November 22nd, 2012
Example #208: Loli from Space
Anime Relations: G-On Riders
This is the Two-hundred-and-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone to today's blog. Today's blog is special as it's the FOURTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Not only that, but we've finally met with the one that's been manipulating others to make me stop my blog. From Dokuro to Quattro or Hinagiku to Tae, she's been behind all the battles we've had up until this point. That's right... *points up to ominous mecha floating above the building*
: Mwahaha! You really think that doing a blog on me will make me leave you alone? You've got another thing coming! HAHAHA!
*Riro's machine blasts lasers at Topaz's feet. He dodges all of them, though there were a few near misses.*
: Don't you see it's futile! You'll never best me like that!
*Riro once again shoots Topaz with explosive missiles, only this time he gets hit and takes 175 damage.*
: Hahaha... It looks like this blog WILL be your grave. If only you had girls that could stand a better chance against this super-powerful machine!
T-There is one...
: Hah! You rarely even WATCH mecha anime so I doubt that you have any girls from one! Say your prayers...
*Just as Riro is about to press the button her entire ship starts to rock back and forth. Soon it becomes apparent that a drill is going through her hull, and passes through the ship to where Topaz is trapped under. The mecha-drill soon arrives alongside Topaz, nearly blowing him away with its landing.
: Seems that Matsu was right to send me over. I'm guessing you're still at least in one piece so I'm not late. Hop aboard, I'll drive and avoid her lasers while you complete this blog!
*Yoko drops a hatch that allows Topaz to climb into the mecha she borrowed. He soon sits on her lap*
: Heh, I suppose you wanted this seat. Too bad I suppose.
It's still like a dream though!
: I figure, not many people get to ride around in mechAS! HEY!
*Yoko is interrupted mid-sentence by Topaz starting to grab and fondle her waist and butt. Because of this, his body glows once more and he gains another level. His level up bonuses are 15 defense and 5 HP.*
There, now I'm fresh to start the blog.
: You could have just asked if I could level you up. Try that again and I'll eject you...
Head
Hair: Riro's hair is a bit odd. It's blond, which usually means I don't like the color. In fact, there's no reason for me to like her hair color so there's nothing strange there. Her style is more the odd part. First off, the normal portions: She has a very nice hime cut in front. Or at least blunt bangs. She also has twintails which aren't that strange until you realize that her hair is nearly her height (though considering her height that's only partially surprising). The oddest part of her hair is that her twintails tend to flow out of two decorations on the sides of her head. It makes her hair look like a fountain, in a way.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Riro eyes aren't as moe as today's shows are. You can tell that she's from a show pre-2005 or so as her eyes don't look as soft as they usually do. That said, I still like her blue eyes. Not too much, but they're still nice.
Riro isn't a meganekko when we first see her, and to be fair it makes sense considering where the story goes. I won't say too much, but when Riro finally gets her glasses back (because all the girls in G-On Riders wear glasses) she looks cute in them. They're a bit oversized with large lenses, but that just makes her look cuter.
Grade: B-
Face: Once again I'll complain slightly about the age when this series was made. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not exactly my tastes either. She DOES have small features though, so that's a plus. She also has a young-looking face, but again that makes sense considering her size. Her glasses do really fill out her face well, though.
Grade: B-
*As Topaz finishes, the mecha rocks from the impact of a blast*
: HAHAHA! You may be better guarded, but your single machine is no match for this special Mega-NO-based ability! With it, I'll be able to control the thoughts of anime girls to make them specifically less moe for you!
*Riro flips a switch, causing waves of energy to flow out of an antenna on her ship.*
: YAAAARRRGGGGHHH *Yoko puts her hand against her head in pain*
YOKO! Are you alright!
: I-It's nothing! It's just that I was thinking of not wearing a tie or glasses in my teacher's outfit.
THAT FIENDISH DEVICE! Quick, destroy it!
: Harumph. I'll do it, but not because you told me to!
Nooo! Now it's turning you into a tsundere!
: Ahahaha! Now all girls will score poorly on your blogs!
*As Riro is gloating a screen pops up in the mecha's screens. Two meganekkos appear to communicate to Topaz.*
: *bzzzt* -opaz. T-*bzzz*-paz. Topaz! Come in Topaz!
Nakuru! Kogane!
: Fufufu, you're right! I'm lucky that I could get this video chat going!
: A nice girl in glasses gave it to us!
: Anyway, I heard that there was a girl with you that was thinking of removing her glasses!
Wait, we weren't even on the phone and you're hundreds of miles away...
: Never underestimate my ability to sense when people are about to make a terrible mistake. And you there, red-haired girl! You'd totally look better in glasses though those sunglasses certainly give you an epic feel. Keep them on!
: S-sure?
: And don't forget about all the ones that you'll let down if you don't look "teacher-y". Especially all your students!
*Yoko imagines all of her students looking up to her in a flashback, and how happy she was*
: You're right! This is all the fault of that stupid tower!
Glad to have you back, Yoko.
: Glad to be back to normal, Topaz.
: Just one more thing, and it's why I brought Kogane here as well.
What's that?
: I'm wondering that myself too. Nakuru just called me out here without telling me why.
: THIS is why! *Yanks up Kogane's top, revealing her nude chest*
: EEEYYYAAAA!!!
*Kogane cups her large "milk bags" in surprise. However, the damage is done and Topaz nosebleeds from the perfect meganekko chest.*
: Gross! Now the cabin of this suit has blood in it. I don't see-
*Topaz's body starts to glow*
: There we go now! Use that energy to reach the antenna. The sakes of so many meganekkos rest on it!
: *tearing up* I can't believe you'd just lift my top off. *pulls shirt back down* Though I'll admit that hearing Topaz get a nosebleed might make for an "interesting night" for me. Kukuku *licks lips*.
: Anyway *bzzzt* -cutting out- *bzzzzt* -see you soon.
*The communication turns off*
: So you know what to do, don't you.
I do, and let's CHARGE! *Topaz grabs the controls from Yoko and, enhanced by his glowing aura, starts to head toward the antenna.*
: Nonsense! Like I'll ever let you reach it!
*Riro starts to blast Topaz with missiles and lasers, but he avoids it all to continue with his blog...*
Body
Build: Riro's body is NOTHING like I'd enjoy. First off, it's very loli. While I can find some lolis attractive, Riro's body is almost toddler-like. She's short and not really all that curvy either. Not that it really matters though, most of her body is under a bulky shirt/dress. Her feet are barely detailed and you can hardly tell where her toes are. Her legs are bad as well, so her whole body is unappealing to me.
Grade: D
Breasts: Understandably, Riro is flat. To be fair she'd look silly if she wasn't, but still.
Grade: D
Clothes: For most of Riro's appearances she wears an oversized glowing white shirt. It hides her figure, but is somewhat cute in its simplicity. The other outfit is a waitress outfit. It's somewhat like a naked apron in a way, but I think she wore panties, perhaps. However, what's really unusual is that her chest was on display. Unfortunately only her and the lead girl wore this kind of outfit, as I would have enjoyed the busty nurse to have shown her chest.
Grade: C+
*While Topaz is energized by the power of his girls, he easily makes his way to the antenna and announces his attack!*
GIIIGGGGGAAA DRRRIIILLLL!!!!
*Soon the mecha's arms fuse into a drill, and he makes his way through the antenna, splitting it in two as he goes even further into the ship.*
==Meanwhile==
Mind
Personality: Riro is the big bad of G-On Riders, and is the final opponent. She's the reason aliens are attacking it as she's very bitter. To clarify, she visited Earth many eons back in prehistoric times. There, she met a young boy and started to play around (as children, you perverts). She was in a hurry to leave and accidentally left her glasses behind. These glasses bestowed great intellect and beauty to whoever wore them. Since she no longer had them, Riro slowly became bitter and unable to make friends. Her glasses however went on to make a glasses-centric civilization. However, her glasses are returned to her eventually, ending her reign of terror with her becoming friends with the heroes. In the end, she's a good villain but not one of my favorites. Also, her voice actress is Rie Kugimiya.
Grade: B-
Libido: None really shown. She does have younger sister-like emotions towards the main girl, but nothing in a "lust" way.
