Ushichichi Tabehoudai! The Animation

I am in the minor category actually love this hentai short. You get a bombshell beauty working at a bbq place and meets two old geezers looking for the next cow model of the year. They were going to do a normal commercial but the girl is too irresistible to not fondle. Then everything become an av instead.

The festishes has marked my marks and that is a perfect agenda of hentai. I would keep this if I can and that's not I do with any anime unless its that good for me really. Art style is on par, voice acting is good and I love ... evey moment. I read the source material(manga) and its well conveyed.

This is a rare gem in the 18+ anime. If there is a episode of this series or something else with the author and same studio, I'll defintely watch it with some hype. I don't really care less what people put theirs because I saw the episode before an entry here was added and enjoyed. I know this sounds strange but that how I feel.

10/10 for me and some

Ushichichi follows two guys as they find their new girl to represent their brand (basically a cow girl). They come up with the idea that the best way to promote their company was by making the newly hired cowgirl shoot a porn video with them. So a pretty bland story about some guys taking advantage of a stupid girl.

The art is horrible in this, all the characters are blob like with nearly no motion. At times it looks like just sliding pictures than something actually animated. Add on top of that we got the man guys being two old fat bastards that are kind of ... obnoxious.

To make things short and to the point, this is an awful hentai that everyone should skip. It doesn't offer anything of quality and is a step below if not several steps below other notoriously bad production companies like Queen Bee.

"From this moment on, my naughty virgin cow pussy is about to get messed up!"

Story: Senmu and Shachou are two fat bastards desperately trying to find a cute oblivious girl to work as their company's mascot and help with publicity. Already at the end of their ropes, they meet Nana-chan, a cute chubby waitress, who accepts the job offer in hopes of eventually becoming a celebrity and start living the good life. After trying on her cow outfit, she runs her mouth suggesting something a little bit sexier and end up being persuaded into shooting an adult video as an ad for the company, thinking ... it's her first test to the world of fame.

Art: The artstyle and lines look amazing on the girl, but everything else is simple and bland. Animation kind of works when it works, most of time is downright bad and way too stiff (lip synch in particular). One or maybe two good angles, most of them are completely trash—unless you like staring in the ass of an old fat motherfucker. There's also a lot of weird looped cuts with nothing in the background, almost as if there was supposed to be something there and they forgot to add (although some do have more than one angle)... or the animators screwed up the aspect ratio and then just zoomed out to fix it... or maybe the director just woke up that morning and thought he'd be the Michael Bay of black backgrounds.

Sound: Voices are horrible, Nana's too high pitched and annoying and the ugly bastards sound exactly what they look like they sound, which honestly, wouldn't be too much of a bother if they'd ever shut the fuck up. Sound effects are unexpectedly fucking good and I hate it, as it seems so difficult to find a hentai with some half decent sound effects and natural-sounding sloppy... flesh... uh... beating, I guess—you know, that good ol' *plap plap plap*. There's no music at all besides the ending credits, which is a recycled song that was also used on Shiawase nara Niku wo Morou.

Character: Nana's quite hot and cute, but has the personality of a wet piece of cardboard. The other two characters are fat old fucks desperate to get their hands on a young girl and that's double the enough reason for me to feel like shooting them in the face—or myself—with a 12ga.

Enjoyment: It drags. It drags so much and I think the biggest reasons are the disgusting pig never shutting up throughout the whole thing while I try to get off, the uncomfortable lack of sounds or music and the never-ending white transitions everywhere all the time, which sometimes feel like an eternity and always kills the pacing.

Overall: There's nothing here besides the cute girl, but even then she's really not worth the hassle, just look up some GIFs on Google and call it a day. But I mean, if you do like fat old men, I think maybe I would recommend hanging yourself. And as always, "if fapping a lot made you feel hungry, please go to Oxhorn for some meat and fill your bellies until you're satisfied as well"!

In brief, if you like lactating cow girls and nice ahegaos, "Ushichichi Tabehoudai!" is for you, granted that you're alright with older, less photogenic men. However, there are far uglier ones both mentally and physically in the grand scheme of things.

More in depth...

Story: 6. We have a couple of guys struggling to get sales up for their business until they come across a girl, Nana, that fits the bill for their marketing campaign. When the two guys get her all dressed up, she recommends to go for a sexier theme for a marketing campaign since her dress is more risqué than usual. You can guess ... the rest.

Art: 7. The animation quality is above average and the animation style is quite unique compared to others. "Ushichichi Tabeoudai!" is a sort of middle ground between manga and anime as it occasionally takes on an animated panel format, which was a nice surprise. And for all of you ahegao lovers, there are a handful of ahegaos present here. While they aren't the most distorted and mind broken ones you'll see, they remain relatively unobtrusive and natural. A minor gripe about the animation, though, would have to be time intervals between each cut. As each cut fades out, there's nothing; no sound, no image, just you. These gaps are more apparent due to the lack of background music and can be quite distracting given how frequent they are.

Sound: 4. The sound design was subpar to say the least. You could hear when the voice clips ended. The synergy between the voices and animation was a little off occasionally. An example would be Nana panting during a 5 second still frame of insertion. Now, while this isn't necessarily a bad thing per se, there was no background music at all. This allows for you to be completely immersed in the raw sound and let the little bit of ASMR (for those of you into it) be heard. However, because of the noticeable endings of each voice clip, it would have been better with background music to make it less detectable.

Character: 5. There was nothing too special about the characters. We have two business men trying to raise sales using previous marketing methods but have failed to find a girl that will work out well. That is until they encounter Nana, an airhead with the God-given ability to lactate without being pregnant. Aside from her modest ahegaos and her nice eyebrows, nothing really stands out.

Enjoyment: 6. When I saw the ugly bastard tag, I was going to close the tab as quickly as I opened it, but looking at the snapshots, they didn't seem so bad. So I pressed forward. If it turned out to be unwatchable so be it. This wasn't a bad watch and was actually one of the more enjoyable ones I've seen. While the men are no Adonis's by any means, I don't think making them more model-like or just average would change my enjoyment. Then there's Nana. Although cow girls aren't really my thing, I found her to be quite pleasant. Maybe it was her personality or maybe her eyes? Yeah, it was probably her eyes. Eyes can either make or break a character for me, and Nana nailed it, especially with her expressions.

Overall: 6. "Ushichichi Tabehoudai!" is quite different in terms of animation, in a good way, and while the sound design is lacking, the art is really above par and makes up for it. I would rate this a 6/10 and I see myself coming back in the future.