Macross FB7: Ore no Uta wo Kike!

If you are not a Macross fan, don't like Macross 7, or hate recaps, please stay away, this anime is not for you.

This anime is just a recap of Macross 7, with the characters from Macross Frontier watching the Macross 7 story. If you are looking for new content or information about Basara, unfortunately, you won't find it here. However, if you want to know what happens in Macross 7 without watching all 49 episodes, miss Basara and want to see him again, or even just enjoy a slice-of-life moment from Frontier, you might still enjoy this anime.

5/10: Just a recap of an anime i ... like

Having characters from a show I like (Macross Frontier) watching clipshows from a show I don't (Macross 7) is not a completely terrible idea. I'm on board with the cast of House M.D. watching Watson. But as a movie? Having the clips so haphazardly edited that they keep the narrator explaining basic concepts of the world IN UNIVERSE (It's like something stopping to explain what Earth is)? And having the cast be so inactive that really the only think they do is perform decent covers of the previous show's songs at the end (Sheryl and Ranka + Yoko Kanno would've KILLED covers of "My Friends" ... and "Sweet Fantasy")?

I get limiting cast interactions between shows because uh, Macross 7 besmirched the good names of Maximilian and Milia by kinda' suggesting they were incompetent at their jobs in the first half and have a secret between themselves that kind of taints their legacy as the first interspecies couple. But no. Just no. I don't care who you are, you've got better stuff to do than spend an hour and a half on this.

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS (which I marked to avoid ruining Macross 7 for anyone)

So the first thing you need to know is that this is an hour and a half long advertisement for the Macross 7 blu rays. Kawamori thought that it would be too daunting of a task for a new fan to watch 49 episodes, so the goal of this movie was to get new fans interested in 7 so they would want to watch 49 episodes. Well this does a horrible job at that.

Firstly, I'm going to look at this as if it wasn't an advertisement. The premise of this movie ... is that the Macross F characters are trying to figure out what happened to Fire Bomber. I'm guessing this takes place between the 2 Frontier movies, as there's not a point in the series the events make sense in, although you think this would have gotten brought up.

All of a sudden, a bird brings them a fucking VHS tape. Spoilers that nobody should care about because this movie has zero substance: the bird is actually Gavil.

[MACROSS 7 SPOILERS]
This is... very odd as it implies that the Protodeviln can easily travel between dimensions at will, which is weird when you consider that Sivil's final words to Basara make it seem like there's no chance she'll ever see him again.
[END SPOILERS]

Now back to the VHS tape. Why is this on a VHS tape? Macross 7 takes place in 2045, so VHS tapes were long obsolete. This also begs another question: Who the fuck recorded all of this? There are several scenes where there was clearly no one else nearby to record these scenes. The VHS tapes also include the to be continued screens from Macross 7, implying the Macross 7 was a series that exist in universe to account what happened, implying this is some sort of reenactment, only other information given in this movie clearly contradicts this and there is no way this could be the case. So why are the to be continued parts there?

At the end, Ranka and Sheryl perform a cover of several Fire Bomber songs and a new Fire Bomber song Virgin Story is played over the credits. This is the only part of the movie worth watching, and you would get the exact same experience by just listening to the CD single that was released for the movie, and also save yourself an hour and a half.

With around 30 minutes of Frontier content, this only leaves around an hour for the Macross 7 recap. And in case you couldn't guess, an hour isn't long enough to recap a 49 episode series, even when you consider that around a 1/3 of Macross 7's episodes are episodic and have little effect on the overall plot. The recap skips over lots of plot and will leave newcomers confused as to what's happening. It doesn't even work as a "best of" movie, as many of the best scenes are either removed or ruined by poor directing choices. The final fight with Gepelnitch is luckily intact, although it will lose it's effect for any newcomers.

I still did find some enjoyment in this movie, although this was primarily due to Fire Bomber's music and already being a fan of Macross 7. I would have had a better time just rewatching my favorite scenes.

But the biggest sin is that this movie even fails as an advertisement. The footage is cropped which can look rather odd at times, and to make it even worse, the Footage is intentionally distorted in order to imitate being footage from a VHS tape (because VHS tapes can totally output 1080p). If you're making an advertisement for your HD remaster of a series WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DISTORT THE FOOTAGE??? Are they insane??? An advertisement for a remaster should show the quality of said remaster, not intentionally make it look bad.

Not only this, the movie also does a horrible job of getting any new fans invested into Macross 7 to want to watch it, and basically only acts as a spoiler fest to make them want to watch it less. Nice job Kawamori

If you haven't seen Macross 7, go watch it. It's not for everyone, but it's a fun series with some great music. Just don't watch this. This is complete garbage. This doesn't even cover enough basis to be considered Macross 7 cliff notes. Just go listen to the Nyan Nyan FIRE!! Totsugeki Planet Explosion / Virgin Soul single instead. You'll have a much better time