Grade: C
Age: Riro MAY look like a toddler, but as I said before she's many years old. She first appeared on earth in prehistoric times and started civilization. She's an alien though and may be "immortal" by our standards. However, like I said she still looks like a toddler so I can't give her many points.
Grade: D+
Total Grades: 47
Average score: 5.2
Final Grade: C
*Eventually, through Topaz's surprising power, he manages to get deep into the machine to the main deck where Riro is. However, she was waiting on them...*
: Ahahaha. Just as I was predicting!
*She then shoots the mecha with a giant beam, causing it, along with Yoko, to dissipate. Topaz falls safely to the ground, though his glow finally resolves, giving him a level and 60 HP.*
You'll never get away with this!
: You may have destroyed the weapon I was planning on defeating you with. However, this machinery makes you unable to summon. Not only that, but you have nothing to defend yourself with. This deep in this ship you won't be having random girls coming to rescue you either. Face it Topaz, I've got you defeated!
You'll never succeed in breaking me, Riro!
: We'll see about that *snaps fingers*.
*Riro commands several of her Fancy Beasts, large cute-looking machines, to attack Topaz. They knock him around dealing about 100 damage total and sending his battered body flying. However, a small tree charm is dropped from Topaz's neck and sent across the floor.*
No! I received that from a friend!
: Ahahaha! You've got no NEED for friends. Much like I had no friends!
*A hippo-like machine soon steps on the tree charm, smashing it completely.*
Oh, you shouldn't have done that...
: Why not? You care too much about your "pwecious fwiend" and-
*The ground underneath the hippo machine starts to rumble. Soon the hippo is slowly broken apart as a tree grows underneath it, slowly snapping and enveloping the machine.*
: W-What kind of magic is this!
*Soon, from the tree that was created comes a "teenage" elf.*
Welcome back everyone to today's blog. Today's blog is special as it's the FOURTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Not only that, but we've finally met with the one that's been manipulating others to make me stop my blog. From Dokuro to Quattro or Hinagiku to Tae, she's been behind all the battles we've had up until this point. That's right... *points up to ominous mecha floating above the building*
: Mwahaha! You really think that doing a blog on me will make me leave you alone? You've got another thing coming! HAHAHA!
*Riro's machine blasts lasers at Topaz's feet. He dodges all of them, though there were a few near misses.*
: Don't you see it's futile! You'll never best me like that!
*Riro once again shoots Topaz with explosive missiles, only this time he gets hit and takes 175 damage.*
: Hahaha... It looks like this blog WILL be your grave. If only you had girls that could stand a better chance against this super-powerful machine!
T-There is one...
: Hah! You rarely even WATCH mecha anime so I doubt that you have any girls from one! Say your prayers...
*Just as Riro is about to press the button her entire ship starts to rock back and forth. Soon it becomes apparent that a drill is going through her hull, and passes through the ship to where Topaz is trapped under. The mecha-drill soon arrives alongside Topaz, nearly blowing him away with its landing.
: Seems that Matsu was right to send me over. I'm guessing you're still at least in one piece so I'm not late. Hop aboard, I'll drive and avoid her lasers while you complete this blog!
*Yoko drops a hatch that allows Topaz to climb into the mecha she borrowed. He soon sits on her lap*
: Heh, I suppose you wanted this seat. Too bad I suppose.
It's still like a dream though!
: I figure, not many people get to ride around in mechAS! HEY!
*Yoko is interrupted mid-sentence by Topaz starting to grab and fondle her waist and butt. Because of this, his body glows once more and he gains another level. His level up bonuses are 15 defense and 5 HP.*
There, now I'm fresh to start the blog.
: You could have just asked if I could level you up. Try that again and I'll eject you...
Head
Hair: Riro's hair is a bit odd. It's blond, which usually means I don't like the color. In fact, there's no reason for me to like her hair color so there's nothing strange there. Her style is more the odd part. First off, the normal portions: She has a very nice hime cut in front. Or at least blunt bangs. She also has twintails which aren't that strange until you realize that her hair is nearly her height (though considering her height that's only partially surprising). The oddest part of her hair is that her twintails tend to flow out of two decorations on the sides of her head. It makes her hair look like a fountain, in a way.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Riro eyes aren't as moe as today's shows are. You can tell that she's from a show pre-2005 or so as her eyes don't look as soft as they usually do. That said, I still like her blue eyes. Not too much, but they're still nice.
Riro isn't a meganekko when we first see her, and to be fair it makes sense considering where the story goes. I won't say too much, but when Riro finally gets her glasses back (because all the girls in G-On Riders wear glasses) she looks cute in them. They're a bit oversized with large lenses, but that just makes her look cuter.
Grade: B-
Face: Once again I'll complain slightly about the age when this series was made. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not exactly my tastes either. She DOES have small features though, so that's a plus. She also has a young-looking face, but again that makes sense considering her size. Her glasses do really fill out her face well, though.
Grade: B-
*As Topaz finishes, the mecha rocks from the impact of a blast*
: HAHAHA! You may be better guarded, but your single machine is no match for this special Mega-NO-based ability! With it, I'll be able to control the thoughts of anime girls to make them specifically less moe for you!
*Riro flips a switch, causing waves of energy to flow out of an antenna on her ship.*
: YAAAARRRGGGGHHH *Yoko puts her hand against her head in pain*
YOKO! Are you alright!
: I-It's nothing! It's just that I was thinking of not wearing a tie or glasses in my teacher's outfit.
THAT FIENDISH DEVICE! Quick, destroy it!
: Harumph. I'll do it, but not because you told me to!
Nooo! Now it's turning you into a tsundere!
: Ahahaha! Now all girls will score poorly on your blogs!
*As Riro is gloating a screen pops up in the mecha's screens. Two meganekkos appear to communicate to Topaz.*
: *bzzzt* -opaz. T-*bzzz*-paz. Topaz! Come in Topaz!
Nakuru! Kogane!
: Fufufu, you're right! I'm lucky that I could get this video chat going!
: A nice girl in glasses gave it to us!
: Anyway, I heard that there was a girl with you that was thinking of removing her glasses!
Wait, we weren't even on the phone and you're hundreds of miles away...
: Never underestimate my ability to sense when people are about to make a terrible mistake. And you there, red-haired girl! You'd totally look better in glasses though those sunglasses certainly give you an epic feel. Keep them on!
: S-sure?
: And don't forget about all the ones that you'll let down if you don't look "teacher-y". Especially all your students!
*Yoko imagines all of her students looking up to her in a flashback, and how happy she was*
: You're right! This is all the fault of that stupid tower!
Glad to have you back, Yoko.
: Glad to be back to normal, Topaz.
: Just one more thing, and it's why I brought Kogane here as well.
What's that?
: I'm wondering that myself too. Nakuru just called me out here without telling me why.
: THIS is why! *Yanks up Kogane's top, revealing her nude chest*
: EEEYYYAAAA!!!
*Kogane cups her large "milk bags" in surprise. However, the damage is done and Topaz nosebleeds from the perfect meganekko chest.*
: Gross! Now the cabin of this suit has blood in it. I don't see-
*Topaz's body starts to glow*
: There we go now! Use that energy to reach the antenna. The sakes of so many meganekkos rest on it!
: *tearing up* I can't believe you'd just lift my top off. *pulls shirt back down* Though I'll admit that hearing Topaz get a nosebleed might make for an "interesting night" for me. Kukuku *licks lips*.
: Anyway *bzzzt* -cutting out- *bzzzzt* -see you soon.
*The communication turns off*
: So you know what to do, don't you.
I do, and let's CHARGE! *Topaz grabs the controls from Yoko and, enhanced by his glowing aura, starts to head toward the antenna.*
: Nonsense! Like I'll ever let you reach it!
*Riro starts to blast Topaz with missiles and lasers, but he avoids it all to continue with his blog...*
Body
Build: Riro's body is NOTHING like I'd enjoy. First off, it's very loli. While I can find some lolis attractive, Riro's body is almost toddler-like. She's short and not really all that curvy either. Not that it really matters though, most of her body is under a bulky shirt/dress. Her feet are barely detailed and you can hardly tell where her toes are. Her legs are bad as well, so her whole body is unappealing to me.
