With all the time that's passed, I think you should all congratulate me on simply being alive D:.
The claim clubs (and therefore my claims as well) can go screw themselves (lawl) since they're too much of a hassle. In fact, I don't even want my own club. It does have the potential to be something awesome (the name says it all), so I'll give it to anybody that wants it.
That is all.
New Year's Update: I think I might come back for rlz in the next few weeks. Happy 2010 AND new decade.