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Jul 15, 2016 6:08 AM
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What is their disease, or their injury, or even their mental illness.... And how will you treat them?

There is no poster above me, so I will have to let the next poster treat me for whatever condition they may think i have.....
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Jul 15, 2016 6:11 AM
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Okay then. I assume you have a mental disorder disease, my little one.
I'll treat you to the fullest of my heart.
Jul 15, 2016 6:14 AM
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You have Human Pappiloma . I'm sorry but we are gonna have to amputate.
Jul 15, 2016 6:15 AM
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^^Young lady, I believe you are suffering from Gilgamesh-loyalty syndrome.
I suggest a healthy dosage of lolis everyday.
^You are too chill. You should go outside and heat yourself up.
I miss my GIFs of old ass memes.
Jul 15, 2016 6:20 AM
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You just have stress. Overwork makes you faint. You should go relax.
Jul 15, 2016 6:21 AM
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You have cataracts. You'll need surgery and new eyes.


This is how it all begins.



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Jul 15, 2016 6:23 AM
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You have Schizoaffective Disorder , the treatment is by taking drugs
Jul 15, 2016 6:37 AM
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You have this disease called Innocentinitus, you really should watch Boku no Pico to fix that.
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Jul 15, 2016 6:42 AM
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Sir, I believe you are too attached to a piece of potato. I suggest cooking it instead.
I miss my GIFs of old ass memes.
Jul 15, 2016 6:48 AM

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I believe you have kormoitus , you should watch a lot of anime to treat it
Jul 15, 2016 6:52 AM

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I think you have tumor at your eyes so you cannot watch lewd shows now..
Jul 15, 2016 6:53 AM

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I'm afraid you have life. It's terminal illness transmitted sexually. On average people diagnosed with it live 80 years. I can't help you.
Jul 15, 2016 6:55 AM

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Disease: Honest with themselves.
Treatment: Assisted suicide.

A pair of eyes appear disguised,
I take flight and stay high in paradise,
With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice.
I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies,
It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites.
ask for discord server
Jul 15, 2016 7:38 AM

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You have a disease called anime watching disorder to solve the disease you must stop watching anime
Jul 15, 2016 7:54 AM

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Injury: Lost their arm in accident.
Treatment: Make them symmetrical.



Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite…
A lie will remain a lie.

Jul 15, 2016 7:56 AM

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how about i give you a badass machine arm instead
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Jul 15, 2016 8:04 AM

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Vampirism. I shall heal them with a black soul gem.

I play Skyrim, and know how this works. <_<
Jul 15, 2016 8:11 AM

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loving Kurome , treatment is to stop loving Kurome
Jul 17, 2016 11:24 PM
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Our latest medical treatment approved by Donald Trump himself is to inject a genital into your anus. This was approved by the man as he has asked for a prescription of this many times.
Jul 19, 2016 11:03 PM

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Your hand bone starts to bend. It's time to release your balloon.
Jul 19, 2016 11:22 PM

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Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!
Sukebe14Jul 20, 2016 1:16 AM
Jul 19, 2016 11:23 PM
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Ma'am, we are going to patch you up, before pixel-itious runs you out of time. ------ arghhghghghg took it before me.


Sir, I'm going to recommend you to stop wearing hats. You are starting to bald.
Jul 20, 2016 2:08 AM

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I'm going to prescribe you ketamine, Adderall, 2 milligrams of Xanax a day
and ambien. just because.

More
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Flavors

TripHop
VGM
Hope
Trance
Jul 20, 2016 2:10 AM

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Your head is too large.Going by Theme Hospital logic I shall pop your head with a needle and put on a new one for ya
Jul 27, 2016 9:54 AM

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You dance too much

The cure is to not dance anymore
Jul 27, 2016 11:59 AM

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You're a neko boy.
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The cure is to stay away from cats, get closer to dogs and become my own personal dog >;D


caught in the wonder
Aug 22, 2016 1:14 PM

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You have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

The cure is to drink water
Aug 22, 2016 1:16 PM

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Do not stop watching anime Mr Revolt1021, because then you will have Anime Withdrawal Syndrome which isnt a nice syndrome to have.

It cannot be treated unless you watch anime again
"Every day that you spent searching for the womb of your rebirth.
Preserving every sacred organ just to show her what she's worth.

Exhaling all of the darkness dissipates
Beauty personifies, dead dreams animate.

Defeated from the moment she came.

Now we're sound and safe, you're the one I'll follow.
Locked hands til our old age, and never letting go."

Aug 22, 2016 1:24 PM

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You have the kawaii disease

The cure is to always stay kawaii
Aug 22, 2016 1:31 PM

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You have an RSV. I'm making the funeral arrangements now
Aug 22, 2016 1:34 PM

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You got personality disorder, adult woman behaving like a kid, like most average female anime characters.
Aug 22, 2016 1:45 PM

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You have dark gold syndrome

You must not touch dark gold anymore
Aug 22, 2016 1:46 PM

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You are QT positive.

You need to stop being so cute :3
Aug 22, 2016 1:47 PM

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Ringpostitis.

You need to get your testicles removed. :0
Aug 22, 2016 1:49 PM

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Advanced weabooitis. Im afraid a break from anything japanese is in order.
Aug 22, 2016 1:51 PM

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You have the anime syndrome

You need to watch less anime
Aug 22, 2016 1:53 PM

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Well... Good luck...
Aug 25, 2016 5:04 AM

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Your heart has no emotion. You need a surgery.
Aug 25, 2016 5:11 AM

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That flushing of the skin, definitively rabies, from being bitten by a dog. I recommend watching more cat themed animes.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Aug 25, 2016 5:31 AM

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You have tooth ache. Guess we better chop off your leg.
semi-active
Oh it's that delinquent, Ayukawa Madoka ♡







Aug 25, 2016 5:31 AM

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^^You have the guitar sickness

You must keep playing guitar in order to stay alive

^You have the purpose disease

The cure is to find a purpose lol
Aug 25, 2016 6:43 AM

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unnaturally pale skin and huge mouth

she is a insane anemic nekomimi



recommend solitary confinement WITH NO WIFI
Half the Battle in Anime is the Search for Good Anime to Watch
http://i.imgur.com/4IQCpxU.gifv
Aug 25, 2016 7:41 AM

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Busted Eardrums

I recommend MORE BLASTING MUSIC
Aug 25, 2016 8:00 AM

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Chibi growth

You need to stop being kawaii you moe blob
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Oh it's that delinquent, Ayukawa Madoka ♡







Aug 25, 2016 9:33 AM
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Keeps eating tv remotes.

We need to operate immediately.
Aug 25, 2016 9:33 AM

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You have the kawaii disease it is very common


The cure is to always be kawaii
Aug 25, 2016 11:09 AM
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you suffer from being too cool...

Sorry there is no cure for this.
Aug 25, 2016 11:43 AM

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You have the badass disease

The cure is really simple be more badass
Aug 25, 2016 2:45 PM

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You suffer from wanting to imitate cats.

The cure: you'll grow out of it, eventually.
Aug 25, 2016 2:49 PM

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You are suffering from multiple personality's

Unfortunately there nothing i can do for you...
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