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OH HAI GAIS!!!! Well I'm an incredibly friendly person I excel in shop classes and blowing shit up, I love Guns and has a small Armory in my safe (all registered..... hopefully) I suck at Math, decent in Chemistry and again I like to blow shit up, I suck at Logic and Im afraid of China, let me rephrase that I'M TERRIFIED OF CHINA they have nuke's and sht!!!what better way to gain respect, plus they start their morning's with a large bowl of LEAD... now thats tough.

Simple combination of Coke+Mentos+ducttape+regular gunpowder mixed with a part of tar/compressed phosphorus powder+trigerring Mechanism such as a lighter head and pvc pipe=a Happy Happy New Year.

Fulminated Mercury amazing substance very interesting, incredibly easy to make, well almost easy anyway almost died inhaling the fumes.
LINK= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkYmeGTI6eU
I got the mercury from a bunch of old termometers

Im very Gullible, you can even trick me in giving you money probably.....
been scammed several times, I have a huge body aka fat my IQ is 104 hmm (Forrest Gump has an IQ of 75) just below the average mark, I love to sit on park benches and wait for cyclists to crash.
I may be big but i don't fight, I don't even know how to fight, between me and a crippled midget you should bet on the midget, I do watch UFC and various other shows like it, i try to mimic them but I end up hurting myself >_<.

Im a wimp when it comes to standing up for what I believe in and I have a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy long patience, hell I waited 3 weeks for a scheduled electrician and in the end I ended up having a chat with him over some coffee and biscuits, we talked about the weather... it was nice.

* Hell no I will not make these substances for any one else I make it myself I use it Myself, that way I have some sort of control over the chaos that I have created, plus its hella dangerous.

Next Project: fireballs and apple bombs made with real apples


*NocturnalDevil is a GOD... not the God but A God.
*Relax feel Calm Relax its a nice Day today.
*baking soda or baking powder hmmmmm.....
*Pool is a racist game the white ball always bullies the colored balls.
*hmmmmmm fortune cookies
*Bowling is a racist game too, colored balls bullying WHITE pins with RED NECKS
*better take out the trash
*CALM DOWN!!!!!!! .............ITS ONLY THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
*breakfast is ready........ WTF is this its...its....... ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
*you should be studying for your recitation tomorrow.
*2girls1cup the greatest show on earth??!!
*I can see my house from here..... I have Google Earth.
*owwww I failed again 3 out of 5 not bad....not bad at all
*LOL
*Better read that Manga now.
*ever wonder where that bruise came from? apparently you have been abducted by aliens.
*HOLY F@#K I SUCK AT POKER
*I have to buy that limited Edition DVD.
*hmmmm PSP limited Edition God of War series delicious...
*My friend wanted to hang himself but ropes are expensive T_T
*Champorado ripped my hand off ouch... I think he's from asia better hope not China.
*WTF!!!! Oatmeal Panda Owns!!!
BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KLEPTOCRACY

Thank God Im BACK!!!!!!! I was sucked into the world of /b/tards!!!!!!! the horror that I have seen can never be explained by words, I had to survive by eating 404'd images and Failed Posts!!!!!! OMG it was like Limbo with a slice of lime, I met so much weird beings, a failure who wins in failing, a bear that LOVES kids and a flying shark, tank, anti-tank, dead giraffe gore gore gore and a guy that actually skull fuked a skul......lI hope I return there someday!!!!!!!