| Ok. This is admittingly a more experimental thread, so it could go south or north reallllllly quick, but oh well. Protaku is bored. Basically, I came across this idea from a meme a while back, and greatly expanded on it. You are given 20$, and from this 20$, you are entrusted to build your ideal partner in life. If you already have a partner/mate, humor yourself and give them your ideal qualities. From this following list from the "Workshop", you're going to spend these 20$ on qualities you'd like to have in your wife husband partner in life. Obviously, more ideal qualities will cost more, and assume the near worst case scenario if you don't buy a particular quality, so if you deny purchasing the "Pretty Face" quality, your partner will erm, not be that attractive per say, but can be balanced out by giving them a good body at least since it's cheaper. Whatever, go for it MALers. **You have 20$ to spend**Choose wisely** 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 4. No Kids -$5 5. Big Ass and Boobs/Abs -$4 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 8. Loves Sex -$3 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 12. Great Fashion Sense -$1 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 14. Loves Cleaning and Good At It -$1 Assume every positive thing not listed here is already built in, and no matter how hard you try, you will not be able to build a perfect partner. This is representative of reality. And plz, have mercy MAL. |
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| Oh, and for me personally, I'd go with #'s 1, 2, 3, 7, and 11. But that's just me. |
I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it |
| **You have 20$ to spend**Choose wisely** 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 Ayy, I would spend the last $1 on condoms or smth. Okay, maybe 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 |
| 1. Pretty Face -6$ 3. Loyal -5$ 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent -3$ (don't care about educated or not) 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 12. Great Fashion Sense -$1 Preferably with Asian blood. |
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| $20 is not enough to build anyone good, especially if we assume the worst case for anything we don't pick. I'll leave the room and buy something to eat with the money on my way home. |
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| 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ Seems alright. |
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| While interesting I see this getting turned into a listing thread and locked =S. |
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amazingbrian said: I Didn't want to spend all my money yo.Rasco said: 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ Seems alright. You picked 7 but you only spent $19 |
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| Protaku, stop using your vivid imagination where it doesn't need to be. |
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| Can you all just start wearing condoms, wow. |
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| I'd need $30 to build a perfect partner with those costs. |
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| f you think about it in the reverse: **You have 20$ to spend on removing the following traits* *Choose wisely** 1. Ugly face -6$ 2. Has STDs -5$ 3. Unfaithful to you -5$ 4. Has lots of kids -$5 You'd definitely need to remove 1 - 4, but that's going over budget already... i'm only 18... no time to raise somebody else's family, especially if they have some of these qualities: 5. Small ass and boobs/ abs -$4 6. Dishonest liar -$3 7. Retarded and unqualified -3$ 8. Hates Sex -$3 9. No similar interests or tastes -$2 10. Extremely needy and greedy -$2 11. Hates cooking and sucks at it -$1 12. Terrible fashion sense -$1 13. Their family and friends hate you -$1 14. Hates cleaning and sucks at it -$1 |
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amazingbrian said: I know I like living on the edge! And yeah wtf happened to your post? o.ORasco said: I Didn't want to spend all my money yo. man, you're not getting your bang for your buck though also my post disappeared |
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Astros477 said: While interesting I see this getting turned into a listing thread and locked =S. While this is more or less listing your thoughts, and everyone is leaving justifications, if this thread get's locked for listing early on I will take it up with the mod for once. And Tachii is not online so we have hope. somethingweird said: 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 6. Honest -$3 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 I have $5 leftovers...can I spend it on other qualities like caring and considerate, reliable and funny? Spend it girl! Everything else positive that's not listed is already built in. |
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Protaku94 said: Shhh his name is like a bat signal. Though question does "No Kids" mean they don't want to have kids or they don't already have kids.And Tachii is not online so we have hope. |
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| Hmm off the top of my head I'd go with this set up. Oo just noticed this is the same as someone else but I threw cooking in there, I gotta eat yo. Also same as OP, I should pay more attention before I post 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 |
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| I cant believe I have to pay just so they dont have STD's *grumbles* Probably Go with 2, 5, 6 ,7, 8 and 9 |
| I've been here way too long... |