Grade: D
Breasts: Understandably, Riro is flat. To be fair she'd look silly if she wasn't, but still.
Grade: D
Clothes: For most of Riro's appearances she wears an oversized glowing white shirt. It hides her figure, but is somewhat cute in its simplicity. The other outfit is a waitress outfit. It's somewhat like a naked apron in a way, but I think she wore panties, perhaps. However, what's really unusual is that her chest was on display. Unfortunately only her and the lead girl wore this kind of outfit, as I would have enjoyed the busty nurse to have shown her chest.
Grade: C+
*While Topaz is energized by the power of his girls, he easily makes his way to the antenna and announces his attack!*
GIIIGGGGGAAA DRRRIIILLLL!!!!
*Soon the mecha's arms fuse into a drill, and he makes his way through the antenna, splitting it in two as he goes even further into the ship.*
==Meanwhile==
Mind
Personality: Riro is the big bad of G-On Riders, and is the final opponent. She's the reason aliens are attacking it as she's very bitter. To clarify, she visited Earth many eons back in prehistoric times. There, she met a young boy and started to play around (as children, you perverts). She was in a hurry to leave and accidentally left her glasses behind. These glasses bestowed great intellect and beauty to whoever wore them. Since she no longer had them, Riro slowly became bitter and unable to make friends. Her glasses however went on to make a glasses-centric civilization. However, her glasses are returned to her eventually, ending her reign of terror with her becoming friends with the heroes. In the end, she's a good villain but not one of my favorites. Also, her voice actress is Rie Kugimiya.
Grade: B-
Libido: None really shown. She does have younger sister-like emotions towards the main girl, but nothing in a "lust" way.
Grade: C
Age: Riro MAY look like a toddler, but as I said before she's many years old. She first appeared on earth in prehistoric times and started civilization. She's an alien though and may be "immortal" by our standards. However, like I said she still looks like a toddler so I can't give her many points.
Grade: D+
Total Grades: 47
Average score: 5.2
Final Grade: C
*Eventually, through Topaz's surprising power, he manages to get deep into the machine to the main deck where Riro is. However, she was waiting on them...*
: Ahahaha. Just as I was predicting!
*She then shoots the mecha with a giant beam, causing it, along with Yoko, to dissipate. Topaz falls safely to the ground, though his glow finally resolves, giving him a level and 60 HP.*
You'll never get away with this!
: You may have destroyed the weapon I was planning on defeating you with. However, this machinery makes you unable to summon. Not only that, but you have nothing to defend yourself with. This deep in this ship you won't be having random girls coming to rescue you either. Face it Topaz, I've got you defeated!
You'll never succeed in breaking me, Riro!
: We'll see about that *snaps fingers*.
*Riro commands several of her Fancy Beasts, large cute-looking machines, to attack Topaz. They knock him around dealing about 100 damage total and sending his battered body flying. However, a small tree charm is dropped from Topaz's neck and sent across the floor.*
No! I received that from a friend!
: Ahahaha! You've got no NEED for friends. Much like I had no friends!
*A hippo-like machine soon steps on the tree charm, smashing it completely.*
Oh, you shouldn't have done that...
: Why not? You care too much about your "pwecious fwiend" and-
*The ground underneath the hippo machine starts to rumble. Soon the hippo is slowly broken apart as a tree grows underneath it, slowly snapping and enveloping the machine.*
: W-What kind of magic is this!
*Soon, from the tree that was created comes a "teenage" elf.*
Posted by emperortopaz | Nov 22, 2012 3:55 PM | 0 comments
September 20th, 2012
Example #199: Scared Yet?
Anime Relations: C³, C³: Rinkan Gakkou Confusion!
This is the Hundred-and-ninety-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone. As you may not know, last week it was revealed who "Private Rover" is.
: It's me!
Indeed, and for those who don't remember who Private Rover is should re-read blogs from earlier this year.
: Talk about being behind! Though they're in luck, today's girl is ME! How fitting for Topaz's last blog.
What do you mean "last blog"?
: Isn't it obvious? I'll defeat you today!
*A chain is shot towards Topaz, who barely dodges it as it leaves an impact in the wall.*
Ha! All I have to do is summon a girl to defeat you.
: Jokes on you! Quattro gave me a special counter against that! Whenever you summon a girl I'll just RIP THEM TO SHREDS as they appear!
...Eww....
: Now you realize the trouble you're really in! Now stay put and I'll Curse you!
*More chains follow, but Topaz manages to roll out the door and barely closes it in time. Four chain ends strike the door and nearly hit him. As Fear starts to pull the strong door off the frame, Topaz runs off, nearly colliding with a meganekko...
Welcome back everyone. As you may not know, last week it was revealed who "Private Rover" is.
: It's me!
Indeed, and for those who don't remember who Private Rover is should re-read blogs from earlier this year.
: Talk about being behind! Though they're in luck, today's girl is ME! How fitting for Topaz's last blog.
What do you mean "last blog"?
: Isn't it obvious? I'll defeat you today!
*A chain is shot towards Topaz, who barely dodges it as it leaves an impact in the wall.*
Ha! All I have to do is summon a girl to defeat you.
: Jokes on you! Quattro gave me a special counter against that! Whenever you summon a girl I'll just RIP THEM TO SHREDS as they appear!
...Eww....
: Now you realize the trouble you're really in! Now stay put and I'll Curse you!
*More chains follow, but Topaz manages to roll out the door and barely closes it in time. Four chain ends strike the door and nearly hit him. As Fear starts to pull the strong door off the frame, Topaz runs off, nearly colliding with a meganekko...
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 20, 2012 12:39 PM | 0 comments
June 14th, 2012
Example #185: Battle with Fate
Anime Relations: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha: The Movie 1st
This is the Hundred-and-eighty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone. If you've missed last week's episode I'd suggest that you go back and read it. It's quite a good one.
: Just get on with it, Topaz. We've got time.
Alright then. As far as we know Quattro, one of the girls going after me and my blogs, has used Nanoha's daughter Vivio to power a very strong airborne fortress. Fate is currently inside the fortress, but we don't know her condition. We're currently on route to investigate, and Nanoha is carrying me.
: And yes, he's had to be slapped...
I can't help it, your body is so mature...
: Sometimes I wonder if I picked the right side.
Regardless *ahem*, it seems that we've made it onto the ship. *Nanoha slowly sets Topaz down on the bridge of the airship.
: That's far enough for you two!
: Feito! W-what's wrong!
She seems to be under the same hypnosis/mind control that you were!
: Silence! Nanoha, let's fight like we did when we were children! And since we don't need outsiders in our battle, Topaz...
*Fate soon takes out her magical scythe Bardiche and uses it to knock Topaz off the ship.
: TOPAZ!
: You've dropped your guard this time.
*Fate assaults Nanoha with her scythe, but Nanoha quickly deflects the attack with her own device.
: I hope you're save Topaz.
: Why do you care so much about that lowlife when an engagement to me is much more pressing!
: E-e-e-eh? F-Fate-sama psst, I thought that we were going to keep that a secret...
: I MEANT this battle!
: O-oh! Of course! S-so did I!
: And Quattro informed me that since Topaz isn't here to perform a blog, this will obviously go in my favor!
???: You only think that!
&
: GASP!
Welcome back everyone. If you've missed last week's episode I'd suggest that you go back and read it. It's quite a good one.
: Just get on with it, Topaz. We've got time.
Alright then. As far as we know Quattro, one of the girls going after me and my blogs, has used Nanoha's daughter Vivio to power a very strong airborne fortress. Fate is currently inside the fortress, but we don't know her condition. We're currently on route to investigate, and Nanoha is carrying me.
: And yes, he's had to be slapped...
I can't help it, your body is so mature...
: Sometimes I wonder if I picked the right side.
Regardless *ahem*, it seems that we've made it onto the ship. *Nanoha slowly sets Topaz down on the bridge of the airship.
: That's far enough for you two!
: Feito! W-what's wrong!
She seems to be under the same hypnosis/mind control that you were!
