Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu (The Vampire Dies in No Time)

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Synonyms: KyuuShi

Japanese: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ

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Type: TV

Episodes: 12

Status: Finished Airing

Aired: Oct 4, 2021 to Dec 20, 2021

Premiered: Fall 2021

Broadcast: Mondays at 23:00 (JST)

Producers: Frontier Works, Marvelous Entertainment, Pony Canyon, Studio Mausu, Hakuhodo DY Music & Pictures, Akita Shoten, BS11, Kadokawa Media House

Licensors: Funimation

Studios: Madhouse

Source: Manga

Genres: Comedy, Supernatural

Themes: Adult Cast, Gag Humor, Vampire

Demographic: Shounen

Duration: 23 min. per ep.

Rating: PG-13 - Teens 13 or older

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Score: 7.27¹ (scored by 33,264 users)

¹ indicates a weighted score.

Ranked: #2962²

² based on the top anime page. Please note that 'Not yet aired' and 'R18+' titles are excluded.

Popularity: #2203

Members: 90,799

Favorites: 566

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7.27

Ranked #2962Popularity #2203Members 90,799

Episodes: /12

Synopsis

Vampires are known to have many weaknesses that balance out their incredible power, but the vampire lord Draluc happens to be weak to pretty much anything.

The vampire hunter Ronald receives a job to infiltrate the castle of the so-called "Invincible Progenitor" and rescue a woman's son from the monster within. But upon arriving, he is dumbfounded to discover that the vampire quickly turns to ash by something as trivial as a clap of his hands! Moreover, the child he was sent to save had merely wandered in to play the vampire lord's video games while he slept!

In a disastrous turn of events, Draluc's castle is destroyed, and the fragile vampire decides to move in with the hunter who has only just defeated him. Ronald, Draluc, and the vampire's pet armadillo John form quite the eccentric team as they are forced to work together while fending off Ronald's violent editor, the lesser vampires plaguing the city, and even their fellow vampire hunters.

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Characters & Voice Actors

John

Main

Tamura, Mutsumi
Japanese

Draluc

Main

Fukuyama, Jun
Japanese

Ronald

Main

Furukawa, Makoto
Japanese

Hinaichi

Supporting

Hioka, Natsumi
Japanese

Handa, Tou

Supporting

Matsuoka, Yoshitsugu
Japanese

Satetsu

Supporting

Hosoya, Yoshimasa
Japanese

Fukuma

Supporting

Toki, Shunichi
Japanese

Maria

Supporting

Hikasa, Youko
Japanese

Tsujigiri, Nagiri

Supporting

Seki, Toshihiko
Japanese

Y-dan Ojisan

Supporting

Inoue, Kazuhiko
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Oowada, Tomoyuki

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Ogata, Mitsuhiro

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Nanbara, Mitsuhiro

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Yoshida, Yuuki

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Opening Theme

"DIES IN NO TIME" by Jun Fukuyama

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Ending Theme

"Strangers" by TRD

Reviews

Apr 17, 2023

i-loathe-sasuke

Recommended

I highly recommend this series for viewers who are bored of dumb teenagers, hate cheesy drama or edgy action, like to see some good trolling as well as wacky characters and don't mind some lewd jokes.

I must admit it is difficult to pass on first few goofy episodes but you will get your hilarious reward soon later with new character introductions.

Episodes with three parts are easy to digest and intriguing with vast colorful and silly characters. Nobody is trying to bond with others, everyone is a diq, no corny friendship drama in the middle of a faqin comedy, pure repulsive behaviour.

It could ...

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Dec 28, 2021

Jozuwa-_-

Mixed Feelings

Alright, gotta be honest right of the bat, I'm bias to Comedy Anime so my rating for this is quite forgiving (Also because of the Almighty John!). But I do have to be fair and judge it base on overall quality as a Comedy Anime.

I'm surprise that I ended up liking this by the end cause, I was so dismayed early-on as they immediately jumped into just doing random sketches/bits before a proper world-building. And while I understand that comedy Anime like this don't need a plot, it can help make connecting to characters easier if there's a world that's been properly built around them ...

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Apr 16, 2024

Kaikaidou

Not Recommended

What do you get when a comedy anime doesn't know how to make a joke? A bad show and also The Vampire Dies in No Time.

The beginning of a review is where I would usually put a plot synopsis, but in trying to summarize the plot, I realized that The Vampire Dies in No Time doesn't really have one. Well, it does... in the way that Captain Planet has a story, but it's one that loses all importance after the first episode. Think of the story as more of a way to get the characters into silly situations than one to be thematically plotted. And ... hey, that's fine. It is a gag anime first and foremost. So if the story isn't the main focus, they must make up for it with the jokes, right? You can't have a comedy show without jokes, right? WRONG.

