If You Found a Death Note in Real Life, What Would You Do With It?

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

I love how 95% of all answers here are just random bullshit...classic MAL

Jul 9, 2014 11:45 AM

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Kokko

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

Daddy never loved me

Jul 9, 2014 11:46 AM

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T3hSource

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Write the name of certain math teacher who's a dickbag.

And burn it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:48 AM

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Kayaba-

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Definitely pick it up, I don't want some fool to get their hands on it. I'd wait a month for a Shinigami to show up and have a nice chat over some apples before returning it on a favorable condition or two, or burning it. If none appear, then I'll put it in the shelf with the other Death Note in my house already.

Jul 9, 2014 11:50 AM

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Jyupita

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Burn it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:51 AM

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Jyupita said:
Burn it.

how will they arrest you? i mean how can they trace a magical book back to anyone. also how could they get enough evidence to convict you?

Just because you know how to use a torrent does not give you the god given right to pirate.

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Jul 9, 2014 11:52 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9VIF_CWV2s

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Changing my answer.

I'd use it to kill off Kineta's blouse, because it is disturbingly hard to get off in this tree outside her house when shes just reading with her clothes on.

Jul 9, 2014 11:53 AM

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

It's all fun and games until someone's waifu is insulted.

Jul 9, 2014 11:54 AM

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fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Jul 9, 2014 11:55 AM

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Zergneedsfood said:
Considering the OP is just a silly question, it's not surprising. If anything, I think saying that one would kill people because they committed heinous crimes is just as bullshit as people saying anything else.

At least other people are saying amusing things.

Its not a silly question.

Death Note is one of the most popular anime/manga out there and I bet that everyone who has watched it thought about what he/she would do in such situation.

And I dont think that "I'd draw dicks in it" is any amusing.

How is my response bullshit btw?

Jul 9, 2014 11:57 AM

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Kolnikov said:

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Fuck i love the lion king.

[quote=wolowizard]

Jul 9, 2014 12:00 PM

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I'd see if I could kill tatsuya from mahouka with it. He'd probably win though.

Jul 9, 2014 12:01 PM

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Zergneedsfood said:
Because people who think they think they can cast the ultimate judgment on people they've never seen from behind a computer are just being morally presumptuous.

now THAT is bullshit.

The only way to purify this world is to unleash holy fire on those who would dare threaten to defile it. Don't tell me you would pass up an oppurtunity like that. It would just be foolish and irresponsible to do any less.

and dick jokes are lame btw

Jul 9, 2014 12:02 PM

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If the question wasn't already silly, the responses have certainly made it silly.

And dick jokes may be lame, but that doesn't mean they aren't obligatory.

Jul 9, 2014 12:03 PM

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Many world leaders and business owners would find themselves dead after all a global crisis would be interesting to see

IRC- LoliGod

Jul 9, 2014 12:03 PM

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Kokko

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Kolnikov said:

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Americans.

Jul 9, 2014 12:04 PM

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pLaguE_

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kokkoderrisch said:

Kolnikov said:

F-fuck you.

Jul 9, 2014 12:06 PM

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kokkoderrisch said:

antonn said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.

It's not just overrated, it's bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9VIF_CWV2s

Jul 9, 2014 12:06 PM

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[quote=SolviteSekai][quote=Kolnikov]

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Fuck i love the lion king.

You love Lion King and hate Democrats? That's how it should be :)

Fuck, I don't know how to quote anymore.

Jul 9, 2014 12:07 PM

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It's a pretty awful power to have if you don't have any grudges/complexes that need addressing.

Guess sell my ability to kill with it to the highest bidders since I just want some money out of this shit.

Jul 9, 2014 12:08 PM

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I personally think we should all draw dicks in this thread.

Nobody should have to ashamed of their desire to draw dicks.

Jul 9, 2014 12:10 PM

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Zergneedsfood said:

hybreezy said:
It's a pretty awful power to have if you don't have any grudges/complexes that need addressing.

Guess sell my ability to kill with it to the highest bidders since I just want some money out of this shit.

Make sure when you exchange those dollah bills that you don't give out your real name. :3

I'd figure out something...maybe...

Jul 9, 2014 12:13 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9VIF_CWV2s

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Jyupita said:

You should change the topic name to "Who wants to get arrested?"

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Jul 9, 2014 12:14 PM

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wolowizard said:

Jyupita said:

You should change the topic name to "Who wants to get arrested?"

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Light did, twice.

Jul 9, 2014 12:15 PM

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antonn said:

Light did, twice.

I dont think that we have such a smart detective like L on this planet, therefore you wouldnt get in trouble.

Jul 9, 2014 12:15 PM

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antonn said:

wolowizard said:

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Light did, twice.

because he is a retard. dont do anything risky and you wont get caught. it is a magic book what jury will ever believe that you can kill people just by writing a name in a book

Jul 9, 2014 12:16 PM

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nice to see this is a death note spoilers thread

Jul 9, 2014 12:16 PM

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Wipe my ass with it.

"One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle."

Jul 9, 2014 12:17 PM

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LemanRuss said:
Wipe my ass with it.

you really want to commit suicide?

Jul 9, 2014 12:18 PM

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LemanRuss said:
Wipe my ass with it.

What if your shitstain spells your name and you were thinking of how smexy your own face isn't while wiping your ass?

You'd be dead.

Jul 9, 2014 12:18 PM

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announce that i have it, sell fake pages, and then murder all my enemies

Jul 9, 2014 12:21 PM

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SolviteSekai said:
nice to see this is a death note spoilers thread

If you havent seen this epic masterpiece yet then its your own fault and I dont even care.

Jul 9, 2014 12:22 PM

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SolviteSekai said:

LemanRuss said:
Wipe my ass with it.

you really want to commit suicide?

I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle

Jul 9, 2014 12:22 PM

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I'd kill the one that created this thread. And kill death itself.

P.S: And under the wrong subforum.

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Jul 9, 2014 12:23 PM

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hybreezy said:

SolviteSekai said:

you really want to commit suicide?

I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle

No I think you missed the joke, a la you put shit on the paper, effectively targetting yourself.

I thought it was pretty exceptional.

Jul 9, 2014 12:25 PM

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SolviteSekai said:

I thought it was pretty exceptional.

Yeah it's unfortunate for the rest of us you feel this way about nearly all your posts actually

Jul 9, 2014 12:25 PM

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hybreezy said:

SolviteSekai said:

I thought it was pretty exceptional.

Yeah it's unfortunate for the rest of us you feel this way about nearly all your posts actually

Rude.

Jul 9, 2014 12:26 PM

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SolviteSekai said:

hybreezy said:

I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle

No I think you missed the joke, a la you put shit on the paper, effectively targetting yourself.

I thought it was pretty exceptional.

For a moment there I thought we'd sync'd or something.

I now see that this was not the case.

Jul 9, 2014 12:28 PM

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