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Sep 10, 2016
Mixed Feelings
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Your Name is the new Makoto Shinkai film that everyone has been hyping up for a few months now. I watched it and thought it was alright. Unfortunately, Makoto Shinkai decided to be a bit more experimental with the whole supernatural genre and created a movie that has time travel in it. I swear, I feel like the only things I've reviewed this year are all about time traveling. It's the new thing to get to the top 50 on MAL. Speaking about MAL, why the fuck is it sitting on the #1 spot?

The first half of the movie is a very cute ...
Mar 26, 2016
Mixed Feelings
Note: This is more of a "Thoughts on" than a review.

If you haven't heard of Boku Dake ga Inai Machi (Erased) by now, then I'm assuming that you either started anime yesterday or you don't visit biased websites that add shows onto their top 10 with only four episodes, because Erased is one of the most popular shows to come out in the past 2 years. Almost as popular as Fall 2015's One Punch Man. So with everyone praising Erased and holding it up as a flawless masterpiece, I decided to give my two cents on it.

Erased isn't really a bad show, but I ...
Dec 20, 2015
Do you ever feel like milking the shit out of something that's popular? No? Then you wouldn't relate to this crap. Attack on Chibi is a spin-off parody anime to one of the most popular shows ever made. It's done by a different studio, focusing more on comedy and having this chibi artform instead of the dark and greedy look that the original show has.

The show fails at everything. You would expect that a parody of Attack on Titan would succeeed at poking fun at it, while having some clever stuff thrown in. Instead, we have this show pandering towards fans for the sakes ...
Oct 26, 2015
Well, Trigger. What can I say? You guys did it again. You guys created another fucking masterpiece.

Note: This is honestly more of a "Thoughts on" than a review, but hush, let's just go with it.

Trigger is a pretty weird studio. They first pull out shit like Inferno Cop, then they actually try a bit harder (not hard enough) and end up with Kill la Kill. Well, Ninja Slayer is in the middle of those two. It doesn't have the low budget that Inferno Cop had (pretty close, though), but it didn't look better than Kill la Kill.

Ninja Slayer is basically yet another ...
Oct 2, 2015
Requiem (ONA) (Anime) add
I went into this expecting myself to laugh at this like other pretentious workes. *cough* Dreams *cough*

But this was actually a bit surprising. Don't get me wrong, I did laugh at first because that's what I expected, and all you see for the first minute is the same guy, butt-naked, having a little guy popping out of his ass. The music made it even funnier, but when it ended, I felt like a complete asshole for laughing.

It felt like it was, in a way, representing life backwards. I'm not gonna spoil what happens (this is literally 2 minutes, go watch it), but the ending interested ...
Sep 7, 2015
Sometimes you need a recap episode to remind the viewers of the important things from the past episodes that they might have forgotten by now. Gangsta 9.5 is a recap episode that serves no purpose to exist.

The recap mainly focuses in the beginning of the show (episodes 1-2), then a little bit of the middle episodes and the latest episodes. (episodes 5-9). It also gives a summary of EVERY character. No, I'm serious. Even the old woman that sells Worick his cigarettes gets a bit of information.

This recap is completely pointless and boring as all hell to watch. It feels like you're watching a ...
Jul 6, 2015
So now that Spring season basically ended, it's time to review anime. Plastic Memories is an anime by Aniplex about this Corporation that is known for taking back these robots with human emotions called "Giftia" once it is time to take them back.

Before we get right into Plastic Memories, I would like point out something about Aniplex.
Aniplex is known for working on Angels Beats and Anohana. Just by me mentioning those two, you pretty much know what to expect from Plastic Memories.
I thought Angel Beats was alright, but it's praised for having such a sad ending and many tragic moments. I found the ...
Jun 25, 2015
Seraph of the End is pretty much one of the most popular anime that came out this Spring season of 2015, so I'm gonna be reviewing it.
Seraph of the End is about a virus of vampires that, for no fucking reason, only affects people over the age of 13. We're introduced to our MC named Yu, who now wants to kill all vampires!! Let's jump right into it.
#jumpyreviews

After watching this show, all I can say is that it's a steaming pile of shit.
The story is actually really bad. After copy pasting the first Attack on Titan episode to this series, we get the ...
Jun 25, 2015
Mixed Feelings
Assassination Classroom is one the only anime that can have tentacles near middle school girls without being a hentai. It's like, this is the new challenge of the year. First this, now Splatoon.
Anyway, AssClass is a 22 episode anime about a mach 20 speed octopus who threatens to destroy Earth by the end of the school year. He's now a teacher in middle school, and his class has to assassinate him before he destroys Earth.
And people thought Pupa had a weird plot. Let's jump right into it.
#jumpyreviews

After finishing AssClass, I had very mixed feelings about it. It's not bad, but it really isn't ...
Jun 13, 2015
Mixed Feelings
If you have not watched the actual show and you planned on watching the recap instead, please don't do that. The recap is helpful, but the show is really good and fun to watch. This is episode 10.5. I recommend watching the recap after catching up to episode 10.

This recap pretty much reminds us of each little detail we need to know. For people that are very lost in the plot of the series, but are still enjoying the show, I recommend that you check this recap out. Not only does it remind you everything you need to know for the next two episodes, ...


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