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Jan 16, 2019 1:03 PM

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they're only useful to you because you're a world-class spoon handler


what's your favorite


?



‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š•'๐šœ ๐™ณ๐™ด๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ฒ๐šƒ๐™ธ๐š…๐™ด ๐š›๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š˜๐š—
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ๐™ณ๐™ด๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ฒ๐šƒ๐™ธ๐š…๐™ด ๐š‹๐š˜๐š˜๐š™ !
๐š’ ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š๐šŒ๐š‘ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐šข๐š‹๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š˜๐š— !
Jan 17, 2019 10:43 PM

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you

why do we watch anime?
Jan 17, 2019 10:55 PM

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For the same reasons IPE watches anime OwO

What is your deepest desire?
Jan 17, 2019 11:27 PM
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Watching anime.

What's on your mind?
Jan 18, 2019 12:08 AM

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The haunting responsibilities I keep avoiding

Sq


Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me.
Released myself form the shackles I helped create.

I've got the power of life in my hands,
and I intend to keep it.

My life has meaning after all.





Jan 18, 2019 12:19 AM

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Oct 2016
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Garbage


Are you a human?
Jan 18, 2019 12:20 AM

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No I'm a bear!

Do you smoke?
"Even if there isn't a God or meaning behind life. That doesn't mean you can't create your own meaning and make the best out of life."
Jan 18, 2019 12:23 AM

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No I grill

Do you know how many hair there are on your body?
Jan 19, 2022 2:55 PM
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Long before the rise of Shurima’s great empire, the remote northwestern valleys were home to an age-old race known as the brackern.

These noble creatures were quite unlike any other. While individually they may have seemed primitive and aggressive, their arachnoid bodies held a wondrous secret—they existed as custodians of a truly ancient gestalt consciousness, perhaps one of the very oldest in Runeterra. Each brackern was host to a single magical crystal, which retained their memories, their hopes and dreams, and everything that made them who they were.

After the body’s death, the core of the crystal was buried with great reverence in the deepest valleys. There they waited for new, younger brackern to inherit them, and take up the mantle of all those who had come before.

So it was, through the eternal harmony of their crystals’ song, the brackern had all but achieved immortality.

The one who would become known as Skarner heard his crystal calling to him from somewhere beneath the earth. Day and night, he burrowed in a methodical pattern that covered the entire valley with intricate spirals, until his claws finally closed around a crystal larger than any he had seen before. Its surface was cracked and dull, yet the dim glow within it pulsed in response to his presence, and its song enveloped him.

When Skarner emerged once more, the crystal was fused with his body, and he was one with all his kin in a wordless meeting of countless minds. He could feel the magic of the material realm all around him—a deep connection to the world, like a low constant hum that resonated through every facet of his being.

Mortals, such as they were, knew and respected the brackern… but also feared them. They would sometimes leave offerings at the entrances to the valleys, which they named things like “the Crystal Scar” in their imperfect, fleshy languages. Over time, though, their focus began to turn toward conflict and conquest, and the brackern resolved to hibernate until this danger was passed. Even if the mortal races wiped each other from existence, it would amount to little more than a single, somber note in the crystals’ unending song.

And so, the brackern slept.

Then, without warning, the song became a scream. Skarner was jolted awake as explosions tore through the brackern’s hiding place. The land had become parched and barren, but mortals persisted—they came armed with fire and metal, delving down beneath the surface to hack the living crystals from his sleeping kin.

Skarner erupted from the sand in a frenzy. He killed many of the murderous thieves, and the rest fled in terror, leaving him to revive his dormant companions. But those brackern whose crystalline forms had been damaged died moments after they woke, and most of the others could not be roused at all, so deep was the trauma to their collective psyche.

He stumbled through the valleys in mourning, He was certain that, even if the magic of the crystals still endured, it would quickly fade in the hands of mortals.

Yet, as the sun broke over the horizon many weeks later, Skarner heard the faintest of echoes calling out in his mind. These were not the soaring harmonies he had known before, but a terrified, urgent keening, imploring him to act. He hesitated for just a moment, knowing that if he went in search of his stolen kin, then those who still lay beneath the sands would be defenseless…

But as the cries died away, he knew he had no other choice, and strode out eastward into the desert.

Though Skarner’s search is lonely, he sometimes hears the cold, disembodied song of a lost crystal drawing nearer, only to fade once more. It is a feeling that brings hope and anguish in equal measure, and he focuses his sorrow into unshakable determination, knowing that the survival of the brackern race is all that matters.

