“Sakura Chiyo, age 16. I asked out the boy that I like, and he gave me his autograph.” - Chiyo Sakura
“If there’s anything you don’t know, don’t ask me about it.” - Mikoto Mikoshiba
“I’m in the game until they kick me out!” - Yuzuki Seo
“He’s a very tragic person who stopped growing!” - Yuu Kashima
“Tomorrow is my deadline. But my doctor told me to stay in bed. So... SLEEP IN MY PLACE...PLEASE!” - Umetarou Nozaki
“Mikorin’s having his drinks poured by a creepy bunny...” - Chiyo Sakura
“Could you give some of your enthusiasm to Nozaki?” - Masayuki Hori
“I can't wear anything more revealing than this.” - Hirotaka Wakamatsu
“Senpai.. If you followed me, giving me your order was pointless.” - Chiyo Sakura
“So then it was like, blorrrp... And all that blood gushed out, and everyone was all hacked up, right?” - Yuzuki Seo
“I’m surprised you were able to debut with art like that...” - Chiyo Sakura
“I’m wearing the lame bra you picked for me!” - Yuzuki Seo
“Basically, with mixers, you take people by force, get taken by force or kidnap someone, and you’re set.” - Umetarou Nozaki
“You two are never allowed to go on mixers! You’ll just bother people.” - Mikoto Mikoshiba
“Don’t get embarrassed, Mikorin! You’re embarrassing me.” - Chiyo Sakura
“This is my armrest!!” - Hirotaka Wakamatsu
“If I can’t be a prince, I’ll be a horse. One fit for Senpai, elegant and proud...Crap! This isn’t a horse! It’s a bull!” - Yuu Kashima
“When you do nude modeling, make sure you call me, too.” - Umetarou Nozaki
“I’m always considerate of others...” - Yuzuki Seo
“I love fireworks too.” - Umetarou Nozaki
Hope you enjoyed these 20 funny quotes from the fun and crazy gang of Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun. Be sure to check out this highly entertaining anime series, if you haven’t already!
