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*Now let'see what I thought was humor when I was 15*


* what to write what to write uh yeah gotta start with a intro *

hey i'm oregairulover but just call shirtie. i'm a hard woking high school student, professional lazy person, positive humble guy, anime and manga loving dutch guy so when i didn't have any anime lovers i knew in school i did what any person of my generation would do to fill that dark empty void in my heart.
I took to the internet

* wait won't people notice you contradicted yourself two times in that bit and that your short name doesn't make any sense *
*nah they won't nobody is actually gonna read this with any attention for detail*

i'm kinda shy and akward and bad at english so i don't post that often but if i do i try to funny what i'm not so prepare to cringe

*why that whole i'm awkard if you got enough balls to write this piece of cringe but hey good job on the cringe warning they're gonna need it*

my favorite anime is oregairu
and my favorite manga is onani master kurosawa

*what? oregairu? really why didn't you say this sooner how could they have known it's not like they have even the tiniest bit of intellegence or anything hack i'm sure they didn't even want to go to this site they just smashed the keyboard and voilà this site *

i love psychological, romance, drama, comedy, slice of life , thriller

and i'd love to talk to most anime fans as well so if you like the same kinda anime message me add me or comment and if you're not still do so
oh and if you're a MUCC or veltpunch fan plz PM me because i've only met one other MUCC fan in my life

*why are you being so nice your profile picture says "i hate nice girls" so ,because men and women are equals, don't you hate niceness altogether*
*no i don't but you're right i gotta change that it must be the reason people don't love me here*
yeah that gotta be it. it's not like you're a unfunny, annoying,anti-social guy who doesn't talk on this site*
* no i'm prrtty much amazing*
*contradiction number three*
*important message from the probably crazy person running this profile: plz do message me i'd like it a lot i'd love to get to know more of you . ok psa over back to cringy writing*

i guess i'm a little to nice i tend to give everything with flaws that i just don't think about because i likedit so much a 10

9- i found flaws and i think about them
8 - fun but i've seen it done better
7 see 8
6- it's kinda fun but the flaws annoyed me
>6 i didn't like it

* what to write next what to write next *
*just end it it's just too much just slap on some fanservice and call it a day they'll love it *
you're right my waifu. thanks now how do you import picture
*he litteraly look at his screen for 10 minutes no joke i'm called called a genius by myself twice a day and sometimes evem by idiots in my class and i couldn't figure out how to import a photo*
it's urara shiraishi just look her up i'm sure you find some fanservice

*hey you figured it out did you do that by yourself*
yeah of course i did what doyou think i'm a genius
ok how did you find out how to do it
uh i found out
sure let's have a look in that inbox a user who name i can't pronounce helped you .
blasfemie, i'd never do that

it didn't work you know and because it worked on her profile something must be wrong on your side
nah that can't be it the internet must be broken again
yeah the internet broke without a major crisis and when did the internet broke before?
2000
that was a hoax and you were born in 2002 how could you have noticed that
heard it from crazy uncle jerry.
CRAZY,CRAZY UNCLE JERRY.
ah crazy uncle jerry was crazy
no was crazy uncle jerry crazy? let's be honest to ourself shirtie you found this site by smashing your keyboard out of frustation,didn't you


ok a big finale



btw all the black and green bits are serious i just copied someone esles's profile and was like it might apply to them but let's be honest i'm prtty much a bastard and had to make fun of it myself and yeah i kinda lost control and producing cringe

and hey have a good day be awsome wees gezillig uhm what to write next what to write next

found a funny meme don't know how to add it . i'm a genius best way to end a bio i'm a genius

hey you found out how to add a picture. did you do it by violently clicking the mouse?
no
so why is your mouse broken?
it's a mouse near my meal those have to go and if they don't what else could i do

i swear i'll stop but i don't know how

i'm a genius truly the best way to end this

* i read it after a few months now and even though i was llike "wtf how did i write this" i also laughed once so yeah i'm a genius*
* i read it again after a year and i still laughed at the last joke so... uhm.. I swear i've changed
[color=green] * 1.5 years later* i'm sure i can write something better but it would kinda hurt to delete this
* half a year later* I was so young back then awwwww and also kinda toxic, but yeah I still love the keyboard joke so have I really changed enough
back as an adult, kinda, and it's odd to see how much i've grown as a person and have stayed the same, like I still like the idea of having 3 voices and i chuckled at the mouse joke, but goddamn i was a toxic, insecure guy