This has to be one of the most disjointed, nonsensical, pointless anime I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through. After being delayed for two years, Sword Gai has finally graced our screens; spraying us with its lovingly shat out excrement. Now’s the time to grab an umbrella because no one will be spared from this epically bad dumpster fire.
Bear with me please, this synopsis may be hard to understand because well, Sword Gai is total nonsense.
In a setting that resembles modern day Japan (I still have no clue where or when), there are certain infamous swords so old that they inhabit souls.
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Once a person grabs hold of one of these swords, they fall under its control and become totally helpless to its beckoning for the wielder to give it blood. This is where we’re introduced to the supposed main character’s parents, his father is killed on the street by some random guy with one of these swords. Leaving his pregnant mother with the sword to swiftly avenge her husband, give birth to the main character Gai, and kill herself all in the same night. Now the holder is Gai because for some unknown reason she chose to leave the sword in the baby’s hands so he could be the next possessed one. He’s discovered by a priest/sword forger who raises Gai to become a forger alongside his daughter, the same age as him. The set-up is simple enough, right? Think again because this is far from the only plot-line we see in episode one alone.
The first episode is made up of vaguely related vignettes about people with swords. There ’s not much cohesion to it but the action is somewhat entertaining. We’re introduced to the corporation known as Shoshidai that discovers a sacred sword, and they later cross paths with the actual protagonist. There are many other stories shown, but I after seeing dozens of vignettes I can barely remember any of them. And if you find yourself forgetting these little side stories in favor of the actual main plot then I wouldn’t blame you.
A majority of the episodes are just a bunch of these random vignettes that feel like they were made totally separate from the main story. We see stories from the perspective of a wealthy treasure hunter (who eats her treasure for reasons), a pop idol because why not, and a hairdresser to name a few. At best the characters were forgettable (I literally can't remember some of them), but at worst they're malicious caricatures that adhere to alienating stereotypes. For example, the treasure hunter character is depicted as an overweight woman who gets multiple panning shots in a bikini with splotchy character art and with a purposefully toadlike face to make sure you are fully disgusted by her. I'm not sure why it was necessary to depict the only overweight character in the show this way, but it comes off as confused misguided writing to the point it’s insulting. And it's not just her who gets this appalling treatment, almost all of the characters have such ridiculously unaware writing. There was really no one to tell them how bad this was?
As if this show didn't leave enough of a bad taste already.
All of the characters from the vignettes, whether insultingly portrayed or totally forgotten, were totally useless to the story. None of them matter to the main character’s story. It was like they were wasting the audiences time because the main story didn’t have enough content to keep us entertained and frankly it doesn’t!! The main character has the most generic and bland plot line in the show that it made me beg for the side stories to return because they are at least intruiging in how bad they are.
Each vignette has the same sort of formula; a person is driven to kill someone through some horrible misfortune that befalls on them, they receive a sword randomly… and then they beat the living hell out of the people causing their problems! All of the vignettes (and the show overall) have a common theme of anger, each character is driven by raw fury, enraged even further by their sword. I want to believe that Sword Gai is trying to say something interesting about the connection between violence, weapons, and anger, but there’s no commentary part. What we get here is just a raw upsetting exploitation of an interesting theme for the sake of pointless violence. And this series has plenty of violence and gore that is meant to complement the edgy tone they’re aiming for.
There are so many scenes in Sword Gai that make no sense for why they were placed where they were. We could be in a school at one moment, then jump to a random guy in the midst of a duel, then a little girl learning how to play the piano. All within a span of three minutes, because who cares if the viewer understands what’s going on, right? From time to time we get a minor explanation after a series of disjointed scenes settles down, but it’s never enough for us to fully understand what we just witnessed. This issue simply boils down to the poorly distributed 12 episode runtime of the story. A majority of the narrative issues could be alleviated if the series writer Toshiki Inoue shortened (or ideally removed) certain plotlines, and chose to further develop the more necessary ones.
To add insult to injury, Sword Gai has dozens of buzzwords it mixes into the dialogue to ensure you definitely do not understand what is occurring. Busoma, Chrysalis, Shoshidai… the list goes on and on. And if you’re not actively keeping track of each word and what they mean then guess what… you’ll be just as lost as I was!! Even without these pointless buzzwords, the dialogue is still fucking abysmal. It so desperately wants to be dark and serious but it comes off as either mind-numbingly stiff, hilariously overdone, or just outright cringy.
