Nuki Doki! Tenshi to Akuma no Sakusei Battle

Whoever said "porn is false advertisement" is probably either a virgin, a believer of whatever bullcrap FUNimation spews when they promote their "porn but not porn," religious, or whatever strange combination of choices. It's okay, though. When I was introduced to porn, I didn't know what to do either. On to the review.

Nuki Doki is basically what "DxD HS" and "I Can't F00k Her" claims to be but actually isn't; and two episodes of the former is merely a drop in the bucket of justice.

The concept's a good idea: Some demon who thinks she's all that forces some random 4-eyes dude to sign a contract ... with her. And then he meets another girl who turns out to be an angel. Said dude's female classmate, and some sword-wielding bitchopath, appear and then we never see them again. BOOOO!

Animation and sex scenes are dull; typical of PoRO. They're not bad like "4/10 bad," just dull. The girls are gorgeous btw, the dude is not bad-looking as well, and it's not NTR. *Clap! Clap! Clap!*

PoRO had been known for it's NTR h-anime and constant cock-blocks of certain characters, but they should focus more of love-shape-esque outings like this. Media Blaster's Kitty Media wing should license, English-dub, and sell titles like these uncensored as well.

Angels and Demons have fought for millennia to see who is the best. In order to bring closure to this feud, an Angel named Sera and a Demon named Firika were sent to the human world to end the competition once and for all. The leaders of both the Angels and Demons have decided that both Sera and Firika must contend for the love of the human Yamato. Thus, both Sera and Firika compete for Tamato's love for the supremacy of their entire race. Who would have thought that the way to a guys heart is through his dick.

The sex is pretty decent. Both the ... Angel and the Demon use a variety of costumes that aren't just their generic Angel and Demon designs, or the generic girl designs that they use when they're trying to pretend to humans. This includes a nurse outfit, a maid costume, and a girls school gym uniform. They even have sex in different places, like a train, the school gym's storage room, and our main protagonists bedroom. You're bound to find something to beat your meat to in this 2 episode hentai.

Surprisingly, this has a few mildly amusing comedic moments. The first episode features an unfortunate teleportation accident where the demon tries to teleport away from the angel with our male protagonist, while the angel tries to keep him in his room. As a result, every part of the protagonist stays, except for his dick, which is just floating there in the middle of a park. The demon tries to blow him so she can win him to her side, all while the angel watches. There's even a scene at the end of the hentai were the cock detaches from his body yet again, and one of the girls cries "Felicia-san, return his cock already! I want his cum too".

My only real complaint is the Demon character hogs the spotlight. While I wouldn't be opposed to that, what's the point of having the Angel character if they're not going to get as much attention. Just make the whole thing Demons if that's what you want to make. Maybe it's a result of being based on a visual novel, but that's never prevented a hentai from deviating from the source material before.

Would I recommend both "Nuki Doki! Tenshi to Akuma no Sakusei Battle"? Yes. Nuki Doki makes for pretty decent spank material if you need something to watch when you need to rub one out.

I have a very uneasy relationship with studio Poro. On one hand their animation is excellent, and they have a cast of capable and erotic voice actresses, but at the same time their choreography tends to be very formulaic and cookie-cutter, and sometimes the VAs sound uninvested or simply disinterested. Anyways, enough about my anti-Poro crusade, you came here to read a review.

The story goes something like this, both the demons and angels have their sights set on some random nobody four-eyes loser, and for some reason they each want him and want to keep the other side from getting him. Naturally the only ... way to win a guy's heart is through his dick.

The art is something that Poro manages to get right most of the time, and it's certainly apparent here. The character designs are great, I could see them fitting into most of the modern harems that come out every season, you know, if they managed to keep their panties on. But here's where the problem starts.

Firika is a great character, this review would've been an 7/10 or maybe even 8/10 if she was the only girl, but then you've got Sera who really doesn't have any business being in a hentai. Trying to watch the Sera sex scenes is like trying to pass kidney stones, it's painful, feels like forever, but it's something you have to do in order to enjoy life again. I'm pretty sure I'm exaggerating, it's been little more than a year since I last watched Nuki Doki, though I distinctly remember hating Sera's role in the title.

Anyways to summarize, excellent art and voice quality, I enjoyed the sex with Firika, the sex with Sera you might as well replace her with a cardboard box since all she's doing is taking up screentime where Firika isn't having hot demon sex with the MC.