: Silence! Nanoha, let's fight like we did when we were children! And since we don't need outsiders in our battle, Topaz...
*Fate soon takes out her magical scythe Bardiche and uses it to knock Topaz off the ship.
: TOPAZ!
: You've dropped your guard this time.
*Fate assaults Nanoha with her scythe, but Nanoha quickly deflects the attack with her own device.
: I hope you're save Topaz.
: Why do you care so much about that lowlife when an engagement to me is much more pressing!
: E-e-e-eh? F-Fate-sama psst, I thought that we were going to keep that a secret...
: I MEANT this battle!
: O-oh! Of course! S-so did I!
: And Quattro informed me that since Topaz isn't here to perform a blog, this will obviously go in my favor!
???: You only think that!
& : GASP!
Posted by emperortopaz | Jun 14, 2012 12:33 PM | 0 comments
June 7th, 2012
Example #184: Assault of the White Devil
Anime Relations: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha: The Movie 1st, Lyrical Magic: Suteki na Mahou
This is the Hundred-and-eighty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
: So you're saying that this "Topaz" fellow TOOK our precious daughter Vivio then?
: Indeed, and you'd better go at him at full force. He seems to be very powerful.
: Wait, I think that this is a trick, Nano-chan!
: I know, I know. However, I'm trusting in Quattro in not deceiving me and being truthful as she knows what I can do to her...
: *gulp*
: I suppose that's true, but he doesn't seem powerful. A-are we really necessary?
: I figured that you'd ask that, but luckily I have proof!
*Quattro shows images and videos of Topaz's past fights with Kirino, Dokuro, and others. However, they're cleverly manipulated into making Topaz seem like the "bad" guy*
: I-I don't believe it. He looks so innocent!
: I suppose that even people who look normal can be evil....
: I'll even send out a few of my machines so that you can be extra sure that he'll be destroyed.
: That seems like you don't trust my determination. Believe me, I'll do anything to get Vivio back.
: Since that seems like enough firepower (honestly Nanoha by herself should be enough though) I'll watch over here to make sure that Quattro doesn't pull anything.
Quatto: Oh? You question my innocence in this whole thing then?
: It does seem suspicious that you knew all about the kidnapping.
: Either way, I'll be off.
*to myself* Phew. That was a big event last week. Hopefully my blog will go back to normal for a few weeks so that I can rest and...
???: Quick Topaz! Move!
Ehh? *Topaz moves to the side just as a powerful magical beam barely misses him* EHHH???
: It's me, N-Nodoka, and it looks like your rest will have to be cut short as a powerful magical girl is after you.
Oh? Which one? *Topaz looks up and sees a teen in a white outfit and twintails flying above him*
....
....
I'm screwed, aren't I...
: I-I think so. But look at the good side, when she defeats you she'll become your friend.
It's the defeating that's the difficult part! Also, as I'm a guy I'll hardly get any screen time.
: I'm sorry Topaz, that was a warning shot but I got over excited. Now, tell me will Vivio is and I'll let you live!
I don't know.
: ...What? You don't KNOW where you hid Vivio? Is my wonderful daughter worth THAT LITTLE to a fiend like you?
N-no. It's j-just that...
: ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES!
*Nanoha dives into Topaz as he can't move out of the way. Debris and dirt fly up as she makes an impact*
: TOPAZ! Are you alright!
*Soon the dirt cloud dies down, and there's a certain other magical girl blocking Nanoha's attack with her sword.
???: Oh? Expecting to eliminate or "befriend" Topaz?
: So you're saying that this "Topaz" fellow TOOK our precious daughter Vivio then?
: Indeed, and you'd better go at him at full force. He seems to be very powerful.
: Wait, I think that this is a trick, Nano-chan!
: I know, I know. However, I'm trusting in Quattro in not deceiving me and being truthful as she knows what I can do to her...
: *gulp*
: I suppose that's true, but he doesn't seem powerful. A-are we really necessary?
: I figured that you'd ask that, but luckily I have proof!
*Quattro shows images and videos of Topaz's past fights with Kirino, Dokuro, and others. However, they're cleverly manipulated into making Topaz seem like the "bad" guy*
: I-I don't believe it. He looks so innocent!
: I suppose that even people who look normal can be evil....
: I'll even send out a few of my machines so that you can be extra sure that he'll be destroyed.
: That seems like you don't trust my determination. Believe me, I'll do anything to get Vivio back.
: Since that seems like enough firepower (honestly Nanoha by herself should be enough though) I'll watch over here to make sure that Quattro doesn't pull anything.
Quatto: Oh? You question my innocence in this whole thing then?
: It does seem suspicious that you knew all about the kidnapping.
: Either way, I'll be off.
*meanwhile*
*to myself* Phew. That was a big event last week. Hopefully my blog will go back to normal for a few weeks so that I can rest and...
???: Quick Topaz! Move!
Ehh? *Topaz moves to the side just as a powerful magical beam barely misses him* EHHH???
: It's me, N-Nodoka, and it looks like your rest will have to be cut short as a powerful magical girl is after you.
Oh? Which one? *Topaz looks up and sees a teen in a white outfit and twintails flying above him*
....
....
I'm screwed, aren't I...
: I-I think so. But look at the good side, when she defeats you she'll become your friend.
It's the defeating that's the difficult part! Also, as I'm a guy I'll hardly get any screen time.
: I'm sorry Topaz, that was a warning shot but I got over excited. Now, tell me will Vivio is and I'll let you live!
I don't know.
: ...What? You don't KNOW where you hid Vivio? Is my wonderful daughter worth THAT LITTLE to a fiend like you?
N-no. It's j-just that...
: ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES!
*Nanoha dives into Topaz as he can't move out of the way. Debris and dirt fly up as she makes an impact*
: TOPAZ! Are you alright!
*Soon the dirt cloud dies down, and there's a certain other magical girl blocking Nanoha's attack with her sword.
???: Oh? Expecting to eliminate or "befriend" Topaz?
Posted by emperortopaz | Jun 7, 2012 12:28 PM | 0 comments
May 24th, 2012
Example #182: A Familiar face...
Anime Relations: Zero no Tsukaima, Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsuki no Kishi, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo - Yuuwaku no Sunahama, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo Picture Drama, Zero no Tsukaima F
This is the Hundred-and-eighty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Quick, if every one summons their energy, I can summon someone to help defeat this foe!
: ...Nothing shall be summoned.
We won't know if we try, now everyone concentrate their powers on me!
: Fine then... EARTH!
: FIRE!
: WIND!
: WATER!
: MIRAKURUN!
: HEY! That last one isn't an element! And what are you doing here!
: It's my blog after all so I was hiding until the right time! I just wanted to join in as everyone was yelling something.
: It sounds like you messed up, my little Topaz ~♥. Prepare to meet your Maker ~♥!
Nonsense, the-the Magic! It's working! Something's being summoned!
*A loud explosion occurs, and out of the smoke comes a small figure*
Last time on "Emperortopaz's Perfect Character Blog":
Quick, if every one summons their energy, I can summon someone to help defeat this foe!
: ...Nothing shall be summoned.
We won't know if we try, now everyone concentrate their powers on me!
: Fine then... EARTH!
: FIRE!
: WIND!
: WATER!
: MIRAKURUN!
: HEY! That last one isn't an element! And what are you doing here!
: It's my blog after all so I was hiding until the right time! I just wanted to join in as everyone was yelling something.
: It sounds like you messed up, my little Topaz ~♥. Prepare to meet your Maker ~♥!
Nonsense, the-the Magic! It's working! Something's being summoned!
*A loud explosion occurs, and out of the smoke comes a small figure*
Posted by emperortopaz | May 24, 2012 12:13 PM | 0 comments
April 19th, 2012
Example #177: Yukari Hirai
Anime Relations: Shakugan no Shana, Shakugan no Shana: Koi to Onsen no Kougai Gakushuu!, Shakugan no Shana Movie, Shakugan no Shana II (Second), Shakugan no Shana-tan II (Second), Shakugan no Shana S, Shakugan no Shana III (Final), Shakugan no Shana-tan S
This is the Hundred-and-seventy-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone. If you haven't noticed, the past few weeks have been hectic. What with the people coming after my life and not being able to blog about anime girls for a few weeks. However, thanks to certain helpful people I'm on my way to safety and have fully healed.