The visuals often fall into an all red color scheme with deep dark shadows (is that you Akame ga Kill?), plenty of blood, lots of angry people yelling at each other; it’s all so overdone. Sometimes the dialogue was so bad that I found it quite laughable, the most enjoyment I got from the show. I’d only recommend this show if you can ironically enjoy it’s how terrible and overbearingly edgy it is.
If you weren’t losing your mind with confusion by those previous issues, then don’t worry because the director’s got you covered! There is no cohesion between the sequence of events between many scenes in Sword Gai. In one of the worst instances of this issue, we’re suddenly shown a montage of this random guy and his girlfriend together at an amusement park… but while I’m watching this play out I can only think, who are these people and why should I care!? There are way too many characters to be supported by such a purposefully disjointed plot! The ‘main’ character shows up from time to time to arbitrarily be a part of the sword fights. But the thing is, Gai is as interesting as a plank of wood for the entire series! So even with the protagonist present, there are no stakes to any of the fights. Maybe if Gai had more screen time we could have learned why he’s worth caring about rather than him getting the everyman character design and generic love interest to swoon over him. It feels like it'd be fitting to say Sword Gai has plot holes, but it's hard to level that criticism at it when THE WHOLE PLOT IS A HOLE.
What made the scenes with Gai bearable was his pairing with my favorite character Seiya. He’s like a diamond in the rough who stood head and shoulders above the rest of the cast. Simultaneously he adheres to the macho-asshole archetype but is surprisingly also a 100% certified nice guy. After being awoken from a sleep that lasted years, he returns to his now elderly wife and treats her with all of the same love and respect he would have before. This single brief vignette lasting only half an episode is without a doubt my favorite part of the show, sadly that is all he gets. Save for a few hilarious one-liners and his constant presence around the gloomy protagonist to provide some much needed levity. Sadly neither of them get much screen time due to the story's messy structure.
I can at least praise the visuals for being decent. However, they’re nothing amazing, especially when comparing it to Production I.G.’s other recent release B: The Beginning. Character art is good but occasionally their animation is anything but. I didn’t particularly care for the CGI sword fights either. For a show that is billing itself as ‘the definitive sword guy anime’ it can’t even do sword fights right. B also has far better fight choreography with much more fluidity and impact. Sword Gai comes up with a stupid plot contrivance to make the characters fight each other in weird samurai/mech suits so that they can use CGI and it’s so obvious. As the rule goes, if you use your cursed sword for too long or something or other then it possesses you completely and you become trapped in one of those suits. Forced to fight in some really just mediocre fight sequences. Sound effects don’t line up perfectly with some of the blows a fighter takes during combat, nor do they have the audiovisual impact to convince us that the scene we’re watching is as dangerous as they want us to believe.
This mediocrity extends into the totally forgettable soundtrack that fades into nothing when it’s present at all. As for the opening song, the less said the better because it’s awful. I’d love to analyze it and compare it to the main character’s arc, but the way the singer sounds makes my head want to explode. I did find the English dub good enough, the sub is equally decent, but remember… TERRIBLE DIALOGUE!! No amount of good acting can salvage a horrible script!
Before closing, I should mention that there is no ending. The show ends on not even a cliffhanger, on just the same old ending of any other episode but without any others to follow it. The ending sets itself up for a sequel, even saying "Part 1" at the end, but there's almost no chance it will be any better given it was in production before the first even released.
Whatever I’m sure as hell never coming back to this series if it gets a sequel or not.
Score Breakdown:
[Story: 1/10] Nonsensical, disjointed, forgettable, no ending.
[Character: 2.5/10] Boring protagonist, one strong side character.
[Art: 6/10] Serviceable art, so-so CGI, eye-catching use of color.
[Sound: 5/10] Decent dub, forgettable music, sound effects lack impact.
[Enjoyment: 2/10] Painfully serious at some times, laughably stupid at others.
[Overall Score: 3.3/10]
Sword Gai is a seething pile of angst and rage. It actively tries to make you feel the anger that all of its characters do, and it regrettably succeeded. If you've come this far you surely know that Sword Gai made me angry. Mostly it was a waste of time, but I can at least say it's the special sort of bad that's easy to laugh at.
