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First of all I need to just say this THIS IS NOT YOUR GENERIC HAREM LIGHT NOVEL SERIES!! I went into this one with extremely low expectations thinking it was going to be another harem and I didnt think id finish it BUT for once the main character doesnt have 5 girls waiting in line to suck his dick, sure the concept is generic and nothing really special, but for me its mostly the characters and their development that makes this anime great.
(this review wont be constructed well, its more of like a rant I guess)

The concept like I said isnt too special, it takes ... place in this world, where these children have a bunch of different superpowers and they have to fight the "unknown" who are constantly attacking. Its not what makes this show for me, but its a solid foundation for this anime. The story follows mostly Ichiya, who wants to become stronger because he promised to protect his childhood friend, but it also focuses on these 2 cool-looking siblings who are like his rivals. The story has a really unexpected ending and some shocking events happen but just keep watching, thats my advice atleast. I really liked the backstory and development of these characters and it progressed at a good rate, not too slow and boring but not too fast either

but the BIGGEST reason I liked this anime is because it follows 3 different "romantic" relationships: the main character and his childhood friend (meh its kinda generic but I guess its pretty good), this girl who is PRIME waifu material with her brother (shes just perfect I cant even describe it with words) and finally these 2 girls who have a deep history, im not gonna go too much into it because 1. I dont really remember and 2. its better if I dont spoil too much, just go watch it yourself. Also why I used "romantic" with quotes is because the last one isnt really romantic but it feels like it definetly would be if the anime continued for another 12 episodes.

Since this is a review, ill talk about what I disliked aswell. I really dont like Ichiya, he just has the perfect personality for a harem protagonist. No hes not clueless and retarded, but hes this good guy hero "ill get stronger then everybody" "ill protect you" thing that usually makes every girl fall for him, but luckly not in this anime. STILL DONT LIKE HIM THO

Quickly ill talk about the art and sound aswell - its aight, im not gonna go into it anymore because its nothing spectacular.

Overall: waifu is 10/10, story is like 7-8/10, waifu is 10/10, art n shit is pretty good yknow 8/10? but more importantly asuha chigusa waifu 10/10

noxy quality reviews

Kiznaiver is really hard to watch for me atleast, because of its "mainstreamyness" and this "fun with friends" thing really doesnt do it for me, but it was still a decent show... until ep 7 i think. What happened in that episode is absolutely crazy guys, might have to do a double review today.

On a serious note, something happened that made me rip my balls off. Before i talk some smack about this show tho, i wanna say that this is MY personal opinion so fuckoff butthurt 12yr-olds. DONT SPAM MY PROFILE WITH YOUR SHIT. Now for the review tho

Also since this is a ... review, ill just quickly rate the story, concept, characters and so on. ( Skip this if youre here for the shittalking )

Story - It was pretty average, 5/10 bcuz im just pissed at this series and my brain wont let me give it a good rating.
Concept - I guess its unique and cool, i could imagine it working with like some psychologial anime like Death Note. 5/10. ( again because im just mad )
Characters - Main character was kinda emo i guess so 8/10 for him, but all of the other characters 2/10 at best. Fucking horrific, ESPECIALLY the girl with the glasses, but i have a whole section for her at the end of this review.
Art - It was definetly good, but art alone wont win you any awards.... actually SAO did so nvm. 7/10. ( you know why )
Sound - Didnt really pay attention since the show was trash, but it wasnt bad i guess 5/10. ( duh )

Overall its a pretty averag-- FUCK NO ITS SHIT

So what about this anime broke me? Well let me explain.
So there was this girl with glasses, who was telling everyone from ep. 1 that she had killed someone and it she was always the " im cool because ive killed a person", which is definetly one of my most favourite character types and i really liked her UNTIL it was revealed, that she actually hadnt killed anyone....
She just stopped being friends with some girl who died AND BETTER YET that girl had some disease, so she was gonna die anyway so its not like she killed herself, because she had no friends. She literally was gonna die anyway, so that girl with the glasses didnt cause or she didnt even have anything to do with her death, yet shes running around with a knife in her hand telling everyone, that she killed someone.... Get ge fuck out wannabe emo character piece of shit.

