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lol no thanks El
I may be new to anime, but I know more than you. This is why:
-I could write an in-character fanfiction in my sleep.
-If there's no romance, it's not an anime.
-Sasuke is the most complicated and the most attractive character in all of anime.
-If it's not dubbed, it doesn't exist.
-Aaaaaaaaaaand I totally had my Jimmy Dean breakfast today, so you know that I had absolutely no mental complications while writing this.
I am also absolutely in NO WAY influenced by my female hormones when watching, favoriting, talking about or reviewing an anime.
I have no attraction to the male characters I favorited.
NONE at all.
I do not want their babies.
Nope.
Whoever reads this and judges me can leave because I have a life
AH-GOOD-BYE!
P.S.
There's no point in reading manga because if it's good enough it will eventually become a show anyways so just don't even waste your time.
(I know I don't have much of a manga list to back up that sarcastic statement, I'm sorry. But literally reading manga counts the same as reading time for me and you should see my bookshelf... -____-
I'm working on it, I promise.)
Confession:
I slowed down watching One Piece when I neared the end of dubbed episodes. I now recognize my mistake. Please, all in the anime community, I ask for forgiveness. Anime God, I have sinned. I ask you to forgive me, and in return, I will watch One Piece instead of doing all of these non-important things:
-Going to work
-Going to school
-Doing homework
-Going to sports practices
-Enjoying time with family and friends (THAT INCLUDES THE PERSON WHO I AM THEIR ONLY FRIEND, AND MUST NOT BE NAMED)
-Getting my eyebrows waxed
-Updating My Anime List
-Feeding my pets
-Feeding myself
-Peeing
-Pooping
-Diarrhea-ing
-More bathroom activities that will not be named.
-Sleeping
*Insert anime-related prayer here*
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