| All fine and dandy as i was taking a shower.. then BAM BIG ass spider comes crawling out from behind this plastic thing It was all slow at first all i saw was the legs I say i got out of there pretty quick. Worst shower ever. |
| freaky. i would probably had a shock over it but theres no big spiders in finland thank god. what did you do? call some place or brought the flamethrower? |
| I pulled out the flamethrower. |
| why in hell didnt you keep it as a pet? i mean, how cool wouldnt it be to have a sign on your door "beware of the spider" |
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| same thing happens in this movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099052/ The girl is taking a shower and the big spider is crawling along the shower head hose and hits the water and slides between her boobs, and then proceeds to be washed down the drain. Nice copying. |
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mushwars said: same thing happens in this movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099052/ The girl is taking a shower and the big spider is crawling along the shower head hose and hits the water and slides between her boobs, and then proceeds to be washed down the drain. Nice copying. Hey asshole. Thats why i said it was "Just like the horror films" |
| I remember one time the lights went out when I was showering. The worse thing is, the door is across the room so I had to walk through the darkness. ;___; Found a towel though... |
Pineappledishes said: I remember one time the lights went out when I was showering. The worse thing is, the door is across the room so I had to walk through the darkness. ;___; Found a towel though... I had that happen to me once lol. But thankfully my mom brought a candle to the door. |
Pineappledishes[48.8% Male said: ]I remember one time the lights went out when I was showering. The worse thing is, the door is across the room so I had to walk through the darkness. ;___; Found a towel though... Happened to me also, was so scared about slipping that i almost slipped cause i was too careful :D |
| Lol, arachnophobes. |
| Ah... both has happened to me before..... the spider thing and the lights going out. First, our bath's pretty small... Just about enough space to take a shower in and that's it. Anyway. So I was going to take a shower, so I walked into the bath and closed the door behind me. Then I turn around and see a ginormous spider sitting right there!! ON THE FREAKING DOOR!!! I can't go out [because the spider's there] and I can't stay in there with that spider without going out of my mind. It was big, somewhere between the size of a dinner plate and a freaking stock exchange building. Finally I just grabbed the doorknob and made a run for it. Naked. The same thing pretty much happened when the lights went out. <_<;; Now... I make sure to kick the door a couple of times to shoo away whatever's behind it. =_= |
| Happened to me once when i was taking a dump,i shat myself |
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| I don't even wanna hear any of you pussy ass bitch faggots complain till you live in my house. Because we live fairly out into the woods, we get huge fucking bugs, and lots of them. Wood spiders are pretty uncool, did you know they can fly? Flying fucking spiders. Oh, but they're tame compared to THIS shit, which I just so happen to constantly have sneak into the bathroom and especially the shower. They love the damp, are fast as hell, and big enough to make me scream like ten little bitches on a little bitch boat.  fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. |
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| While i was reading StrangeBlackCat said: All fine and dandy as i was taking a shower.. then BAM BIG ass spider comes crawling out from behind this plastic thing It was all slow at first all i saw was the legs I say i got out of there pretty quick. Worst shower ever. Sounds like something I would see on MLIA lol. |
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mightykid218 said: I don't even wanna hear any of you pussy ass bitch faggots complain till you live in my house. Because we live fairly out into the woods, we get huge fucking bugs, and lots of them. Wood spiders are pretty uncool, did you know they can fly? Flying fucking spiders. Oh, but they're tame compared to THIS shit, which I just so happen to constantly have sneak into the bathroom and especially the shower. They love the damp, are fast as hell, and big enough to make me scream like ten little bitches on a little bitch boat. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fucking pansy. Also, lol at it being labelled as silverfish. That's a centipede of the family Scutigeridae (also known as house centipedes) |
mightykid218 said: I don't even wanna hear any of you pussy ass bitch faggots complain till you live in my house. Because we live fairly out into the woods, we get huge fucking bugs, and lots of them. Wood spiders are pretty uncool, did you know they can fly? Flying fucking spiders. Oh, but they're tame compared to THIS shit, which I just so happen to constantly have sneak into the bathroom and especially the shower. They love the damp, are fast as hell, and big enough to make me scream like ten little bitches on a little bitch boat. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. OMG EW. I almost screamed at the pic -_-" |
| ;_; it's completely fucking harmless! |
Beef_Whistle said: Kurtz said: mightykid218 said: I don't even wanna hear any of you pussy ass bitch faggots complain till you live in my house. Because we live fairly out into the woods, we get huge fucking bugs, and lots of them. Wood spiders are pretty uncool, did you know they can fly? Flying fucking spiders. Oh, but they're tame compared to THIS shit, which I just so happen to constantly have sneak into the bathroom and especially the shower. They love the damp, are fast as hell, and big enough to make me scream like ten little bitches on a little bitch boat. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fucking pansy. Also, lol at it being labelled as silverfish. That's a centipede of the family Scutigeridae (also known as house centipedes) Fuckin nerd I can live with that. |
| Ohh butterfly feelings in my stomach. I'd go apeshit. |
| I really didnt need to read this thread. |
"I'm starting to think mal is run by Xinil generating electricity on a bicycle." - idklol |
| woa fucked up thing just happened to me in the bathroom i was taking a shower and when im done, thinking about nothing, i look at the windows.... and there were those hands appearing on my right window and a smilie on my left scared me to death there |
mightykid218 said: O_O I don't even wanna hear any of you pussy ass bitch faggots complain till you live in my house. Because we live fairly out into the woods, we get huge fucking bugs, and lots of them. Wood spiders are pretty uncool, did you know they can fly? Flying fucking spiders. Oh, but they're tame compared to THIS shit, which I just so happen to constantly have sneak into the bathroom and especially the shower. They love the damp, are fast as hell, and big enough to make me scream like ten little bitches on a little bitch boat. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! |
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