Overall this show is fucking trash and that fucking girl literally made me rip my testicles off and eat them with fucking soy sauce or something

And yes that review part was just filler, so i could talk shit about it in the end.

In this review I wont be bringing out all the negative and positive things, ill just talk about it a little bit. Also it is affected by my personal memories a little bit.

For the people who dont want to read my long ass review heres the conclusion: Yes it is worth watching. Yes its really good. Go fucking watch it. Now for my review.

Anime movies are definetly underrated and often overlooked, but I think that they can be better than anime in many ways like the powerful feeling I atleast get while watching movie intros. Harry Potter for example has a really spooky intro, ... Fast & Furious on the other hand has a really powerful intro with some rap music and car sounds. Another and I think the biggest thing anime movies can be better than anime in is just personal memories. Like I watched Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh and so on, but I dont really remember or care about it to be honest. Movies like Spirited Away and Howls Moving Castle really trigger alot of memories tho, maybe because I watched them like 20 times. Anyway, theyre not 200 episodes long and theyre memorable. For the actual review of this movie now.

Sakasama no Patema is an awesome movie and I cant recommend it enough. Art is so cute and the characters are often just quietly staring at each other, like I swear this never happens in anime. Its just something that is unique to anime movies, I love it. The concept is probably the most interesting one ive ever seen. Gravity is inverted for some people, hard to explain, its just really good. It kinda feels like a childhood fantasy and I just cant express how much I love it. Story is perfect with the concept and pretty much flawless i dont care about the logic. Also its REALLY hard-hitting and sad, I have never cried while watching an anime, but this one hit me pretty bad. Probably because it just reminds me of my childhood. Romance is nothing crazy, but more satisfying than most full on romance shows, why? Its just so cute and those 69 hugs are goddamn beautiful. Once again, I fucking LOVE IT. I almost never pay attention to the music in anime unless its either really bad or really good. I noticed the music right from the intro up until the last minutes, if you couldnt guess already, it was beautiful. So about that intro, I was talking about how anime movies and movies in general have powerful intros in the beginning of this review and that definetly includes this one. It got me hyped right from the start and gave me that real powerful movie feeling. Its something incredible... im running out of words to describe this anime with.

I guess that brings it to an end. Ive said everything I wanted to, for now atleast. This one was definetly a rollercoaster of memories for me. :)

This has been a review of Sakasama no Patema by nox

This review will be somewhat short even though the series was pretty long. Ill try to briefly talk about all the good & bad points about this anime and if its worth watching or not. Here we go!

Yes it is worth watching, especially to people who love watching detective and bones anime or TV shows. It would be 10/10 without that horrible ending, more about that later.

First the things i liked in this anime

1. Interesting - It has a lot of investigating, interesting cases and so on. 10/10
2. Romance - Cute, just fucking brilliant, but it just doesnt give you a satisfying ending. NOW WAIT, ... for some series, where the romance isnt that strong, it doesnt need a good romance ending, but its definetly neccessary for this series because basiaclly from ep.1 the romance is really heavy 8/10. Ill talk more about that in a bit
3. Girl - a CAB as i like to call them meaning ''Cute as Balls'' 10/10.
4. Time period - Unlike most anime, this one sets place in 1924, which makes this series unique, interesting and overall enjoyable 9/10
5. Action - Used well to boost the romance all troughout the series 10/10
6. Cool Characters - Got similar vibes to Tokyo Ghoul from some of the characters and overall this ''joker'' theme games and stuff that i think goes BRILLIANTLY with bones anime 11/10, my approval.


Now for some stuff that I DIDNT LIKE about this anime, especially the ending ( Contains MAJOR spoilers, if you havent seen it yet GET OUT SHOO SHOO )

1. ENDING - OH GOD.. like literally hints of romance since the fucking first episode, so youd expect the ending to REALLY be something, since its really focusing on that. So i watched the entire series REALLY HOPING FOR SOME ROMANCE IN THE END. Did i get it?? No i certainly did not.. all i got was them holding hands in the end. LITERALLY THE MOST UN-SATISFYING ENDING for a show thats THAT HEAVY ON ROMANCE LITERALLY FROM THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!!
whatever would have been 10/10, if they hadnt fucked up the ending.
2. Other girls - IM NOT GAY, BUTT i did not like all those bitches around the main character. cmon u have ur cute girl. I guess this is just something thats apart of anime overall so i dunnoo.