: Oi! Don't forget about having some of your favorite girls getting brainwashed!
Indeed, such as my lovely savior Nagi here. She's saved me no less than twice already! At the moment we're all being driven by helicopter to a place where Rika and Topaz are planning our next move.
: And we're nearly there, but it looks like the radar is picking up two hostile enemies coming from the rear.
Heh heh heh...
: This is no time to be making jokes, Topaz!
*Beams of light shoot past the Helicopter, nearly hitting it, but due to Akira's evasive actions they all miss.*
Y-You!
: Who else but? After all, I can't have you being able to regroup and calm down. I was planning on striking you down here, but you avoided my attacks. However, I still have a trump card; Come out, Pawn Stratos!
*A red machine soon pops up near the Helicopter, and it's soon obvious who Pawn Stratos is...
: (angrily) Topaz no Ecchi!
You dare to use one of my favorite characters against me then! You fiend!
: Flattery will get you nowhere, Topaz. But I'm not going to have her strike you down. Instead... NOW!
*Charlotte grabs a hold of the base of the helicopter, keeping it in the metal claws of her Stratos machine.
Charlotte, snap out of the mind control! You can save our lives if you do so!
: Topaz no.. Ecchi?
: She can't here you Topaz, I blocked all of her understanding. Now, all she can do is my bidding as well as speak your "silly phrase". I thought you'd appreciate being done in while hearing her sexy voice.
Charlotte! I know you're still in there. You can easily break free of this Mind control!
*Quattro starts to store up energy to shoot as Topaz and the girls try to get Charlotte to stop keeping the helicopter held in place (as its propellers are useless against the power of a Stratos.
: You'll never be able to break my mind control like that. But it's still too late for you!
*Quattro shoots a large beam at the helicopter. However...
: (regaining consciousness but still weakened) Ichika-No, wait. Topaz. Topaz, I'll help..
*At the last second Charlotte moves the helicopter out of the way. However, not only does she get in on the blast, but the helicopter still gets hit in the back and falls to the city below.
: Not only did I get Topaz, but it seems that a traitorous girl was revealed and destroyed. I suppose that I should start using higher level spells if I want to brainwash anyone else!
: You won't be brainwashing anyone else.
*Char soon comes flying out of the area between buildings she fell out of. She looks alright, but the Stratos is in poor shape due to the magical attack. However, her initial surprise attack was avoided by Quattro.
: I suppose that for safety's sake I should re-brainwash you. I can't have a traitor kill me, I still have so much to do. Dominate!
*Quattro once again uses her magic to take Charlotte against her will*
Meanwhile...
Welcome back everyone. If you haven't noticed, the past few weeks have been hectic. What with the people coming after my life and not being able to blog about anime girls for a few weeks. However, thanks to certain helpful people I'm on my way to safety and have fully healed.
: Oi! Don't forget about having some of your favorite girls getting brainwashed!
Indeed, such as my lovely savior Nagi here. She's saved me no less than twice already! At the moment we're all being driven by helicopter to a place where Rika and Topaz are planning our next move.
: And we're nearly there, but it looks like the radar is picking up two hostile enemies coming from the rear.
Heh heh heh...
: This is no time to be making jokes, Topaz!
*Beams of light shoot past the Helicopter, nearly hitting it, but due to Akira's evasive actions they all miss.*
Y-You!
: Who else but? After all, I can't have you being able to regroup and calm down. I was planning on striking you down here, but you avoided my attacks. However, I still have a trump card; Come out, Pawn Stratos!
*A red machine soon pops up near the Helicopter, and it's soon obvious who Pawn Stratos is...
: (angrily) Topaz no Ecchi!
You dare to use one of my favorite characters against me then! You fiend!
: Flattery will get you nowhere, Topaz. But I'm not going to have her strike you down. Instead... NOW!
*Charlotte grabs a hold of the base of the helicopter, keeping it in the metal claws of her Stratos machine.
Charlotte, snap out of the mind control! You can save our lives if you do so!
: Topaz no.. Ecchi?
: She can't here you Topaz, I blocked all of her understanding. Now, all she can do is my bidding as well as speak your "silly phrase". I thought you'd appreciate being done in while hearing her sexy voice.
Charlotte! I know you're still in there. You can easily break free of this Mind control!
*Quattro starts to store up energy to shoot as Topaz and the girls try to get Charlotte to stop keeping the helicopter held in place (as its propellers are useless against the power of a Stratos.
: You'll never be able to break my mind control like that. But it's still too late for you!
*Quattro shoots a large beam at the helicopter. However...
: (regaining consciousness but still weakened) Ichika-No, wait. Topaz. Topaz, I'll help..
*At the last second Charlotte moves the helicopter out of the way. However, not only does she get in on the blast, but the helicopter still gets hit in the back and falls to the city below.
: Not only did I get Topaz, but it seems that a traitorous girl was revealed and destroyed. I suppose that I should start using higher level spells if I want to brainwash anyone else!
: You won't be brainwashing anyone else.
*Char soon comes flying out of the area between buildings she fell out of. She looks alright, but the Stratos is in poor shape due to the magical attack. However, her initial surprise attack was avoided by Quattro.
: I suppose that for safety's sake I should re-brainwash you. I can't have a traitor kill me, I still have so much to do. Dominate!
*Quattro once again uses her magic to take Charlotte against her will*
Meanwhile...
Posted by emperortopaz | Apr 19, 2012 2:22 PM | 0 comments
April 12th, 2012
Example #176: The Blind Bandit
This is the Hundred-and-seventy-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone, I'm sure that you were all worried about my week after getting chased out of a "certain restaurant" by Dokuro. Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine though slightly tired. I've been keeping busy, so don't worry!
Playing video games, mainly...
: Now now now ~♥. You may have been able to elude capture this long, but I'll be sure to punish your unwillingness to cooperate ~♥. I'll make sure I get a lovely necklace of your innards ~♥.
DOKURO! Wha-what are you doing here! How did you find me!
: It was difficult, but I eventually tracked you to this point ~♥. Aren't you glad, you have your very own Yandere stalker ~♥.
...More like Yangire...
: You flatter me with such loo-oo-vely compliments ~♥. But since this is the last day of my curse I'd better squash you flat ~♥. And just in case you have any "heroes" showing up today I'll have Pawn Brightness blind anyone who comes to help ~♥. Right, Brightness?
: Yes... Mistress...
: And believe me, I loved making last time's "hero" pay, though Quattro only scolded her but understood. Not me, I would have squashed Agent Oujo-sama flat for betraying us ~♥.
*Nagi holds her wand up, while Dokuro begins chanting and waving Excalibolg. *
: Now, prepare to pay for the misdeeds you've done on your blog, vile pervert ~♥.
*Dokuro swings her weapon at Topaz and...
Welcome back everyone, I'm sure that you were all worried about my week after getting chased out of a "certain restaurant" by Dokuro. Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine though slightly tired. I've been keeping busy, so don't worry!
Playing video games, mainly...
: Now now now ~♥. You may have been able to elude capture this long, but I'll be sure to punish your unwillingness to cooperate ~♥. I'll make sure I get a lovely necklace of your innards ~♥.
DOKURO! Wha-what are you doing here! How did you find me!
: It was difficult, but I eventually tracked you to this point ~♥. Aren't you glad, you have your very own Yandere stalker ~♥.
...More like Yangire...
: You flatter me with such loo-oo-vely compliments ~♥. But since this is the last day of my curse I'd better squash you flat ~♥. And just in case you have any "heroes" showing up today I'll have Pawn Brightness blind anyone who comes to help ~♥. Right, Brightness?
: Yes... Mistress...
: And believe me, I loved making last time's "hero" pay, though Quattro only scolded her but understood. Not me, I would have squashed Agent Oujo-sama flat for betraying us ~♥.
*Nagi holds her wand up, while Dokuro begins chanting and waving Excalibolg. *
: Now, prepare to pay for the misdeeds you've done on your blog, vile pervert ~♥.
