going to beauty school" - Excellent.
"33. Drives a car bought by her family." - At least not by me.
"37. Talks about the appearance of other women in your presence." - What's the problem here?
"38. Gossips on the phone with friends." - You'll have to exclude all women.
"40. Seems to be trying to make a “good first impression” rather than being herself." - I tend to forget why some people are awesome.
From the first one I know you're trolling.
Someone who hates their mother is a slut 99% of the time.
Someone gotta do it and as a man you got other shit to take care of.
How the hell is she gonna raise kids if she's like that.
I don't want a cosmetic wife, I want a real woman.
If her family bought her car unless she's a certain age where you can be cool with it that sends a message of her still being a little girl and that she's most likely gonna leech off of you like she does with her parents.
Talking shit about other people in any form is just low status, insecure and trashy.
I'd appeciate for my first impression of someone to be a real one so we don't waste each others time.
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Mar 6, 2015 9:14 AM

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good luck finding a partner op
Mar 6, 2015 9:17 AM

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Jiischa107 said:
good luck finding a partner op


Rothurocku succeeded the test but rothurocku is 2pure4him
Mar 6, 2015 9:18 AM

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GuusWayne said:

Someone who hates their mother is a slut 99% of the time.


I know a girl who's mom whored her out from age 9 to 12 for heroin.
I know a girl who's mom abandoned her and her brothers with her extended family to live a life of luxury in dubai.
I know a girl who's mom neglected her and her siblings their entire lives, she learned how to cook food without any guidance or instruction through trial and error, like mixing flour and water and baking it to make a gross sort of pita, because her mom would just leave in the morning and not show up for a day or two.
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"if we follow what SW is suggesting, nihilism is the conclusion"
Mar 6, 2015 9:18 AM

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Pauper said:
Jiischa107 said:
good luck finding a partner op


Rothurocku succeeded the test but rothurocku is 2pure4him

smh
Mar 6, 2015 9:19 AM
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I think OP might actually have a shittier chance at getting laid than even me. Like, goddamn. This is going beyond the whole "nice guy" fedora shit. This is a new level.
Mar 6, 2015 9:19 AM

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SubaTonic said:
I think OP might actually have a shittier chance at getting laid than even me. Like, goddamn. This is going beyond the whole "nice guy" fedora shit. This is a new level.

You guys can always have each other.
Two losers make one.
Mar 6, 2015 9:20 AM

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Sakuyae said:
SubaTonic said:
I think OP might actually have a shittier chance at getting laid than even me. Like, goddamn. This is going beyond the whole "nice guy" fedora shit. This is a new level.

You guys can always have each other.
Two losers make one.


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Mar 6, 2015 9:21 AM

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Pauper said:
Sakuyae said:

You guys can always have each other.
Two losers make one.


2rude4me

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Mar 6, 2015 9:21 AM

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SubaTonic said:
I think OP might actually have a shittier chance at getting laid than even me. Like, goddamn. This is going beyond the whole "nice guy" fedora shit. This is a new level.

you've got me bae
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:23 AM
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geniobastardo said:
SubaTonic said:
I think OP might actually have a shittier chance at getting laid than even me. Like, goddamn. This is going beyond the whole "nice guy" fedora shit. This is a new level.

you've got me bae

....Shoo! Damn it, why do I always attract guys?! You're like the third fucking male to make a move on me in the last year, WTF
Mar 6, 2015 9:24 AM

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SubaTonic said:
geniobastardo said:

you've got me bae

....Shoo! Damn it, why do I always attract guys?! You're like the third fucking male to make a move on me in the last year, WTF

what if I'm a female?
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:25 AM
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geniobastardo said:

what if I'm a female?

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I'm a boy
Mar 6, 2015 9:25 AM

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Sakuyae said:
Someone call the Tumblr Feminazi Army

you called?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Mar 6, 2015 9:25 AM

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SubaTonic said:
geniobastardo said:

what if I'm a female?

geniobastardo said:
I'm a boy


geniobastardo said:
what if...
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:26 AM
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Hey guys and girls, here's a list for things you shouldn't do:

- Everything you do
Mar 6, 2015 9:26 AM

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IlluminatLi said:
Sakuyae said:
Someone call the Tumblr Feminazi Army

you called?

go back to your closet
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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If you were, you'd have a chance.
Mar 6, 2015 9:27 AM

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geniobastardo said:
IlluminatLi said:

you called?

go back to your closet

why do u always have to be so r00d to me
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Mar 6, 2015 9:27 AM

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My word,this thread is ........I don't know how to feel about this.....:P
Mar 6, 2015 9:29 AM

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SubaTonic said:
If you were, you'd have a chance.