Its really not a bad series, but that ending is pretty fakking horrific. Dont know if it has a manga, but probably, soo to get rid of the buttpains from the last episode, you might need to read the manga or like make up your own ending or something.


If you wanna see similar anime shows to Gosick, id recommend Hyouka, Its even better and for TV shows Castle is definetly the best one in that genre. Just trust me theyre both REALLY good.

This wouldnt ever get a score above 4 without the characters, especially Ene. Unless youre like 9 you WILL most likely NOT enjoy this story. It just feels like it was made for kids to learn the importance of friendship or something like that. Also this review will be a complete clusterfuck. Ill just throw out anything im thinking about so prepare? I guess. I do have ALOT of stuff to say about this show soo this might be a bit long.

Unless youre like 9 I CANNOT see this show being enjoyable in any way UNLESS you really like the characters like i do or ... you praise those friendship shows whatever makes me wanna fucking vomit.

First ill tell you the few FEW things I liked about this show snd then ill take a gigantic SHIT on it later;)

1. First episode - You wouldnt ever think the show would be complete garbage if youd only seen the 1st episode and same with me. I honestly rated this anime 10/10 in my head after seeing that episode. This "cool" main character, adorable computer-girl and getting caught in the middle of a terrorist attack leaving me desperate to see more. I got myself some snacks & tea and sat down to watch the second episode. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT I WOULD BE CHOKING ON THAT SHIT!!!!! GOD how do you FUCK UP a show that badly jesus its just complete and utter fucking GARBAGE. First episode 10/10, rest of series 2/10. Just realized I was supposed to talk about the positive things in this section of the review, oh well.
2. Characters - Main character seemed interesting as shit ( atleast in the beginning ) and Ene is probably the cutest girl ive seen in anime. Didnt care about any other people in the series. Really really good 10/10. Could listen to Ene saying "goshujin" all day baby.
3. Romance - There was some of it and im hoping ill see something juicy in the 2nd season, that will be coming out soon. 8/10
4. Art was kinda nice 8/10

Thats about everything I liked about it. Time to shit on it now glhf! ( Might be hard to understand unless youve seen the anime + might contain spoilers )

1. Friendship - Fucking retarded. Go jerk off to it if ur like 9. Already talked about it in the beginning of this review. Like I already said, this review is a clusterfuck.
2. Filler - Since I didnt give any fucks about the story, it wasnt that bad, but I honestly dont want like 3 episodes on some kid who I dont care about
3. For 9-year olds - Talking about it for the third time now, but it really feels like it was made by the goverment to teach kids the value of friendship or whatever absolutely retarded fucking shit
4. Story - Didnt care a single bit about it. Feels like Dora The Explorer or some show I watched as a kid. Its just garbage... FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIEEEENDS FUN FUN
5. Potential - Tons of wasted potential. Show turned to shit leaving me watching it only for the characters. MORE FUCKING FUN WITH FRIENDS FRIEEEEEENDS MINNNNNNNAAAAA
6. Everything after the first episode - Talked about it in the beginning already but ill add a few things. Comparing the first episode of this series to the rest is like comparing Sprite to water with sugar in it. I remember that sister saying :"Just when he finally made some friends." WHAT FUCKING FRIENDS WTF YOU TIED HIM UP ( it was supposed to be like really funny and like comedy but it was just retarded ) THEN FORCED SOME SHITTY COMEDY OUT OF THAT.. HE EVEN FUCKING ESCAPED FFFFRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS GOFUCKYOURSELF!!!!!
I dont even know if im talking to the directors or the characters in the anime at this point..
7. Comedy - Was supposed to be funny I guess? I did not see it. Fucking retarded, worst comedy ive seen in anime. VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP IS UNMATCHED AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
8. Overall - Piece of fucking trash would give it 2/10 if it wasnt for the characters. Fucking retarded comedy and the entire story is based around friendship.. go kill yourself

Another thing I wanna add is that there will be a second season coming out soon and I hope they can make that decent at the very least or I am gonna be writing a long ass review on that aswell.

