Jun 3, 2016
Milk Money, where do I begin. This hentai milks the money and jizz out of you harder than a cow that your hindu neighbour prays too every night.
I have to begin with how great this story is, and how superior it is to this hipster shit like Steins;gate. You meet this dank man Touji who once used to have a wet nurse, Kyouko. After she was fired by Touji's mother, the 2 always longed for each other's succ. Fast forward 10 years and Touji is now a filthy weeb with lewd ass posters in his room, faps to hentai regularly and has ramen all
over the floor. After meeting Marika, and classmate of his and the daughter of his wet nurse, he gets reunited with Kyouko and he madly fuck, sucks and swallows for her breastmilk. He's gonna have some strong bones from all that calcium.
The single-handedly best-executed element of this hentai is the English dub. I kid you not,this acting and dialogue is far superior to Fullmetal Alchemist for 100 reasons I can only give example to few.
- Kyouko: "They all say size doesn't matter but we all know thats a bunch of horse-shit"
- Kyouko: "Oh you've done enough, just cum inside me and make your blue balls go pink" (WTF, testicles apparently work like litmus paper)
- Marika: "Nothing compares to your dick. Not cucumbers, eggplants, vacuum cleaners, or its attachments" (That explains why the tossed salad was so juicy...).
- Marika: "Fuck me like I'm some middle-aged woman!"
And last but not least, the best conversation in this entire hentai.
- Marika: Your actions last night made me sick. How would you like it if I was a guy and I fucked your mother"
Touji: "To bo honest Marika, I dont give a shit about who my mother fucks. But hey at least its not that big a deal. At least Im not a yakuza or some psycho serial killer. I just did it in the name of love!"
Hands down best character development. He just fucked his girlfriend's mother in the name of love. And how do you blame him! That bitch had fatter tits and hotter than her daughter, anyone would smash that! Hell i'd let Kyouko charm my snake anyday!
Kyouko is shown to be a nympho as she finds sexual pleasure in little children succing her nipples. She hunts down little boyz, makes them succ her lactating nipples and then does some necrophilic shit with them (chains em up in her rape dungeon and only feeds them breastmilk until they bleed from their dick and die of malnutrition). Honestly this hentai could be used for the nest episode of "To Catch a Predator" as that's literally what Kyouko does. Chris Hansen, hentai awaits. Take a seat there Kyouko!
Anyways, the point I'm trying to get across is that this hentai is honestly the best. And it probably trumps some of the best anime out there, it's a shame Glass Reflection and Digibro do not give this a 10/10 because it's un-tapped potential. I highly recommend the hentai in English dub as it is the best sound experience anyone can have. Furthermore, Touji is the most relatable MC as he is literally shown wanking to hentai at the beginning of the 1st episode.
In conclusion, Uba or Milk Money is fucking awesome and trumps MAL's Top 10 (HAR HAR HAR GINTAMAAAAAA SO FUNNY!) and it has the best plot twist i have ever seen a.k.a TMW the mother stabs her daughter at the back of her neck to fuck her boyfriend like a nympho.
10/10 best hentai, must wank.
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