I'll be honest, girls are heartless meng. You better man the fuck up and face the harsh reality or you'll always have to stick with us guys.
IlluminatLi said:
geniobastardo said:

go back to your closet

why do u always have to be so r00d to me

you're homo
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:29 AM

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GuusWayne said:
This is not my list and there are some quibbles. Overall it’s excellent:

1. Are on meds for mental health issues
...
4. Divorced
...
8. Don’t follow the news
...
12. Hate their mothers
...
23. Enjoys comfort food
...
25. Can’t cook
..
30. Doesn’t floss daily
...


Dude, If we include past use of meds and counseling, I think your first rule just ruled out all women I've ever liked. #4, seriously? The rest I quoted are freaking petty. Wow

Mar 6, 2015 9:30 AM

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Lost_Future said:
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From the first one I know you're trolling.
Someone who hates their mother is a slut 99% of the time.
Someone gotta do it and as a man you got other shit to take care of.
How the hell is she gonna raise kids if she's like that.
I don't want a cosmetic wife, I want a real woman.
If her family bought her car unless she's a certain age where you can be cool with it that sends a message of her still being a little girl and that she's most likely gonna leech off of you like she does with her parents.
Talking shit about other people in any form is just low status, insecure and trashy.
I'd appeciate for my first impression of someone to be a real one so we don't waste each others time.

No Guus, I'm not trolling.
Dead serious about sick girls.

Present me with the materials (about 99% slut).

I'll hire a teenager for that.

That's your own preference.

Good, why not have her depend on me?

Not all gossip is "talking shit". + Too bad it excludes all girls.

You're interpreting in the negative way.
Obviously you never been with a crazy chick, they'll drain the life out of you.

I'm sorry I didn't read an internet statistic, I just go off real life experience. I'm sure I could find a correlation between whores and their relationship with their mothers if I tried though.

You got some growing up to do yourself in that case.

So you would be with someone who can't raise your kids who will be fucked up when they reach adulthood.

There is a difference between helping each other and being unable to handle your own. I guess it's become normal for people to still need their parents while being adults or seek out a parental figure in their partner, whatever do your thing.

Well it doesn't make it easier, you can't really trust a gossiper, also I was about to say it's your own opinion that I'm excluding all girls but then I realized a lesson I learned the hard way and seen it happen to others which is "you never tell a woman your secrets".

Not really, it's good to be polite but if I notice you trying to give me a good first impression then I will suspect that you're looking for something in return and I don't like ulterior motives.
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Mar 6, 2015 9:31 AM

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jfc gimme a break
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i-i-it's not like i wanted to date you or anything anyway!!!
Mar 6, 2015 9:33 AM

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Space-Wizard said:
GuusWayne said:

Someone who hates their mother is a slut 99% of the time.


I know a girl who's mom whored her out from age 9 to 12 for heroin.
I know a girl who's mom abandoned her and her brothers with her extended family to live a life of luxury in dubai.
I know a girl who's mom neglected her and her siblings their entire lives, she learned how to cook food without any guidance or instruction through trial and error, like mixing flour and water and baking it to make a gross sort of pita, because her mom would just leave in the morning and not show up for a day or two.
that's all tragic and everything but you're not disproving his statement... especially the first case, no way she grew up without some issues because of that.... still sad though
Mar 6, 2015 9:33 AM
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geniobastardo said:
SubaTonic said:
If you were, you'd have a chance.

I'll be honest, girls are heartless meng. You better man the fuck up and face the harsh reality or you'll always have to stick with us guys.

I love those kind of women and I am a total masochist when it comes to them.
Mar 6, 2015 9:35 AM

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Stalker-tan said:
Hey guys and girls, here's a list for things you shouldn't do:

- Everything you do

Clever advice, judging that 3 moderators are online right now.
Mar 6, 2015 9:39 AM
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Sakuyae said:
Stalker-tan said:
Hey guys and girls, here's a list for things you shouldn't do:

- Everything you do

Clever advice, judging that 3 moderators are online right now.


What a pleasant coincidence.
Mar 6, 2015 9:45 AM

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Rothrock said:
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there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping


Im ur friend bb ;)

And thats a dumb list u got there op
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Muan142 said:
GuusWayne said:
This is not my list and there are some quibbles. Overall it’s excellent:

1. Are on meds for mental health issues
...
4. Divorced
...
8. Don’t follow the news
...
12. Hate their mothers
...
23. Enjoys comfort food
...
25. Can’t cook
..
30. Doesn’t floss daily
...


