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Jul 9, 2010
^^^I re-edited this review^^^

Worst anime/ television show ever.... when you watch this show, you will know that you have hit rock bottom in your life.

Story:

Have you ever stepped into a pile of poop and it's essence seemed to crawl into you? Welcome to the masterpiece that is Eiken. Horrendous does not even begin to describe the anime known as Eiken. With a cliche story plot and some of the most dreadful...and I mean most DREADFUL character designs ever created, this is hands down the worst anime I have ever watched, and will ever watch. For a ecchi hentai like anime show, this did not turn me on at all...yet it left me in disgust, which is a feeling I rarely acquire.

Characters/ Art:

Oh my fucking god. I HATE the girl with purple hair. Her boobs are too big, they look like tumors, and she is always eating phallic shaped foods. One time it looked like she was munching on a sting of poop, and the next moment it looked like a black dick covered in semen. The other character, a small hideous 6th grader with enormous eyebrows, glasses, an ugly haircut, and the hugest pair of boobs. If these two characters didn't exist, this anime...would still have sucked but not this badly.Lets talk about a scene that shocked the me. The Eiken club decides to participate in an event where they go down a slide with chocolate...bullshit that wasn't chocolate, it's shit. The girls then proceed to get in promiscuous positions and shake their asses at the camera while shit is flying all over their body. It was a moment that completely defined what Eiken was. It was one of the most revolting things I have ever seen in my entire life. It sent me into shock.

Sound:

I seemed to discuss almost every detail except the sound...yet I don't seem to remember any music during the whole experience, as I was to preoccupied being shocked by Eiken's nastiness, and I truthfully do not want to re watch this pile of disgrace ever again to find out.

No normal or crazy human being should ever watch Eiken. Eiken does not seem to have any audience target as the material in this show is too mature for younger people to watch, and too gross for the older audience. Like I previously stated, this is the WORST anime I have ever graced myself upon and I wish I could give it a zero or a negative number, but myanimelist doesn't allow that. So for now a 1 will do.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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