Hey …
I guess you have stumbled across my profile. Yep you stumbled.
Not tripped or fell flat on your face, but stumbled.
It wasn't a graceful stumble that you could turn into a weird dance or jig though.
It was the kind of stumble that people laugh at you about for the next couple of days.
You were just walking along when something caught your foot
and you staggered to the left trying to keep your balance.
Unfortunately this sudden movement caused your other foot to catch too
and you did a little twirl right into the pedestrian next to you.
The Poor old lady didn't stand a chance against your attempted Pirouette.
Nor did you stand a chance against the handbag she hit you with thinking you were a thief.
That blow to the head really knocked you for a loop and you ran head first into a lamppost.
I'm telling you all this because I know you had a concussion and don't remember any of it.
By the way, I video taped the stumble and showed it to all your friends.
Since they know its a sore topic for you, they don't mention it when your around.
Once you leave the room though, they share quite a few chortles at your expense. Fawful
You don't remember the incident so it shouldn't bother you too much, right?
Hey, don't look so angry.
It was only a stumble.
It was the kind of stumble that led you to my profile and that has to count for something, yeah?
If you didn't stumble upon this place, then you would have never found out about your stumbling mishaps!
Hmm … Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have told you.
Ignorance is bliss and all that.
Oops.
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All Comments (76) Comments
Ahhh I can't wait until I start my first year of uni... It's like HIGH-SCHOOL!? DAMN YOU TO HELL!! :((
(what... like stockholms syndrome :D?)
Yeah, some people just can't handle their booze and REALLY going overboard with vomiting and shit... I was at a bar last week and some dude vomited across the entire bathroom so, no bathroom for us men :(
Not busy per say... but like, got some homework here and there. Been sick... you know, the usual :P
So what courses are you studying? something cool like: How to make gundams or how to control the world. :D
I hate it, I'm getting out as soon as I can, which is like next year when I start uni :;)
Well, yeah... on one can interupt a religious cermony and it's awesome if you want to sleep! ZHE PERFECT PLAN!
So, how's collage treating you? Drunk from daybreak to daybreak? :D
I dunno, it's most likley to a bigger city for one. And hopefully there'll be dorms available, so I won't have to rent an appartment. But, right now, all I want is to get away from the boring little village that I grew up in... It's horrible. I tell you, my family has lived in the same place for so long, that we're like the first ones to move there 218348732948 years ago <,< that means that EVERYBODY knows who I am, really bloody annoying having to say hello to everyone you meet on the street ;I do you live in a small or big town?
Well... I kinda have a thing, when/if I fall asleep during a lesson or whatnot that I'll just say "In Jesus name, Amen" that usually gets the teacher off his game :D
Yeah... those pictures... me and some friends were taking the train to Germany and they decided to stack all the luggage on top of me... it was weird waking up to that xD
Yeah... that was a REALLY bad joke :P
Oh, you're going to live in a dorm? That's cool. Wish I had that option, can't wait until I get away from here :O r'you looking forward to it? like getting away from home ?
I've actually got a 'sleeping' spot at school ^^ my very own corner, that way I can sleep IN SCHOOL!
Blerguhasdhhhh... Summer holidays came, and disappeared again. Im starting again in like... a few days and honestly, I haven't done ANYTHING during the holidays... really nuthin'... and, Im going back to school to finish a couple of courses and then move on to advanced CHEMESTRY D;;; It's like..... ehhh no.
So, did anything fun during the holiday?
Seriously, Hate MAL sometimes... here I am feeling awesome about myself for remembering to comment back to you, but when I look again it's like O_O Its not there!! so that's why It took so long to reply... :c
'Sides, what use is knowing how to dance like street dance/fusion any good anyways D;?
Funny thing is, I'm finished with upper secondary school by christmas. And then I have 6 months of extra studies... it's like Physics, Chemestry and Math. And Hopefully I'll be able to get them done before the entrance exams.
You wouldn't be able to blow us up! We because our super-high-tech-frikkin-awesome-ultra-mega-doom-of-hell cushion will be able to pick up any intruders!
Yeah well, my career as a electrician ended about as soon as it started. It seems that I have some hereditary nerve/joint something. So now I'm aiming for a masters degree in Bio-robotics and engineering. Yay for another 5 years in school! ;O
Owh... yeah... but how will we be sure that they're not trying to pass of as nerdalicious when they're actually awesome O.O?!
Yeah, 'tis what I do! The current project is a swine farm, so what we're doing we set up lamps/vents/control centrals but it's mostly standing on a ladder for 8 hours a day ;D Kinda beats school though!
I haven't that "annoying week" where the teacher plans ALL the tests in one bloody week, It's like one week you do nothing and then suddenly WHBAM!! 21378 tests, you know?
Well obviously we have to have interviews and check their performance in-field, but I'm guessing there should be like 6 people or something? and they'd have to be totally awesome!
Today we had 20 degrees Celsius at lunch, and now at... 7PM it's still above 15 :3 so I'm pretty happy standing on a ladder and setting up lamps, getting my summer tan on :3
Yep, every day for two weeks, then it's school for one week... repeat until summer :D I think it's cool because I get to learn A LOT of new stuff ^_^ how are you going to spend school until summer ?
That's probably right, the amount of nerdalicuousness is not something that can be changed!
Hmm, maybe the N-team or N-squad?
Really? I've got green grass, pretty flowers and SUNSHINE :D:D SO amazing! I think there'll be some rain incoming soon though, I doubt that you can have two months of awesome weather without any downsides :I
I've got two months of internship... which means, getting up at 5AM and getting home 6PM... and by then I'm SO exhausted it's usually nap time for me :3
Eyy, what's with this randomness?! first it's =D and then it's -_-!? you need to be more nerdalicious ;>
But yeah EVERYTHING has become more expensive since Lybia/japan incidents... kinda sad that the entifre world is so dependant on a couple of countries ;V
Dust is everything. Hair, dead skin... aka lots of small stuff ;P
I,ve never been through anything like that either, and I don,t think i will if i continiue to live in Sweden... because NOTHING happends here.... completely quiet.
(btw the reason as to qhy my spelling is so messed up is that 8,m writing this on my phones and my hands are cramping up ;D)
I know the difference, I'm more of a nerd... but I'm also a geek ;/ I guess I'ma a bit of both... ;D I'm not too sure about "geektastic" but... yeah.... I'm nerdalicious D;?
Ugh.. speaking of attacking animals I think the dust rats in my room are organizing for an attack, yesterdays attempt to wipe their army of the surface of the planet faild' D;
Do you ever have that problem ?
I'm not really paying for it, it's my gift for passing school, and staying out of trouble x) This is one of the times when I'm glad that I'm a nerd instead of a sport jock :D
What kind of jobs are those? like a travel guide? a flight attendant? I prefer working for like 3 moths and then take some vacation and then travel :D
Good thing, survival of the fittest! If you get beaten by a bird I would lol :D
You only feel uncomfortable if your're in the wrong company!
Yeah, Jeans and a T-shirt is good enough for me when I'm going to school, hanging out with friends etc.
Oooh, I don't know.... how about ... traveling... I am going to someplace warm this spring, either Thailand or Spain :D