The malignant fury of gods olde,
He was struck from his throne,
And pays bills for his phone,
Now he works full time at MgRonald’s.
But the tyrant he has a great wife,
Who does laundry and is good with a knife,
He does dishes and chores,
And scrubs all the floors,
(But was Demon General: Ashiya in his past life).
Then hence came the hero named Emi,
Who wanted to kill the tyrant; her enemy,
But love played her a fool,
Now she’s under his rule,
So she stalks him in hopes for the D.
Now sit down and pour a cold scotch,
We’re gonna kick it up one more notch,
Because these birds of a feather,
Call even more queers together,
And god DAMN is it well worth the watch!