God im actually mad after writing this .... why did I give it a 7/10 again ???!!

First of all this will be kind of a short review. Ill briefly tell you what I liked about it and if its worth watching or not. I might compare it to Prison School bcuz theyre similar.

Worth watching fo sho. Definitely one of the funniest shows ive seen and it has some romance brewing aswell. Ill first tell you all the things I liked about it and then ill talk some shit about it in the end.

1. Comedy - Found myself laughing uncontrollably quite often 10/10
2. Romance - It was really good ( Between the 2 main characters atleast ) 9/10
3. Art - This ... show was really similar to Prison School, but 1 thing that really sets them apart is the art. Prison school had pretty odd art and the girls were hideous which is why I really didnt care about any romance there. Shimoneta on the other hand had the comedy matching up to Prison School AND good art making it better for me atleast. 8/10
4. Concept - At first glance it may seem shitty, but it really works bcuz its a comedy 8/10
5. Action - Funny, well animated pretty good 8/10
6. Girl - Hot grill 10/10
7. Overall - Really funny show that is very nude & lewd, satisfying romance that makes you want to watch til the end, good art and a very unique concept

Heres the stuff I DIDNT like about this show ( might contain minor spoilers )

1. Crazy girl - That bitch got pretty annoying. Some people might like it, but I only ship the 2 main characters.
2. Ending - Now this ending was fantastic compared to some others, but It almost got to some romance between those two in the last episode. I guess this is just how it goes tho. Have to wait for a 2nd season.

All the "bad" things in this series are just things I dont like personally, so id definetly recommend this to everybody. maybe girls wouldnt like it I dunno

This review will be very short and I wont go into detail about every thing I liked / disliked about this anime, ill just briefly talk about it cause yknow who cares about how the story was interesting because of the main characters backstory for example or whatever ill just tell you whether it was good or not.

I think that its pretty good and worth watching, but like many other series it could have been alot better. Especially the ending.

First ill tell you why I liked it and then ill talk some shit about it in the end.

1. Interesting story - Yea didnt get ... bored of it 7/10
2. Cute girl - Cute as Balls 10/10
3. Romance - It was pretty bad BUTT its still makes you want to watch til the end so you can finally see that kiss for example. 6/10 bcuz of the ending. More about that later.
4. Art - Really pleasant to look at. Cute animation and so on 9/10 good stuff good stuff
5. Concept - Been done before, nothing new, but its one of the more better ones reallly enjoyed it 8/10
6. Comedy - It was pretty good in the beginning, but nonexistent after like ep.3 5/10
7. Action - Again really could have used it to get some romance gooiiiing for example the girl gets injured and then the boy would help or save her something like that yknow the drill. Fighting scenes and all that was fabulous 7/10
8. Overall - Not afraid to show gore or adult like themes, interesting characters, could have done alot better with the romance, pretty art, good action, got a good laugh once or twice and some wasted potential with that ending which is what im gonna talk about now.

Now ill tell you everything wrong with this series. ( contains MAJOR spoilers STAY AWAY unless youve watched the anime already!!! )

1. Ending - What the fuck is with that ending??!! Literally waited like 10 episodes to see them finally DO SOMETHING but noo lets just go and live a boring ass life in some village and just give up on the witch life okayyy. Ill talk more about it in a sec
2. Mainstreamyness - This might just be a problem with me but I hate mainstream stuff like : "I wanna go have fun with everybody!" I just immediately cringe which is probably why theres like 50 slice of life shows in my plan-to-watch. Anyways this show wasnt too heavy on it, but it still affected me alittlebit k.
3. Village life - Some more about that shitty ending wtf yea sure go live a family farmer life in some shitty village with some plain ass characters and give up on all the exciting parts about this shows concept. I said before that the concept is interesting and that is true until the very end where they throw that all out the window to go live a farmers life in some village.
4. Marriage - Soo I was really looking forward to a kiss, but what I got ( from the show I mean ) was a fucking marriage proposal dafuq and then they just hold hands kkk whatever floats ur boat

This has been a review of virgin witch Maria or whatever it was called