Only four episodes of Dynamic Chord are out at this time, but I can already tell how dreadful it will be. Barring a few other titles like Black Clover, this is one of the worst anime I’ve seen this season, and that’s saying a lot. When the best part of your anime is a cat with sunglasses (was only on screen for about 5 seconds in the first episode), you know you’ve fucked up somewhere. I won’t make this too long since this show honestly isn’t worth talking about in length.
So…this show is about music, right? Then why is almost all of the runtime spent
on something that’s not music? Moreover, when they’re actually playing music, not only is it extremely lazily done, but it also doesn’t even sound good. So far, every time they’ve played music, it’s just a compilation of reused shots and sloppy animation with some random Japanese song in the background.
I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with this show if it at least looked good, but it even fails in that department. The character designs are really jarring and hard to look at, which is disappointing since otherwise the art isn’t too shabby. I just wish it was used in a better way.
If you want to watch a music anime, watch something like K-on or Nana instead. This show is just a waste of time, and extremely boring at that.
Have you ever watch something so bad,but so good?
Like The room/the legendary Mars of destruction/The amazing bulk/foodfight?
Well,this anime is like trying SO FUCKIN HARD to be either sakamichi no appolon and free!! "crossover".
Sounds like a good idea right? Well yes...the problem is Watching a 1 hour Loop of 2 girls 1 cup are more entertaining than watching 4 episodes of this piece of fucking elephant excrement,but why?
Well,let's begin with the animation
Art:TURD in HD/10
now studio Pierrot are famous for LOTS of money milking yet legendary animation like.
3.my all time favourite Yu YU Hakuso
But somehow one of the higher up on studio pierrot must smoke something out of Snoop Dog garden,and probably said. "Hey guys i have an idea,you know what we can do to milk this bitch up even more? Make an anime that have a plot like sakamichi no apollon and characters that looks like free!! and to save money,make the animation with photoshop and the animation transition with Microsoft Power Point and render them all using Windows movie maker,don't forget to make the animation brightness,brighter than the light in superbowl stadium and make the animation quality looks like straight out of Hentai-Haven"
well,first of all i need a story to write this review.But i can only do so much review on bunch of dude singing with on a stage and have like 10 quintillion animation transition on every word,and suddenly bunch of dude having coffee and go back to the stage,and out of nowhere one of the dude popped up in a poster with piano in the background playing with intense nuance.and suddenly they go to the graveyard.WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL? are they trying to make a code out of it? what are they trying to prove?
Do you guys remember Plank from Ed,Edd,and Eddy?
Let me tell you,if Academy awards for best character in animation and the nominees are Plank VS all the Character in Dynamic Chord anime.plank will win the award unanimously.
Why? because plank have more personality in Ed,Edd,and Eddy than ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS ANIME.
Sound & Music :turd hitting a water/10
as a musician who play saxophone for years and guitar for 12 years,i never expected too much from ANY of japanese singer.the only thing they knew is not going out of tune and theory (lots and lots of theory).for soul they don't have any soul in their voice.so i never expected much from this series also. but AT LEAST don't make it sound flat. but what they do here,is one of the most flat,souless,boring,cringey kind of singing i have ever heard in any music animation.
you know if the buckingham palace having a re-paint and if i watched the paint in the whole palace going dry.i still have better entertaiment than watching this abomination piece of excrement called "Dynamic Chord".
Well overall,if you guys feel horny but your parents are sleeping in your room and you want to switch your mood without beating your 4 inches meat,watch this anime.
you will switched from horny to confused in just 15 minutes,i guarantee it.
Story : 2
The first story is about finding their friend who suddenly leave the band .Common plot where you can see anywhere in anime .There are many emotional scene than happy one It becomy gloomy with their friend gone . which make you question if the anime really focus on music or just want theme to be friendship related .
Art : 1
This animation can rival with Toei .The characters was drawn handsomely and see all the colourful hair ,as expected of Musical anime .The problem here lean on the focus of each screen .We just see their face front part and it just one angle
.Plus the slow paced on each panel ,they focus too long on unmoving drawing
Character : 2
This anime was targetted for people who already played the game and have besice on it .So as for beginner ,it was hard to judge their personality .They introduced us all the members in hope that viewer already learn it from game .You don't have time to know the characters at all
Overall ,It depend if you just want something to accompany you while bored then this become good but don't set the expectation too high