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20 Funny Quotes from Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun (Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun) follows the story of Chiyo Sakura and her crush Umetaro Nozaki who mistakes her as his fan and gives her an autograph. Read on below for 20 funny quotes that are sure to make you LOL!

by Ai_Sakura
Oct 21, 2015 2:05 AM | 30,271 views

“Sakura Chiyo, age 16. I asked out the boy that I like, and he gave me his autograph.” - Chiyo Sakura

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chiyo Sakura



“If there’s anything you don’t know, don’t ask me about it.” - Mikoto Mikoshiba

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Mikoto Mikoshiba



“I’m in the game until they kick me out!” - Yuzuki Seo

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuzuki Seo



“He’s a very tragic person who stopped growing!” - Yuu Kashima

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuu Kashima



“Tomorrow is my deadline. But my doctor told me to stay in bed. So... SLEEP IN MY PLACE...PLEASE!” - Umetarou Nozaki

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Umetarou Nozaki



“Mikorin’s having his drinks poured by a creepy bunny...” - Chiyo Sakura

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chiyo Sakura 1



“Could you give some of your enthusiasm to Nozaki?” - Masayuki Hori

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Masayuki Hori



“I can't wear anything more revealing than this.” - Hirotaka Wakamatsu

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Hirotaka Wakamatsu 1



“Senpai.. If you followed me, giving me your order was pointless.” - Chiyo Sakura

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chiyo Sakura 2



“So then it was like, blorrrp... And all that blood gushed out, and everyone was all hacked up, right?” - Yuzuki Seo

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuzuki Seo 2



“I’m surprised you were able to debut with art like that...” - Chiyo Sakura

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chiyo Sakura 3



“I’m wearing the lame bra you picked for me!” - Yuzuki Seo

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuzuki Seo 3



“Basically, with mixers, you take people by force, get taken by force or kidnap someone, and you’re set.” - Umetarou Nozaki

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Umetarou Nozaki 2



“You two are never allowed to go on mixers! You’ll just bother people.” - Mikoto Mikoshiba

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Mikoto Mikoshiba 2



“Don’t get embarrassed, Mikorin! You’re embarrassing me.” - Chiyo Sakura

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chiyo Sakura 4



“This is my armrest!!” - Hirotaka Wakamatsu

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Hirotaka Wakamatsu 2



“If I can’t be a prince, I’ll be a horse. One fit for Senpai, elegant and proud...Crap! This isn’t a horse! It’s a bull!” - Yuu Kashima

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuu Kashima 2



“When you do nude modeling, make sure you call me, too.” - Umetarou Nozaki

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Umetarou Nozaki 3



“I’m always considerate of others...” - Yuzuki Seo

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Yuzuki Seo 4



“I love fireworks too.” - Umetarou Nozaki

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Umetarou Nozaki 4


Hope you enjoyed these 20 funny quotes from the fun and crazy gang of Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun. Be sure to check out this highly entertaining anime series, if you haven’t already!

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