*Dokuro swings her weapon at Topaz and...
Posted by emperortopaz | Apr 12, 2012 4:38 PM | 0 comments
March 29th, 2012
Example #174: March Madness 5: Miniature
Anime Relations: Ro-Kyu-Bu!
This is the Hundred-and-seventy-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone to another blog! Unfortunately, this is the last blog of March Madness. After today, we'll say goodbye to the cute lolibasketball stars. However, that's not before I say that...
Head
Hair:
: So Empry, are you lolicon for this one as well?
W-what are you talking about Rika? And how did you get here when I didn't call you!
: Topaz told me that you were doing another hime cut loli. I figured that hey, you might need me to use as a base or something.
Well, Hinata and you are different. While you do both have long hair and hime cuts, her hair is pink unfortunately. Hers also poofs to the side a lot so I can tell that she has wavy hair. In other words, she's not as great as she could be but I still enjoy it. I can't forget about her awesome pajama hat though. It's a lovely Zun-type hat with a cute ribbon.
Grade: B+
Eyes: Hinata has very cute and moe eye. They're big and innocent, and a very nice shade of purple. I do prefer a good tsurime, but her innocent eyes work well with her personality so I won't complain.
Grade: B
Face: Hinata is such a lovely girl, I just want to hug her. She's so cute! And soft! and...
: Easy lolicon. We don't need to hear about your Rapidash here.
I'll calm down then. But isn't that kind of joke obscure.
: .... You're the one who wrote it.
Touche. But back to the blog: Hinata is a very adorable and "kawaii" girl, and she's extremely lovable. She usually has a huge smile on her face and will definitely make you feel good!
Grade: B+
Body
Build: Hinata is the token "loli" in the group. Even if they're all lolis. She's a good deal shorter (she's 131 cm tall) and doesn't have as attractive of a body. I suppose that if you're into that type of girl she's definitely tempting, but I'm not into that type of fan. Excluding one part, but I'll discuss that next. She's also somewhat doll-like as well and looks great being carried. Also, look at that soft looking bottom (nsfw).
: Sure Topaz. You're certainly not a lolicon. That's why you know exactly where that image is, isn't it.
....Curses.
Grade: B-
Breasts: Surprising many people, for all of Hinata's shortcomings her chest isn't one of them. Hinata actually has the second largest breasts between the characters, and the only one surpassing her is the sizable Airi. For her age, and especially her size, she has good sized breasts. However, in the scheme of things she's only "average".
: Curse her for being so tiny yet having such fine breasts!
Grade: C
Clothes: Hinata, like the other girls, has been in plenty of outfits. There's obviously the main one, her gym uniform. However, unlike the other girls she wears red bloomers rather than spats. I do like bloomers more, but I'd prefer blue bloomers. She's also worn a maid outfit like the other girls, plus the sukumizu and apron combination. On the topic of school swimsuits, Hinata is still flat enough to look good in it. She's also worn a white bikini which looked nice and showed off her nice small cleavage.
Grade: A
Mind
Personality: Hinata is a very kind, but naive, girl. Her voice, while not a common VA, is one that matches her character well. She speaks politely and uses tics (a common one is the "Ohh~" as an exclamation). She also speaks in the third person as well.
Hinata is also the token "girly girl" in the series. She's got a ton of stuffed animals that she sleeps with, and she's the "kawaii" girl as well. Not that I'm complaining, Hinata was never overly cute, she struck about the right balance. Out of the girl's basketball skills, she's probably the worse, though she does get quite a few good plays as people weren't expecting her to do well. She probably has one of the worst backstories of the girls. When she was younger, she got locked outside of the house and fell asleep on the porch. Unfortunately, the ensuring hypothermia is one of the reasons her body is so small. Because of this incident, her sister Kagetsu worries about her plenty. She almost got Hinata taken off the team, but thanks to Hinata's hard work she managed to stay on!
Grade: A
Libido: Hinata is mainly innocent, but she's not called "innocent charm" for no reason. She does have admirers but may or may not be acting naive. I think that she's secretly perverted. She's the one that pulled up her own dress for Subaru after all, and she loves hugging him as well (she's even grabbed his head with her whole body).
Grade: B-
Age: Hinata is indeed the youngest of the five girls, and I don't mean just judging by her looks. She's nearly a year younger than Airi, the oldest. She's in 6th grade like the other girls, but does look younger.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B
: This is why you're a lolicon.
I'm not a lolicon! And besides, I don't like Hinata THAT way. Close, but no cigar.
: And by "cigar" you mean...
DON'T SAY THAT! I totally didn't mean it like that! I think it's time for you to stop hanging around Rin...
: I do suppose that she's a bad influence on me. I apologize.
Welcome back everyone to another blog! Unfortunately, this is the last blog of March Madness. After today, we'll say goodbye to the cute lolibasketball stars. However, that's not before I say that...
Head
Hair:
: So Empry, are you lolicon for this one as well?
W-what are you talking about Rika? And how did you get here when I didn't call you!
: Topaz told me that you were doing another hime cut loli. I figured that hey, you might need me to use as a base or something.
Well, Hinata and you are different. While you do both have long hair and hime cuts, her hair is pink unfortunately. Hers also poofs to the side a lot so I can tell that she has wavy hair. In other words, she's not as great as she could be but I still enjoy it. I can't forget about her awesome pajama hat though. It's a lovely Zun-type hat with a cute ribbon.
Grade: B+
Eyes: Hinata has very cute and moe eye. They're big and innocent, and a very nice shade of purple. I do prefer a good tsurime, but her innocent eyes work well with her personality so I won't complain.
Grade: B
Face: Hinata is such a lovely girl, I just want to hug her. She's so cute! And soft! and...
: Easy lolicon. We don't need to hear about your Rapidash here.
I'll calm down then. But isn't that kind of joke obscure.
: .... You're the one who wrote it.
Touche. But back to the blog: Hinata is a very adorable and "kawaii" girl, and she's extremely lovable. She usually has a huge smile on her face and will definitely make you feel good!
Grade: B+
Body
Build: Hinata is the token "loli" in the group. Even if they're all lolis. She's a good deal shorter (she's 131 cm tall) and doesn't have as attractive of a body. I suppose that if you're into that type of girl she's definitely tempting, but I'm not into that type of fan. Excluding one part, but I'll discuss that next. She's also somewhat doll-like as well and looks great being carried. Also, look at that soft looking bottom (nsfw).
: Sure Topaz. You're certainly not a lolicon. That's why you know exactly where that image is, isn't it.
....Curses.
Grade: B-
Breasts: Surprising many people, for all of Hinata's shortcomings her chest isn't one of them. Hinata actually has the second largest breasts between the characters, and the only one surpassing her is the sizable Airi. For her age, and especially her size, she has good sized breasts. However, in the scheme of things she's only "average".
: Curse her for being so tiny yet having such fine breasts!
Grade: C
Clothes: Hinata, like the other girls, has been in plenty of outfits. There's obviously the main one, her gym uniform. However, unlike the other girls she wears red bloomers rather than spats. I do like bloomers more, but I'd prefer blue bloomers. She's also worn a maid outfit like the other girls, plus the sukumizu and apron combination. On the topic of school swimsuits, Hinata is still flat enough to look good in it. She's also worn a white bikini which looked nice and showed off her nice small cleavage.
Grade: A
Mind
Personality: Hinata is a very kind, but naive, girl. Her voice, while not a common VA, is one that matches her character well. She speaks politely and uses tics (a common one is the "Ohh~" as an exclamation). She also speaks in the third person as well.
Hinata is also the token "girly girl" in the series. She's got a ton of stuffed animals that she sleeps with, and she's the "kawaii" girl as well. Not that I'm complaining, Hinata was never overly cute, she struck about the right balance. Out of the girl's basketball skills, she's probably the worse, though she does get quite a few good plays as people weren't expecting her to do well. She probably has one of the worst backstories of the girls. When she was younger, she got locked outside of the house and fell asleep on the porch. Unfortunately, the ensuring hypothermia is one of the reasons her body is so small. Because of this incident, her sister Kagetsu worries about her plenty. She almost got Hinata taken off the team, but thanks to Hinata's hard work she managed to stay on!
