My name is Merrian. I am one of your biggest fans and I come visit your MgRonalds every day. Don't worry, I'm not a stalker or anything. I just like eating there.
By the way, I've been meaning to ask you this, but, are you and Chiho Sasaki dating? I mean, you guys are surprisingly close and I even saw you two together at one point. Another thing, there's someone with pink hair following you around everywhere. I think her name was Emi Yusa. Is she any good for you?
Oh, yes! There's another topic I'd like to bring up. What is your opinion on boys' love? A friend of mine visited your house and told me all about it. Her name is Suzuno Kamazuki. She told me that there's another boy in your house by the name of Shirou Ashiya and that he was acting like a wife. So, I was just wondering if you were okay with that.
Now that I've got the important topics out of the way, I'd like to talk about the whole magic and Ente Isla thing that Chiho and Suzune always talk about. It must be so cool to be some sort of demon king from another world! You have to demonstrate some of that magic stuff to me at some point. Seeing as your here now, you must have some sort of space-dimensional powers. Can I go there sometime, please?
On to the question , why are you here in the first place? Did you lose or something because that's what every demon king I know of in games and manga do when they lose. But, if that were the case, then, wouldn't the pink-haired chick be the hero that whooped your butt? Or is she in love with you? Then again, that'd make her a stalker either way. Creepy.
Anyway, I would like a response to this letter as soon as possible. I want to hear from you outside the register. Thanks, again for taking the time to read this!
-Merrian (4th Review)