Well, to be fair if you find boob jokes and screaming loudly funny well then hoo boy are you in luck. I can sometimes find boob jokes funny, I'm not a stick in the mud all the time. Where it goes wrong however, is the fact that the author is so preoccupied with telling the same joke a million times over, that he doesn't have time (or should I say, can't be bothered) to come up with any new material. Repetition is the word of the day. When that man said The Vampire Dies in No Time, he meant The Vampire Dies in No Time. No exaggeration, the show repeats the same "Draluc dies at the smallest inconvenience" bit about 20 times per episode and it never gets any funnier than it was at the beginning, which wasn't all that funny to begin with. There's a reason that most comedies employ the rule of three. You're supposed to STOP at three. But alas, it's four minutes into the episode and Draluc has turned to ash for the 5th time this scene because he stubbed his toe on the wall or some stupid shit, and then I have to wait for the characters to make their exaggerated reactions and scream at the top of their lungs as my eyes glaze over and my pulse slows down to a crawl. It reads more like an annoying child who in making the class laugh once, has resorted to telling the same 3 jokes over and over again hoping it'll be as funny as it was the first time. Spoiler alert, it isn't and never was and the only reason people laughed at his joke in the first place was because they thought he had a developmental issue but now it's snowballed into something unstoppable. He's made a career out of it. I get that it's supposed to be a gimmick, THE gimmick, but when your gimmick is actively ruining my enjoyment of the show, you have a problem on your hands. It's worsened by how lazy it all is. Disregard the repetitiveness for one moment, but the joke itself, the joke they based their entire show on, wasn't changed or subverted once through the course of all 12 episodes. Most of the time, it doesn't even have a proper setup to lead into it. And the screaming too. Oh my god, don't even get me started on the screaming. Why is every second line delivered like the seiyuus are being stabbed in the recording booth? It's my number one pet peeve in comedies, because only unfunny people think screaming itself is funny. I'm sorry that's the truth. Go watch YouTube instead. I could've gotten the same enjoyment watching Kwebbelkop. I know comedy is subjective and I also know I just spent an entire paragraph shitting on it, but to those people who find this show funny, and I mean genuinely funny, don't ever make a joke around me.

If the comedy was the only bad thing about this show then I wouldn't have made this review, but the issues run far deeper. Take the characters for example, who were all incredibly shallow. That wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if the author knew how to explore stereotypes in an interesting and fun way, but oops, he doesn't. Almost every character, EVERY character reacts the same to every situation. It's like they have loose personalities, in that they have the vaguest groundwork as to what their personalities should be, but the author is allowed to change it at any given moment to make, what he thinks, is a funny joke. Every character is the straight man and the funny man simultaneously. Comedy does not work that way. It leads to the characters having one homogeneous ill-defined personality. Here's a question, what's the difference between any character apart from their appearance? That one guy likes armpit hair? Is that the extent of their characters? It comes to a point where the character specifically written to be boring and emotionless ends up being my favorite, and I use the term "favorite" very lightly, just by the fact that he, unlike everyone else, doesn't scream every line. Another fan favorite is John, who by all means, is incapable of being ruined by the author because he's an Armadillo who can't talk. I should also mention that I did enjoy the villains more than the main characters because they were written to be one-off characters with one gimmick. It at least makes them unique.

The animation isn't all that great, either. Yo, this is Madhouse? THE Madhouse? The Madhouse who's animating one of the smoothest-looking shows this season? Did they spend all their budget on their other airing show, Takt Op., and leave nothing leftover, or did they spend it all on the (admittedly banger) opening? I know this is a comedy show so it doesn't require the biggest budget, but when the script is so lacking, I needed something, anything to keep me focused. There isn't much animation at all; when there is, it's very lackluster. Other than that, the characters stay on model, which is more than I could say for other works. Madhouse clearly wanted to make money while spending as close to zero on the project. Either that or they just didn't have too much confidence in the source material. If so, fair. At the end of each episode, they would show this mock preview to get people excited for the next episode, and that's when the budget would kick in. On the part that's advertising the next episode, and the part most people would skip. Like, here's an idea, save it for the actual episode. I genuinely hope Madhouse or whoever commissioned this lost money for it. That's not even me being a hater- - no... it is. Not much else to say, just disappointing for such a big-name studio.

The music of the show is so forgettable that I'm not sure they even played music during the show. The reason I wanted to include this section however, is to give props to the voice actors. They went above and beyond with what they were given and it's a shame that they weren't in something better. Absolutely none of my unjustified vitriol of this show goes to them. They are victims as much as me, but at least they got a bag.

4. 4 times. I fell asleep a total of 4 times watching this. Like, I wasn't even watching the show late or anything, it would be 4:00 pm, I did nothing all day and I would still fall asleep. Not even their constant screaming could keep me awake. At a certain point, it just became white noise. There was nothing to keep my attention, not the lazy jokes, not the lazy animation, not even the borderline non-existent characters. Who would've thought? If this were my first foray into comedy anime, I'd steer clear of all the others. I wouldn't recommend anyone watch The Vampire Dies in No Time. No, it doesnt even belong in the so-bad-its-good category because it isn't that, it's just boring. And the 4 hours and something minutes I watched the show for, I will never get back, and I will have to live with that for the rest of my life. Go watch 4-nin wa Sorezore Uso wo Tsuku instead.

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