Grade: A
Libido: Hinata is mainly innocent, but she's not called "innocent charm" for no reason. She does have admirers but may or may not be acting naive. I think that she's secretly perverted. She's the one that pulled up her own dress for Subaru after all, and she loves hugging him as well (she's even grabbed his head with her whole body).
Grade: B-
Age: Hinata is indeed the youngest of the five girls, and I don't mean just judging by her looks. She's nearly a year younger than Airi, the oldest. She's in 6th grade like the other girls, but does look younger.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B
: This is why you're a lolicon.
I'm not a lolicon! And besides, I don't like Hinata THAT way. Close, but no cigar.
: And by "cigar" you mean...
DON'T SAY THAT! I totally didn't mean it like that! I think it's time for you to stop hanging around Rin...
: I do suppose that she's a bad influence on me. I apologize.
Posted by emperortopaz | Mar 29, 2012 12:05 PM | 0 comments
March 22nd, 2012
Example #173: March Madness 4: Maturity
Anime Relations: Ro-Kyu-Bu!
This is the Hundred-and-seventy-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone to another blog! Now, we're getting down to the last two characters and people have been wondering which of them I'd talk about this week. I assume that by the title everyone knows that...
Head
Hair: Airi has very nice short brown hair. It's not like it's too short either, for "short" hair it does extend to her shoulders and I do enjoy it. It's not "perfect" but I do really like her style as it frames her head nicely (especially the long sides). Her hair does end in about hime cut area, meaning her bangs extend almost to her eyes, but it's not quite straight enough for a true hime cut.
Grade: B
Eyes: Airi has 4 I's in her name, which for a short name is certainly impressive... Okay, I'll be more serious now. Airi's eyes are certainly moe. They're big and often tear-filled. Her eyes are very cute, and big eyebrows certainly work for her as well. However, I don't especially like the color. Sure, they're brown, but on occasion they look red. The color isn't bad, I'm just pointing it out as it's her worst eye-feature.
Grade: B-
Face: Airi has an extremely cute face. Due to her character traits she has very obvious emotions that are apparent. I'll discuss her traits a bit later, but know that her nervous looks are very wonderful.
Grade: B+
Body
Build: For a sixth grader Airi has a very mature body. It's shapely and curvy and great for non-lolicons to enjoy. However she does have a complex about that, though that complex is mainly due to her height (hopefully she doesn't read this blog). She's tall and "mature looking" enough to easily pass for a middle- or high-schooler. However, this is to her benefit playing the center, and makes her very difficult to block shots of (most of the girls only reach her shoulders).
Grade: B+
Breasts: As I said before, Airi has a wonderful non-loli looking body for a sixth grader. Her chest is no different. She has very large breasts, especially considering her age. Her friends like to grope her, but she's embarrassed by that fact.
Grade: B+
Clothes: Like most of the other girls, Airi has worn a good amount of outfits. Her usual outfit is again her gym uniform (again with spats). She's also been forced to wear a maid outfit and an apron & sukimizu as well as swim in a sukimizu. She has better assets so the sukimizus don't fit Airi as well as the other characters though. I certainly do enjoy her lovely pink bikini though.
Grade: A
Mind
Personality: Airi is a great girl for my tastes. She's a shy and quiet girl who gets easily embarrassed. She's scared of playing basketball, avoiding the ball when it's thrown at her but eventually warms up into one of the best players (due to her height). She's also scared of water due to falling off a boat as a child, but luckily Subaru (the male lead) gave her confidence to swim in time for classes. As said before, she also has a complex about her height. In the end, she's a big but gentle girl and is also cowardly on occasion.
Grade: A
Libido: Airi does have a crush on Subaru. Character wise I'd probably say that she's got the second best chance (she's tied with Aoi, who is also his age and childhood friend).
Grade: B-
Age: Despite Airi's... "maturity" and size, she's still a sixth grader. I can't score her well here because of that. It is interesting to note that Airi IS the oldest, as she was born in April.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B
As you can see, Airi scored much better than the other girls. This is not only due to her mature shape, but also includes the fact that I like her personality as well. I will admit that the body is what gave her all those points though. However, next week we'll say goodbye to March Madness with the last of the main girls in lolibasketball, the precious Hinata!
Welcome back everyone to another blog! Now, we're getting down to the last two characters and people have been wondering which of them I'd talk about this week. I assume that by the title everyone knows that...
Head
Hair: Airi has very nice short brown hair. It's not like it's too short either, for "short" hair it does extend to her shoulders and I do enjoy it. It's not "perfect" but I do really like her style as it frames her head nicely (especially the long sides). Her hair does end in about hime cut area, meaning her bangs extend almost to her eyes, but it's not quite straight enough for a true hime cut.
Grade: B
Eyes: Airi has 4 I's in her name, which for a short name is certainly impressive... Okay, I'll be more serious now. Airi's eyes are certainly moe. They're big and often tear-filled. Her eyes are very cute, and big eyebrows certainly work for her as well. However, I don't especially like the color. Sure, they're brown, but on occasion they look red. The color isn't bad, I'm just pointing it out as it's her worst eye-feature.
Grade: B-
Face: Airi has an extremely cute face. Due to her character traits she has very obvious emotions that are apparent. I'll discuss her traits a bit later, but know that her nervous looks are very wonderful.
Grade: B+
Body
Build: For a sixth grader Airi has a very mature body. It's shapely and curvy and great for non-lolicons to enjoy. However she does have a complex about that, though that complex is mainly due to her height (hopefully she doesn't read this blog). She's tall and "mature looking" enough to easily pass for a middle- or high-schooler. However, this is to her benefit playing the center, and makes her very difficult to block shots of (most of the girls only reach her shoulders).
Grade: B+
Breasts: As I said before, Airi has a wonderful non-loli looking body for a sixth grader. Her chest is no different. She has very large breasts, especially considering her age. Her friends like to grope her, but she's embarrassed by that fact.
Grade: B+
Clothes: Like most of the other girls, Airi has worn a good amount of outfits. Her usual outfit is again her gym uniform (again with spats). She's also been forced to wear a maid outfit and an apron & sukimizu as well as swim in a sukimizu. She has better assets so the sukimizus don't fit Airi as well as the other characters though. I certainly do enjoy her lovely pink bikini though.
Grade: A
Mind
Personality: Airi is a great girl for my tastes. She's a shy and quiet girl who gets easily embarrassed. She's scared of playing basketball, avoiding the ball when it's thrown at her but eventually warms up into one of the best players (due to her height). She's also scared of water due to falling off a boat as a child, but luckily Subaru (the male lead) gave her confidence to swim in time for classes. As said before, she also has a complex about her height. In the end, she's a big but gentle girl and is also cowardly on occasion.
Grade: A
Libido: Airi does have a crush on Subaru. Character wise I'd probably say that she's got the second best chance (she's tied with Aoi, who is also his age and childhood friend).
Grade: B-
Age: Despite Airi's... "maturity" and size, she's still a sixth grader. I can't score her well here because of that. It is interesting to note that Airi IS the oldest, as she was born in April.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B
As you can see, Airi scored much better than the other girls. This is not only due to her mature shape, but also includes the fact that I like her personality as well. I will admit that the body is what gave her all those points though. However, next week we'll say goodbye to March Madness with the last of the main girls in lolibasketball, the precious Hinata!
Posted by emperortopaz | Mar 22, 2012 12:14 PM | 0 comments
March 15th, 2012
Example #172: March Madness 3: Main
Anime Relations: Ro-Kyu-Bu!
This is the Hundred-and-seventy-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone to another blog! To continue on with the awesome March Madness theme from last week, this week we'll be looking at the "main" character of the show:
Head
Hair: To be fair, Tomoka's hair IS short and pink. However, I do appreciate the duller, almost purple color to it. It's far better than bright pink in my opinion. Her hair also is long on the sides, making her face nicely framed. She wears a cute ribbon on the side, making her have a bit of a "sidetail" with it.
Grade: B
Eyes: Tomoka's eyes are very big, and they're a nice purple color. They don't match her hair but they are a very good fit. Her eyes are also very cute and moe. One thing I didn't notice that much is that she has a beauty mark under her left eye. It's not quite noticeable (if you couldn't tell by me not seeing it).
