The amount of manliness contained in this one MANIME is astounding! You'll be max bench pressing 100 lbs and your chest will grow hair instantly! My large, hairy, sweaty testicles grew a flawless majestic beard! Just ONE EPISODE of Goblin Slayer will cause penis growth, adding 2 feet to your overall height and possibly cancer. The music is fucking VIP AS FUCK and you're a degenerate to think otherwise.
This MANIME is not for Children or people with high blood pressure. Your erection will throb once you see our main protagonist curb-stomping goblin teeth against rough, sharp rocks, splattering their brains across cave walls, burning them alive, shooting arrows through their eyes and performing a mass genocide of all the goblins, including the children.
~ BigBoyAlex
1/30/24 Update: Jesus fucking christ my username use to be "BigBoyAlex" and I also hate this review. It's inspired and kind of copyed from a really great and funny Fist of the North Star review that got removed because a mod on a power trip didn't like to see "throbbing cock" typed out and annihilated it. The other two reviews I kind of copyed were from Krunchyman's Goblin Slayer review and therustbelt's Dragon Ball Z review. I thought I was being funny, but it was actually unfunny and edgy.