If you want an outlandish action thriller then I'd recommend you watch B: The Beginning rather than this. In fact, Sword Gai is the worst anime Netflix has released this year, it is an unsightly blemish on their otherwise strong lineup.
Alternative Titles
Japanese: ソードガイ The Animation
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ONA
Episodes:
12
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Mar 23, 2018
Producers:
Production I.G
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Demographic:
Seinen
Duration:
22 min. per ep.
Rating:
R - 17+ (violence & profanity)
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Your Feelings Categories Mar 23, 2018
This has to be one of the most disjointed, nonsensical, pointless anime I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through. After being delayed for two years, Sword Gai has finally graced our screens; spraying us with its lovingly shat out excrement. Now’s the time to grab an umbrella because no one will be spared from this epically bad dumpster fire.
Bear with me please, this synopsis may be hard to understand because well, Sword Gai is total nonsense. In a setting that resembles modern day Japan (I still have no clue where or when), there are certain infamous swords so old that they inhabit souls. ... Mar 25, 2018
Netflix has come up with yet another original Anime.. Or wait... was it? I will begin with the MC who is dull, lifeless, pessimistic, and self centered. We hardly know anything about him other then he is an ass. This is the shows biggest issue. The show focuses so little on the MC you almost wonder if he was the MC or yet another random character. The MC is followed by the loving Sayaka the daughter of the MC's master who seems to hold some emotional attachment to the MC. Yet for some reason the MC chooses to blow this off because his problems are
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May 5, 2023
First things first, don't watch it, don't even bother it if you are looking for anything more than guilty pleasure. This anime is horribly bad, full of plot holes, irrational decisions and the most generic and unlikeable characters in human history. The art style is at best: average, a mix of 2D + 3D is horrible.
It's hard to find anything positive about this show but I'm going to try my best, fight scenes are okayish, the sound is ok, it is on Netflix (on the day of writing this review) and the most important thing, 1st season is WAY better than 2nd one. I ... Aug 8, 2018
This Anime, just.. oh boy. After waiting through the first 4 episodes for anything more than some boring descriptions of demon swords I still found no reason to continue watching other than the fact that I sir, am no quitter. I have watched every anime that I have started fully, and I plan to keep my bragging rights.
There is little to no lore in the entire anime, and it severely lacks character development. Props to Netflix for writing a tiny description that interested me enough to add it to my list. Though my dearest regrets for actually watching every episode. (There are now spoilers after this point ... Apr 24, 2018
alright, I've been putting this review off for a while for the simple reason anything I could say has likely been said at this point, however that's a very weak reason not to do something. With that out of the way let's begin with the story
Story: I honestly think the story is by far the weakest aspect of this anime. In it's essence, each episode has a focus character and the episodes tends to follow them and the events that unfold. Due to this Gai, being the titular character, does not actually take up a lot of screen time through out the series. Normally this would ... Mar 26, 2018
The story is complete garbage, I'm watching it at 4x speed and I still found it slow and dreadful. Some things don't even make sense, like a sword-smith reforging a sword into a mechanical arm for a boy? How in the world does a sword-smith have the skills to forge a mechanical arm and have the medical knowledge to attach it to a person? But whatever, I'll let that plot-hole slide to ask why the boy needs to have a mechanical arm in the first place. It actually doesn't seem to play a role in the story at all. I can tell that the anime
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Apr 7, 2018
This show is average to downright bad in looks. The story is boring and hard to follow. The music is forgettable. And, I didn't enjoy this, as evidenced by my never finishing it.
The art has this ugly muted color palette. Yeah, sure, it was going for some "dark and gritty" stuff, but the animation was so lackluster that it didn't work. They try to go for some "popping" scenes, but it uses these all red color palettes, and stays like that for far too long. There were some interesting colors with the weapons, I guess. The dub is just... bad. There was this guy who worked ... Aug 11, 2018
Sword Gai is About a Guy Named Gai With a Sword Fighting Other Guys With Swords...