Dude, If we include past use of meds and counseling, I think your first rule just ruled out all women I've ever liked. #4, seriously? The rest I quoted are freaking petty. Wow
But you just answered for yourself, you don't like them anymore do you? Of course it's sad and I sympathize with them but at the same time I wouldn't date any of those girls. If a woman divorced what makes you think you'll be any different? There is an exception to every rule but 90% of the time it tells you she's not worth it. Don't waste your time by ignoring your instincts.
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Mar 6, 2015 9:51 AM

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girls with parental issues are pretty crazy and angry
Mar 6, 2015 9:57 AM

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GuusWayne said:

35. Likes making criticizing and judging people from a distance
36. Texts incessantly

That sound like what you're doing... :|
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GuusWayne said:
Muan142 said:


Dude, If we include past use of meds and counseling, I think your first rule just ruled out all women I've ever liked. #4, seriously? The rest I quoted are freaking petty. Wow
But you just answered for yourself, you don't like them anymore do you?
Sure I do. Why wouldn't I.

Of course it's sad and I sympathize with them but at the same time I wouldn't date any of those girls.
If you've dated women, I think I can guarantee you you have.

If a woman divorced what makes you think you'll be any different? There is an exception to every rule but 90% of the time it tells you she's not worth it. Don't waste your time by ignoring your instincts.
My instincts tell me divorce women have terrible taste in men. That means I have a chance. What do I care if she leaves me five years from now. I didn't say i was marrying her. Don't be so damn serious. Next ur gonna tell me flossing is serious and she might be a gold-digger wanting me to pay for dental care.

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Shiratori-san said:
GuusWayne said:

35. Likes making criticizing and judging people from a distance
36. Texts incessantly

That sound like what you're doing... :|

#Rekt
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Shiratori-san said:
GuusWayne said:

35. Likes making criticizing and judging people from a distance
36. Texts incessantly

That sound like what you're doing... :|


judging people from a distance are those people who complain about others but never have the audacity to actually say something to them. yes we all do that to some degree. but these types of girls only know how to judge others, and not much else. thinking they're the utmost perfect being.
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Muan142 said:
GuusWayne said:
But you just answered for yourself, you don't like them anymore do you?
Sure I do. Why wouldn't I.

Of course it's sad and I sympathize with them but at the same time I wouldn't date any of those girls.
If you've dated women, I think I can guarantee you you have.

If a woman divorced what makes you think you'll be any different? There is an exception to every rule but 90% of the time it tells you she's not worth it. Don't waste your time by ignoring your instincts.
My instincts tell me divorce women have terrible taste in men. That means I have a chance. What do I care if she leaves me five years from now. I didn't say i was marrying her. Don't be so damn serious. Next ur gonna tell me flossing is serious and she might be a gold-digger wanting me to pay for dental care.
You said all women "I've ever liked" which made me think you didn't like them anymore. I don't tolerate bullshit from girls and if I see a girl having issues I slowly fade from their life, it's not my job to save anyone. Just like you should avoid criminal friends who get into trouble, you should avoid unfortunate girls, they're both contagious. Well I was talking about marriage but even in a relationship unless you've already decided you're not in it for the longterm she still probably gonna cheat on you. Bottom line, they can't be trusted but go ahead.
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Girl here.

I can see how some of these qualities are red flags (mental, disagreeing about children, smoking, drug addict, hanging out with losers maybe etc). But what's wrong with your family buying you a car? My uncle brought me a car! I don't like children that much so I don't want to talk to them.
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nigga i am black, do you think my ass would fit in? "Oh look it is negro kun." Hell no.
Mar 6, 2015 10:16 AM

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You should add a #42: Owns a cell phone.

People with cell phones are a cancer.

Mar 6, 2015 10:18 AM

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this is my new favorite thread. <3 all the love <3 and friendly people <3 and the open-mindedness <3
Mar 6, 2015 10:21 AM

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I try to avoid Chuuzenjis. She's a mean bitch who steals my lunch money and calls me hurtful names. She's also an evil derailer. T_T
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Mar 6, 2015 10:22 AM

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Men not to date:
1. Men who make crappy lists of women not to date.
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Wayponpon said:
I try to avoid Chuuzenjis. She's a mean bitch who steals my lunch money and calls me hurtful names. She's also an evil derailer. T_T


are you incisorr
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chuuzenjis said:
Wayponpon said:
I try to avoid Chuuzenjis. She's a mean bitch who steals my lunch money and calls me hurtful names. She's also an evil derailer. T_T


are you incisorr
I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes either.
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Wayponpon said:
chuuzenjis said:


are you incisorr
I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes either.


that's exactly like incisorr
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