Grade: B
Face: Much like her eyes, Tomoka's face is very cute and adorable. She's got very cute and small features, and her blush and smile just make you want to hug her!
Grade: B+
: Mister, why are you watching me play basketball while writing things.
Oh, uhm. Don't mind me, I'm doing... Work.
: I see then, I won't keep you, but you're kind of making me nervous...
Nonsense, your form is spectacular.
: Thank you *smile*... Wait, didn't you say you have work to do. Why are you watching me play then?
I, er... I am suddenly too busy to complete my perfect explanation for that!
Body
Build: Unfortunately, while Tomoka is a cute and loli girl, she doesn't appeal to me. If I was more into lolis in general she might be. She's a slim girl, and has a nice stomach. Her butt is also shown off a bit as well. She's athletic and has great basketball form though. She's 142 cm tall, making her the second-shortest character as well. Her head does sort of look too big for her build, but I suppose that's the art style they were going for.
Grade: B
Breasts: Fitting for Tomoka's figure, her bustline is flat. She's concerned about it and others pick on her for it (though mostly unintentional). She's a flat sixth grader and that's pretty alright, I wouldn't pick on her.
Grade: D
Clothes: As with the other girls this month, Tomoka wears a good amount of fetishy clothes. One of her most common one is her gym uniform with spats (hence why the butt focus), and as a loli she has a very nice sukimizu body (and don't forget the optional apron!). Unfortunately her two piece she wears isn't as good (though it does reveal her nice stomach) but it is cute. She's also worn a maid outfit and a kimono, both very nice outfits.
Grade: A
: Y-you're talking about me?
N-no. What kind of pervert talks about little girls bodies or things like that!
: I suppose that's true...
: Don't be silly. There's all kinds of perverts in this world. Trust me, I know many, MANY lolicons!
RIN! What are you doing here! This blog isn't even related to you!
: Well, I heard that one of your friends had a birthday recently and wanted to give my wishes. It's just coincidental that you happened to be doing a girl with a body structure similar to mine.
: *blush*
*cough* I suppose that I should get back to my blog though.
Mind
Personality: Tomoka is a hardworking and determined girl. She loves basketball and is very good at it. However, this also caused some turmoil. In the past she got so obsessed with basketball that the rest of the team quit, and she was left alone. However, with Maho as a friend after a change of schools she was able to create a new one. She's a very cheery and optimistic girl and is a great main character. Finally, she's got a great voice as I love Kana Hanazawa.
Grade: A
Libido: Out of all the main girls, Tomoka is most likely to be with Subaru. She's the main character after all so it's to be expected, and she spends the most romantic moments with him. They even "shared" a futon at one point! She also has gotten jealous a few times and is a very passionate girl.
: So she's after an older guy then. I can help her seduce him!
I don't think that's a good idea. And what are you doing reading my work!
: Oh please, you know you want my help, don't you!
: I-I'm pretty sure I can practice these baskets on my own.
: No, I mean come over here. I have some advice for you.
*Tomoka walks over to Topaz and Rin.*
: Now the first things you have to do is *whisperwhisperwhisper*
*Rin continues to whisper into Tomoka's ear as her face gets more and more flushed*
: I can't do those things. Those are... dirty...
: Heh, I'm sure that people reading this are wondering what things I could have told her.
You better have not broken her innocence...
Grade: B
Age: Much like the other girls, elementary students are NOT the best. Tomoka is in sixth grade, but still.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B
: Heehee, sixty-nine.
Stop being so immature, Rin.
: I'm allowed to be immature, I'm only ten after all.
That's a good point.
...
Wait, how do you know what that means then!
: That's a mystery. tee hee.
Welcome back everyone to another blog! To continue on with the awesome March Madness theme from last week, this week we'll be looking at the "main" character of the show:
Head
Hair: To be fair, Tomoka's hair IS short and pink. However, I do appreciate the duller, almost purple color to it. It's far better than bright pink in my opinion. Her hair also is long on the sides, making her face nicely framed. She wears a cute ribbon on the side, making her have a bit of a "sidetail" with it.
Grade: B
Eyes: Tomoka's eyes are very big, and they're a nice purple color. They don't match her hair but they are a very good fit. Her eyes are also very cute and moe. One thing I didn't notice that much is that she has a beauty mark under her left eye. It's not quite noticeable (if you couldn't tell by me not seeing it).
Grade: B
Face: Much like her eyes, Tomoka's face is very cute and adorable. She's got very cute and small features, and her blush and smile just make you want to hug her!
Grade: B+
: Mister, why are you watching me play basketball while writing things.
Oh, uhm. Don't mind me, I'm doing... Work.
: I see then, I won't keep you, but you're kind of making me nervous...
Nonsense, your form is spectacular.
: Thank you *smile*... Wait, didn't you say you have work to do. Why are you watching me play then?
I, er... I am suddenly too busy to complete my perfect explanation for that!
Body
Build: Unfortunately, while Tomoka is a cute and loli girl, she doesn't appeal to me. If I was more into lolis in general she might be. She's a slim girl, and has a nice stomach. Her butt is also shown off a bit as well. She's athletic and has great basketball form though. She's 142 cm tall, making her the second-shortest character as well. Her head does sort of look too big for her build, but I suppose that's the art style they were going for.
Grade: B
Breasts: Fitting for Tomoka's figure, her bustline is flat. She's concerned about it and others pick on her for it (though mostly unintentional). She's a flat sixth grader and that's pretty alright, I wouldn't pick on her.
Grade: D
Clothes: As with the other girls this month, Tomoka wears a good amount of fetishy clothes. One of her most common one is her gym uniform with spats (hence why the butt focus), and as a loli she has a very nice sukimizu body (and don't forget the optional apron!). Unfortunately her two piece she wears isn't as good (though it does reveal her nice stomach) but it is cute. She's also worn a maid outfit and a kimono, both very nice outfits.
Grade: A
: Y-you're talking about me?
N-no. What kind of pervert talks about little girls bodies or things like that!
: I suppose that's true...
: Don't be silly. There's all kinds of perverts in this world. Trust me, I know many, MANY lolicons!
RIN! What are you doing here! This blog isn't even related to you!
: Well, I heard that one of your friends had a birthday recently and wanted to give my wishes. It's just coincidental that you happened to be doing a girl with a body structure similar to mine.
: *blush*
*cough* I suppose that I should get back to my blog though.
Mind
Personality: Tomoka is a hardworking and determined girl. She loves basketball and is very good at it. However, this also caused some turmoil. In the past she got so obsessed with basketball that the rest of the team quit, and she was left alone. However, with Maho as a friend after a change of schools she was able to create a new one. She's a very cheery and optimistic girl and is a great main character. Finally, she's got a great voice as I love Kana Hanazawa.
Grade: A
Libido: Out of all the main girls, Tomoka is most likely to be with Subaru. She's the main character after all so it's to be expected, and she spends the most romantic moments with him. They even "shared" a futon at one point! She also has gotten jealous a few times and is a very passionate girl.
: So she's after an older guy then. I can help her seduce him!
I don't think that's a good idea. And what are you doing reading my work!
: Oh please, you know you want my help, don't you!
: I-I'm pretty sure I can practice these baskets on my own.
: No, I mean come over here. I have some advice for you.
*Tomoka walks over to Topaz and Rin.*
: Now the first things you have to do is *whisperwhisperwhisper*
*Rin continues to whisper into Tomoka's ear as her face gets more and more flushed*
: I can't do those things. Those are... dirty...
: Heh, I'm sure that people reading this are wondering what things I could have told her.
You better have not broken her innocence...
Grade: B
Age: Much like the other girls, elementary students are NOT the best. Tomoka is in sixth grade, but still.
Grade: C-
Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B
: Heehee, sixty-nine.
Stop being so immature, Rin.
: I'm allowed to be immature, I'm only ten after all.
That's a good point.
...
Wait, how do you know what that means then!
: That's a mystery. tee hee.
Posted by emperortopaz | Mar 15, 2012 2:19 PM | 0 comments