Ohhhh man, somebody tell me if this show ever conceives a single original concept to throw into the mix, but I could barely withstand the sheer onslaught of anime cliches that were catapulted into my eyes by, possibly the most lazily named show of all time Sword Gai, after episode 2. Sure, it's nice that Netflix is still going hard in the paint on their "original" anime funding, even though this pales in comparison to their work on B: The Beginning and Devilman Crybaby, but they really need to pay ... Aug 2, 2018
The main issue I see with this anime - one which could have easily been fixed - is the lack of a good protagonist. By the very nature of the premise, every protagonist is doomed to becoming unlikable and later an antagonist. As the anime goes on they become less and less sympathetic. No protagonist has a meaningful arc. Most side-characters were one-dimensional and boring. Some side-characters who were initially interesting were killed off or ruined by a newly introduced aspect of their personality. There were some genuinely likable side-characters, but they didn't get much screen time.
The message that this anime attempts to convey is ... Nov 2, 2019
This is just so boring. Characters are weak, nothing to really care about if they live or die. The story is just so horribly told and the episodes don't have any real continuity. I dropped it because it was boring at episode 5 then picked it up and watched til episode 7 and I was done. I could careless what happens as I'm not attached to any of them. The art is good, the fight scenes are kind of meh. The voice acting is decent but it seems that any of the voice actors were just there to get a paycheck as they didn't seem
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Feb 7, 2021
For those who are hesitant on giving this anime a try and wanna watch only the pilot, here are my thoughts after watching the pilot. I'll also come back to edit this after I finish the show.
Oooooh my goood. Are the writers of this anime okay???? I know that this was adapted from a manga, but surely the manga can't be as bad right? First off, I will admit. The art is quite splendid. In just the first episode, we get a glimpse of how battles will be fought, and my, ... Jan 8, 2023
Just to give you a feeling the lack of attention to detail. Whoever did the art for this anime. What's with the Lamborghini Gallardo with Lamborghini Huracan interior. As a Lambo owner, I feel offended. Story is underdeveloped and very boring. Characters are very basic stereotypical character setup as other anime.
I mean none of the characters are even smart. Even average person would question a lot of things these guys just take for granted. Honestly the only reason I started watching this stuff is because in the cover the guy looked a bit like Lelouche from Code Geass. Disappointed. Oct 9, 2020
This was one of the most boring animes i've ever had the misfortune of finding.
The story is complex and lame, the characters are weak and lame, the pace is unbelievably slow and makes you want to do something else, i can't even believe i've just waster 8 hours of my life watching this pile of garbage, i would rather gouge my eyes out than to watch another minute of this crap, how is someone even able to shit out such a horrific pile of dung? it would be better to just lock it up and let it burn in hell where it belongs. May 17, 2018
Lacks emotional depth as we didnt have enough time to connect with Shinryu. We do get introduced to the negative consequences of Shinryu being what he is. We see the despair that the person he loves has grown old e.g. Kei
Animation is typical of a modern day anime. Tries too hard as it only has 12 episodes and yet the story has just begun really. There will be another season but I'm not going to watch it. This series was poorly written with poor pace and characters that fall flat despite trying to add depth. The creators of this anime could have done a much ... Mar 26, 2018
I don't even know why I finished this anime. Probably because it was so easy to stream on Netflix.
The story was horrendous. It started off well enough and showed some sort of semblance of a story. However, a few episodes in, it just became character introduction gallore. There were no of story. They just kept introducing weapons halfway through the series. Art was okay. Nothing great, nothing really I put 1 for Character since there were pretty much no development. Some characters shown earlier in the series didnt appear for a giant chunk of the series. Enjoyment was ... Jan 22, 2021
Well that was a waste of time. Episodes have horrible pacing, scenes are all over the place and will cut away to something with no good rhyme or reason. Action scenes are too short or just interrupted too many times to get invested and the storytelling is dull.
Characters are bland, stupid, shallow as hell or don't get enough time to develop. (You will get sick of the MC romantic interest. She comes across as two-faced, self-absorbed and doesn't give a damn about anyone but the MC.) Animation is sub-par, with the CG transformations being way out of place and come across as cheap. Music ... Apr 3, 2018
I'm still not sure about what I just watched. I've been going through the anime's that Netflix is showing and so far this is the worst one.
The premise seems interesting, with the legendary weapons being inside a person and that said person fighting with the weapon and themselves for control. Once you lose control you go into Busoma state and that means you're finished, you are no longer human and the weapon took over completely. However the actual show does not deliver, there is no character development, the MC is a little ass and makes you hate him from the beginning. The other "weapons" ... |