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Sep 11, 2022
"From this moment on, my naughty virgin cow pussy is about to get messed up!"

Story: Senmu and Shachou are two fat bastards desperately trying to find a cute oblivious girl to work as their company's mascot and help with publicity. Already at the end of their ropes, they meet Nana-chan, a cute chubby waitress, who accepts the job offer in hopes of eventually becoming a celebrity and start living the good life. After trying on her cow outfit, she runs her mouth suggesting something a little bit sexier and end up being persuaded into shooting an adult video as an ad for the company, thinking it's her first test to the world of fame.

Art: The artstyle and lines look amazing on the girl, but everything else is simple and bland. Animation kind of works when it works, most of time is downright bad and way too stiff (lip synch in particular). One or maybe two good angles, most of them are completely trash—unless you like staring in the ass of an old fat motherfucker. There's also a lot of weird looped cuts with nothing in the background, almost as if there was supposed to be something there and they forgot to add (although some do have more than one angle)... or the animators screwed up the aspect ratio and then just zoomed out to fix it... or maybe the director just woke up that morning and thought he'd be the Michael Bay of black backgrounds.

Sound: Voices are horrible, Nana's too high pitched and annoying and the ugly bastards sound exactly what they look like they sound, which honestly, wouldn't be too much of a bother if they'd ever shut the fuck up. Sound effects are unexpectedly fucking good and I hate it, as it seems so difficult to find a hentai with some half decent sound effects and natural-sounding sloppy... flesh... uh... beating, I guess—you know, that good ol' *plap plap plap*. There's no music at all besides the ending credits, which is a recycled song that was also used on Shiawase nara Niku wo Morou.

Character: Nana's quite hot and cute, but has the personality of a wet piece of cardboard. The other two characters are fat old fucks desperate to get their hands on a young girl and that's double the enough reason for me to feel like shooting them in the face—or myself—with a 12ga.

Enjoyment: It drags. It drags so much and I think the biggest reasons are the disgusting pig never shutting up throughout the whole thing while I try to get off, the uncomfortable lack of sounds or music and the never-ending white transitions everywhere all the time, which sometimes feel like an eternity and always kills the pacing.

Overall: There's nothing here besides the cute girl, but even then she's really not worth the hassle, just look up some GIFs on Google and call it a day. But I mean, if you do like fat old men, I think maybe I would recommend hanging yourself. And as always, "if fapping a lot made you feel hungry, please go to Oxhorn for some meat and fill your bellies until you're satisfied as well"!
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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