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Jul 7, 2015
Kanokon (Anime) add
If Kanokon was real life, we'd live in a world of inverse sexual attraction. Meek little men that look like they'd lose in an armwrestle with a hamster would be getting all the attention from strong overconfident women. I shit you not, the "male lead" here squeals like a weasel and apologises to his deceased grandfather every time girls try to initiate sexual contact with him. I've never been so fucking rustled in my entire life.

The plot... there isn't any. Just one weak boy that was probably manufactured with a flaccid dick and a horde of one dimensional nymphos. They force themselves on him, ...
Jun 18, 2015
A wise man once told me - "son, you better study hard or I'm going to beat the fuck out of you right here right now". And he did. When I was in middle school a cute girl I really liked went out with the most athletic rugby player who then smugly told me that she moans like a siren in bed. Pshh, asshole. In my college years I consistently woke up to the sounds of my room mate screaming "harder harder!". Sigh. Finally, in my twenties I realised that all those people were gone from my life and despite all they've unwittingly done to ...
Jun 8, 2015
Around 4 years ago I was one of those people who watched the 1st episode of Kira, gave it a rating of 2 and wrote a review bashing it immensely. Feeling nostalgic lately I've decided to re-watch and complete the series, coming to the realisation that Kira is actually a very fitting conclusion to the Higurashi saga.

While the 1st episode still aims to deliver more fanservice than an avid fan of this series would ever expect to see, it still does so in that creepy mysterious Higurashi way. Many would argue still that it is not the best way to start off a new instalment ...
Jun 1, 2015
On the surface 'Maki-chan to Nau' appears to be a realisation of every straight man's fantasy about the girl next door that would hop on their dick every single day like a crazed lioness in heat for no reason whatsoever. In reality though it's a two way street, as it also caters to a nympho's fantasy about being discovered and violated by said man in ways that would make a pornography major want to rethink his life.

The story is fairly standard for a hentai flick. We have our protagonist Seiichi Sakonji, a young man with a lifelong dry spell who, for some reason, wears the ...
Feb 11, 2015
"Wait, I'm already inside her." - Protagonist.

Fate/stay night sure is a peculiar show. If I had to describe it in one paragraph, I'd say it's a fantasy & shounen based anime with mythological & religious undertones and what looks like a... good lawd, the tamest romantic component ever to be seen. It also contains numerous eye-brow raising one liners, cringeworthy German and badass fighting scenes. And somehow all this combines to make a decent show.

Let's get to the meat and potatoes. (NOTE: this review is based only on the anime)

Fate/stay night follows the daily life of Emiya Shirou, a 17 year old boy ...
Feb 6, 2015
Another (Anime) add
'Another' is an anime that looks and feels like a great horror detective story. It puts the viewer in a camera room, displays some fucked up stuff on the screens and then expects you to work out what really happened. And just when you think you have an idea of what might be going on, 'Another' busts through the camera room door and starts violently slapping your face until you have no idea what's happening. It then leaves and shows you more fucked up stuff on the screens. And it does it well.

The story is simple. It follows the life of 15 year ...
Jan 11, 2015
Bible Black (Anime) add
Bible Black is a Hentai that takes sex and violence to a whole new level. There's more psychosis, stabbing and dry ass fucking in here than an average anime watcher would be able to cope with for the remainder of their lives. Yet chillingly enough you don't even notice that because the story is clever in justifying every immorality by victimising the villains or otherwise coming up with some cool story only to have said villains aggressively invade someone's rectum in the very next scene. Very very clever.

But let's not get ahead (get a head lol) of ourselves and start with the story. Bible ...
Oct 24, 2014
Brandish (Anime) add
Brandish is certainly one of the weirder Hentai flicks I've seen even for Japanese standards, despite the fact that their pornography is famously known to contain some of the weirdest shit imaginable on this planet. But what makes Brandish wackier than most Hentai is a combination of what looks like a medieval European setting, a tall female lead with a name that when pronounced by the Japanese makes it sound like she was born in Saint Petersburg, a male lead that looks like a 10 year old and the superbly outlandish plot that makes this Hentai tick.

The plot is something straight out of priest's ...
Oct 14, 2014
Chobits (Anime) add
Chobits is a romance oriented anime that presents the viewer with a futuristic world inhabited by humans and android-like beings called "persocoms" who are a much more advanced humanoid versions of the PCs you and I use today. It is a very engrossing anime because it portrays a number of themes like morality, spirituality and even sexuality from a number of different viewpoints - those of humans, those of 'persocoms' and a neutral one.

The setting and story are very simple. We have the male lead, a village boy by the name of Motosuwa Hideki who aspires to go to a University and also happens ...
Oct 2, 2014
Ichigo 100% (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
Most of us have seen a harem show at some point in our lives and while each harem does appear to have a unique story and setting they are all linked by similar patterns that one can begin to discern having watched a dozen or so different harem shows.

For instance, harem shows are known for containing heroines whose personalities starkly contrast with each other. A tsundere, an intelligent and polite girl, a klutz, a whimsical seductress etc... and for a certain reason - a handicapped male lead. Now this handicap may be physical or psychological or even cultural, or all of those, but it ...


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