Involtus said: f you think about it in the reverse: **You have 20$ to spend on removing the following traits* *Choose wisely** 1. Ugly face -6$ 2. Has STDs -5$ 3. Unfaithful to you -5$ 4. Has lots of kids -$5 You'd definitely need to remove 1 - 4, but that's going over budget already... i'm only 18... no time to raise somebody else's family, especially if they have some of these qualities: 5. Small ass and boobs/ abs -$4 6. Dishonest liar -$3 7. Retarded and unqualified -3$ 8. Hates Sex -$3 9. No similar interests or tastes -$2 10. Extremely needy and greedy -$2 11. Hates cooking and sucks at it -$1 12. Terrible fashion sense -$1 13. Their family and friends hate you -$1 14. Hates cleaning and sucks at it -$1 This made me lol. But I deliberately made you unable to afford the first 4, because in life, you will more than likely never find the ideal partner with the ideal traits, and those 4 would probably be the most desired. (unreversed). I'll let her have kids from before, provided she doesn't have STDs already, but that's just me. Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made. |
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| Damn it, 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 |
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TheConquerer said: I cant believe I have to pay just so they dont have STD's *grumbles* Probably Go with 2, 5, 6 ,7, 8 and 9 In my original version, I gave you 25$ but also threw in a lot more options you'd feel obligated to buy like "Has no mental and physical defects" and "Has no criminal history", but that wouldn't be any fun so I toned it down. Now it's just up to choose between Has a Pretty Face, is Loyal, No STDs, and No Kids. Most people seem to be choosing 3 of these while sacrificing another which is what I had in mind. |
I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it |
| Smh, by being bloody brilliant myself I can make this bitch near perfection herself. The similar interests one covers 8, 14, 12, 11, and 7(as a lot of my interests require quite a freaking lot of intelligence to be interested in) so I'm sorted. So with that in mind: 1, 2, 3, 9, 10. |
| Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 That's all I really ask, but as for extras since I have the money: No STDs -5$ Loyal -5$ Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 The remaining $5 will be spent on a milkshake to share or something. |
Protaku94 said: TheConquerer said: I cant believe I have to pay just so they dont have STD's *grumbles* Probably Go with 2, 5, 6 ,7, 8 and 9 In my original version, I gave you 25$ but also threw in a lot more options you'd feel obligated to buy like "Has no mental and physical defects" and "Has no criminal history", but that wouldn't be any fun so I toned it down. Now it's just up to choose between Has a Pretty Face, is Loyal, No STDs, and No Kids. Most people seem to be choosing 3 of these while sacrificing another which is what I had in mind. I'm glad life doesnt operate this way, If I had to chose a partner based on the 20 doller method I'd be screwed since I dont have any cash. |
| I've been here way too long... |
| No STDs -5$ Loyal -5$ Honest -$3 Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 I suppose this is what I would probably go with in this scenario. |
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| Also, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. |
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Protaku94 said: You saved yourself the wrath of the SJWs good call.Also, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. |
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Protaku94 said: Also, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. That's racist. |
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Protaku94 said: It's good to keep note of the demographics on the site. ouo)bAlso, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. |
Protaku94 said: Also, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. Naw man, females on the internet are all males. TheConquerer said: I'm glad life doesnt operate this way, If I had to chose a partner based on the 20 doller method I'd be screwed since I dont have any cash. I hear you... |
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| The pricing would be more realistic if it increased exponentially with every subsequent trait after the first 2 or 3. |
Plate said: The pricing would be more realistic if it increased exponentially with every subsequent trait after the first 2 or 3. I don't think buying parts to create your partner with only 20 bucks is realistic in any way. |
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PurpleJaeden said: So the money is the only unrealistic aspect of the scenario to you? =pI don't think buying parts to create your partner with only 20 bucks is realistic in any way. |
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Astros477 said: PurpleJaeden said: So the money is the only unrealistic aspect of the scenario to you? =pI don't think buying parts to create your partner with only 20 bucks is realistic in any way. No, everything is, but I guess it looked like I put the emphysis there. |
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Protaku94 said: Whatever, go for it MALers. **You have 20$ to spend**Choose wisely** 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 4. No Kids -$5 5. Big Ass and Boobs/Abs -$4 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 8. Loves Sex -$3 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 12. Great Fashion Sense -$1 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 14. Loves Cleaning and Good At It -$1 1 - Pretty face: $6 - Always nice 3 - Loyal: $5 - I get jealous 6 - Honest: $3 - Can't stand people lying to be polite or for any other reason 7 - Intelligent: $3 - Well I'm not marrying a dog 9 - Similar Interests and Tastes: $2 - Lots more fun than sex 13 - Their Family and Friends Adore You$1 - Very nice 2&8 - She don't need to love sex if she's got crabs. Besides I'm not all that into sex myself. 11 - She don't need to cook. I cook and I love doin it. 14 - I just think people who enjoy cleaning are annoying. 12 - You don't need great fashion sense to dress all in black and look hot. 5 - Big boob, ass? Like I need that shit, you didn't list nothing about her voice and that's the sexiest damn part, so she's got that. 4 - So she's got a kid? Great! We'll make another one and call it a day. 10 - Needy? Greedy? Its called a woman, dude, get used to it I win bitch. I win |
