Ranked #4571

Catblue: Dynamite

Catblue: Dynamite is one of those shows that come along that will be memorable to me for how bad it does something. In this case it’s acting and to a lesser degree animation. It also fails as a period piece as well, for reasons I will detail later. In the end though I am left wondering if this was really anime after all?

The story is set in the 1970s American underworld. A pair of buddies is given a tape that later turns out to have more significant meaning later. The two are ambushed in a coffee shop by a mysterious smoking woman and armed gunmen. At this point our cat eared heroine appears to save the day. Though at first you’re going to be pretty confused as to why she’s got cat ears and a tail and why her friend walks through walls and people it all starts to make sense in no time. There is lots of gunplay and martial arts style action that will remind you of 70s action films. Uh well bad 70s action films that is.

Catblue tries to bring back nostalgia for the 70s decade. I suppose people who know little about the decade besides the common stereotypes will be snookered into believing this is authentic. Just because you dress the characters up in leisure suits, bell-bottoms, afros, and drop in a few disco balls and classic American muscle cars doesn’t make it the 70s. About the only thing that does feel authentic is some of the background music. Sometimes I don’t even think they even tried that hard either, as some of the dialogue (a J-Lo reference 25 years too soon) is definitely out of place. Even the title is corny, taking a popular catch phrase from the decade, "Dynomite" and just dropping it in the name as if that is supposed to give it extra credibility.

The characters are the sole bright spot if you can call them that. Blue, the feline turned human heroine is fleshed out well enough to be mildly interesting. They tell us how she got to be the way she is and what her motivations are. Though there is nothing ever resolved in terms of her own storyline. The ghost John Doe probably has a perfect name, since we learn basically nothing about him either and is completely unknown from a character standpoint. The two friends Robert and Bill are just as uninspired as their names suggest. They are basically caricatures of Italian and black stereotypes.

Animation... where do I begin? Oh yeah, well it’s really shitty. Everything is CG and I imagine it would have looked fabulous, like 10 years ago. Except this was made in 2006. The motion is pretty fluid and some of the backgrounds and the vehicles look pretty good but characters are very inconsistent to downright bad. The style just doesn’t appeal to me at all and is not attractive. It looks...fake. Now that might seem like a bad word to use to describe animation but well it really shows that this was designed by a computer. That may or may not make sense to any of you but it’s the only way I can describe it.

I have saved the best (I really mean worst) for last. Apparently this anime was only produced in English. I have heard some horrible English dubs before and at first I thought that’s what this was. Since that’s not the case and this was the way it really was intended to be seen then I have to say this is the worst script, dialogue, acting combination maybe in the history of film. I really hope these actors are never employed again... ever. If their performances did not make me cringe so much they would have been hilarious. Nowhere is this more noticeable than when Blue is pulling a metal stake from her body... wow lady you really suck as an actress. Please go back to waiting tables or doing phone sex.

I see nothing to recommend about this anime. If you like CG, catgirls, or even if you’re nostalgic about the 70s don’t bother to see this. Really, I'm not kidding.
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This was a very obscure show. While I was looking up info for this show, I found out that this was originally made in English with Japanese subtitles; I immediately went to look for it after that. So, for this review I obviously can’t mention how the Japanese track was since, as far as I know, there isn’t one. I believe this was meant to be a actual series, but it seems that they never got to make anymore, which is a shame since this show was actually good.

The story is very simple. This show is suppose to be taking place during the 70s, which you notice right away due to the show being presented as an old action movie of the times.

One word can describe the dialog: Cheesy. Yet, it works, which is the weird thing. There are plenty of expletives thrown all over the place. So, make sure the kiddies are not around. Again, the show was meant to be in the style of old 70s movies, which can explain the cheese. The acting is not exactly top grade, but it wasn’t painful. This was originally made in Japan, so you are not going to get the best English speaking actors. Most, not all, of the cast was good though. Blue was alright, I didn’t mind her. Bill and Robert were good. The only problem in my mind was John Doe. He was pretty hit-or-miss.

There have since been a good amount of shows that have used cell-shaded CG animation for their entire show. A good amount being action related. This show is one of the ones that make it work. The action scenes are very fluid. I can not stress that enough. It is pure eye-candy, especially the disco fight.

This show has style, which a lot of shows are missing now-a-days. I just wished they made more of it. It felt like there were somethings missing. There were a bunch of things that I would have loved for them to cover, especially Blue's past. This is show is worth a watch, if only just to laugh at the corny dialog.
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