How much coke do you drink in 5 years
Jan 25, 2022 6:09 PM

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Jul 2016
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I don't drink heavy drugs I smoke them.

The end of the world is among us in 1 week, how do you spend the rest of your limited time?
Jan 25, 2022 6:29 PM

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Playing among us

Sq
Jan 27, 2022 12:52 AM

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Find the imposter

How do i kidnap my crush?




             
                            ใƒใƒฅใƒ–ใƒชใƒ„ใ‚ก

           
Feb 3, 2022 12:36 AM

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Jul 2016
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Suffocate her with your large anime titties, (source dude just trust me.)

How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting?
Feb 3, 2022 12:54 AM

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How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting?

I drink them.

How come dolphins fly?
Jul 23, 2022 4:51 PM

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May 2022
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cuz their sweaty armpits need some fresh air

why does my glass shatter on the floor when i drop it?
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ˜  โ˜  โ˜  โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
โ๐•ด๐–™’๐–˜ ๐–“๐–”๐–™ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–œ๐–”๐–—๐–‘๐–‰ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™’๐–˜ ๐–’๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–š๐–•;
๐–Ž๐–™’๐–˜ ๐–™๐–๐–”๐–˜๐–Š ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–š๐–˜ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–Ž๐–™.โž

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ˜  โ˜  โ˜  โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
Jul 23, 2022 4:52 PM

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Because they have feelings

Why earth is flat?
"A person who cannot give up anything, can change nothing."
Aug 30, 2023 5:32 AM

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Because it is the ass of a white woman

What is this brown stuff I keep finding in the toilet?
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
Aug 30, 2023 5:35 AM
Grave of Flowers

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That's rudolph's baby! Merry Christmas!

Why are you gay?
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Aug 30, 2023 6:14 AM
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No

Do you like cheese
Aug 30, 2023 5:28 PM

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Jul 2016
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I prefer crabs and tap water.

Do you drink alcohol?
Aug 30, 2023 6:14 PM

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Nov 2021
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no, i prefer to smell it.


why you like chocolate?
Aug 30, 2023 7:20 PM

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Feb 2014
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Taste me and find out

What makes the grass grow?
camay1997Sep 6, 2023 1:51 PM
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
Sep 27, 2023 7:46 AM
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Sep 2023
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Magic

how do you workout?
May 4, 2:15 AM

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Jul 2023
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I work indoors, not outside.

How do you explain your recent activities?
May 4, 2:16 AM

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Jan 2024
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They're activities to say the least.


How would you describe your bed as?
May 17, 10:16 AM

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Jul 2023
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Made.

Can you believe current state of affairs?
May 17, 10:18 AM

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Jul 2016
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Yes, I can believe that Texas is the biggest affair state

What's MyAnimeList really for?
May 17, 10:23 AM

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Mar 2024
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Like, i dont know at this point, like, for flirting or smth


Sq

"When you can't play well
i think it hurts a lot more than people think."

-Oumae Kumiko.
May 17, 10:24 AM
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To fill that MAL-shaped void in my heart.

What is love?
May 17, 10:31 AM

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Love is a warm and fuzzy feeling

Sq
May 17, 10:32 AM

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Mitsuki-chan is love. Mitsuki-chan is life too

Sq
May 17, 10:32 AM

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What is love?


Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

SQ
May 17, 10:48 AM

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"I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage."- rick

sq
May 25, 4:10 AM

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Jul 2023
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Zero in tennis.

What have you been thinking about lately?
May 25, 4:11 AM

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If Bike is short for Bicycle, is Mike short for Micycle?

SQ / What have you been thinking about lately?
May 25, 4:14 AM

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WHY IS THE STOVE NOT WORKING! WE NEED THE FIRE!


What is zero?
May 25, 4:16 AM

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^^
I've been thinking about the cold sky soup that brews in the clouds for us to ingest

zero isn't real wake up from the matrix ^

what's 2+2?
May 25, 4:17 AM

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Jan 2024
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It is a non-existent value that has been created for the luxury of human beings.




Why is fire hot?
Jun 4, 2:47 PM

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Jul 2023
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It takes after its starter.

Why don't you care?
Jun 4, 2:56 PM
(โ—กโ€ฟโ—กโœฟ)

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May 2024
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What if I am bad at compartmentalizing and can't help caring about too many things at once?

Also, I will epicly fail at this game because I am too literal and it's hard for me to come up with a deliberately stupid response

Question for the next person: Why am I socially backwards?
peace to a land that was created for peace but never saw a peaceful day ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ•Šโ˜ฎ๏ธ
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