Muan142Mar 21, 2015 6:42 PM
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Consequent said: Protaku94 said: Also, a fun fact, this thread was originally called "Build-a-woman: The Workshop" but I changed when i realized there are more females on MAL than I originally thought. That's racist. I"m realllllly curious what qualities you'd buy, Ms. Nanet |
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| Cool thread. 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 8. Loves Sex -$3 13. Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1 |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
Protaku94 said: Alright, let's face it: A pretty Face and at least a non-obesse Figure is something I would consider as a very strong Point to get attracted in the very first Place.**You have 20$ to spend**Choose wisely** 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 14. Loves Cleaning and Good At It -$1 No STDs and being loyal should be essential. I neither want to risk getting sick, nor do I want someone that betrays me. "Doesn't Ask for Much" aka no Gold Diggers. The Rest are optional. While "Their Family and Friends Adore You -$1" would be nice as well, in the daily Life, 11.+14. seem like the better Choices. I mean, it's not like I would leave the whole Work to my potential Partner, but it's more reassuring if she would have Qualities in those Fields and I could help her. |
| BUmp because I want my eastern peeps to tell me their choices |
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| here we go 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 = $19 I don't need to explain STDs and loyalty. Honesty is important, I wouldn't want a lying partner. Doesn't need to be necessarily 'educated' if by educated you mean having been gone to a university or school, but has to be generally not an idiot. Cooking is a big bonus in any relationship, and doesn't ask for much is just there because low maintenance. I'll use the leftover dollar to buy a condom from a machine. |
lemoncupMar 21, 2015 11:22 PM
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| Option #11 x 10 Option #14 x 10 It doesn't even need to look humanoid just a robot that can clean and cook for 20 bucks that's a great deal. |
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| 1, 2, 6, 7, 10, 11 goddamn op this was hard lol nice job |
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| goodlookin -6$ No STDs -5$ Honest -$3 An honest person will probably be loyal Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 I cant cook |
| 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 6. Honest -$3 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 That actually took me a total of 30 seconds to complete. |
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| 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 Im not too satisfied with this. The odd money amounts made it so i couldnt just pick what i wanted. Not asking for much isnt so crucial because i could put effort into a relationship but i thought it was better than some of the more housewife sounding things i dont need. STDs could be taken away depending on the type since some are just temporary. Id rather her to not have a kid but couldnt ad that. Also pretty faces alternatiive should be average not an ugly face then i could have taken that away. No fair, i feel like im cutting myself short. :( |
traed said: 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 9. Similar Interests and Tastes-$2 10. Doesn’t Ask For Much -$2 Im not too satisfied with this. The odd money amounts made it so i couldnt just pick what i wanted. Not asking for much isnt so crucial because i could put effort into a relationship but i thought it was better than some of the more housewife sounding things i dont need. STDs could be taken away depending on the type since some are just temporary. Id rather her to not have a kid but couldnt ad that. Also pretty faces alternatiive should be average not an ugly face then i could have taken that away. No fair, i feel like im cutting myself short. :( Well. . . that's pretty much life lol. Some girls/guys will have qualities the other's don't, and it's up to you to big which you'd prefer to have in your partner. And I still ended up taking out a lot of options you'd feel obligated to pick like "No Mental/Physical defects " and "No Criminal History", and the ones I left in were more or less left up to personal choice. Though it seems most people don't care if their partner already has several kids lmfao. |
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| 1. Pretty Face -6$ 2. No STDs -5$ 3. Loyal -5$ 7. Intelligent and/or Educated -3$ 11. Loves Cooking and Good At It -$1 First off, I have to be able to wake up next to them and think she is beautiful. If I cannot simply do that, then I will always wish for something else. No STDs please...c'mon...I want us to both live long. I want to be loyal. I've always been a strong advocate for loyalty. I hate having my back being turned on, especially when I expect there to be support between us. I don't want a dumb person. There should be intelligent conversations between us. She should be able to make her own sound and independent decisions apart from mine. I love eating all sorts of food. I'm fine with a decent cook, but if she can cook well then I'll be really happy. I'm also a pretty good cook, so it'd be fun to cook with her. Plus, we should both be able to love food. |
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