Brandish

Brandish is certainly one of the weirder Hentai flicks I've seen even for Japanese standards, despite the fact that their pornography is famously known to contain some of the weirdest shit imaginable on this planet. But what makes Brandish wackier than most Hentai is a combination of what looks like a medieval European setting, a tall female lead with a name that when pronounced by the Japanese makes it sound like she was born in Saint Petersburg, a male lead that looks like a 10 year old and the superbly outlandish plot that makes this Hentai tick.

The plot is something straight out of priest's ... nightmare - there's a hot tall demon chick (Twiska) who moves from town to town pleasuring men, sucking out their "essences" and teasing women for their inadequate reproductive tracts. It just so happens that one night during one of her usual raping marathons she comes across the male lead, Theo, who happens to be the prophesied messiah with some intriguing powers. What happens then is something that I would describe as the most disturbing and yet pleasing scenes in my porn viewing career. And no, it wasn't scat so calm the hell down.

This is where the story kicks off. There will be a lot of pleasing sexual scenes with a wide variety of positions and quirks that may or may not involve DBZ transformations and body lotion. There's definitively something for every connoisseur here.

The quality of animation is high and moan acting seems authentic. The design behind Twiska and Theo is also top notch. Their scenes are fluid (more specifically liquid, nudge nudge wink wink) and detailed. High points in these departments.

The only beef I have with this production is the fact that it does touch upon rape, thought it's female on male and the series makes it look like everyone is actually enjoying themselves so my lizard brain is inclined to turn a blind eye on it, on this occasion.

All in all I have definitively enjoyed Brandish. It is a wacky Hentai that even though may not score high on the morality scale is still wildly entertaining and amusing.

Thank you for reading.

7 points.

a work of art some might say, a masterly crafted plot with no setbacks. I am of course joking. Or am I.... Brandish, not to be confused with my green haired fictional wife by the name of "Brandish" is about a succubus that kills people be draining them of their suspicious liquid that just so happens to be the stuff guys make in large quantities. The mc here is confusing because technically there's only one the succubus called Twiska but then again there's a Shouta who is actually a grown ass adult that is in the hentai a lot. So I'm going to run with ... 2 mc's. Review time >:)

Story:

The story is as I said before about a succubus called Twiska who goes from town to town doing certain actions to every guy until they fucking die. A fantastic plot I dare say, it just so happens that she really likes Shouta's which is oddly convenient for her because the guy who is trying to kill her transformed himself into a kid just so she would go to him for le succ. I know what you're thinking, this is fucked up, but go watch euphoria and then tell me this is bad. So, she goes to f this kid btw and he turns into the big giga Chad and. outfucks her and saves the town.... 10/10 plot I'm telling you, waiting for the sequel.

4/10

Characters:

There is really only 3 characters that talk, Twiska, shota and Shouta's mother who is litterly dripping for the entire 2 episodes with like 3 mints of screentime. I'm just saying these characters are on par with the straw hats and the fairy tail guild. I wish i could say more but every character's personality is so one sided it's hard to comment on them as a character. Though i do like Twiskas design as it really fits the aesthetic of the hentai unironically. Not much more to add for this section.

Overall:

I won't even comment on the VA's because every hentai has the same it seems. You know what you're going to hear if you have watched any other hentai ever. Its genuinely a good hentai though, and ill let you in on a secret. I found this hentai while look for brandish rule 34 from fairy tail. did you need to know that? no but its free information so shush.

I'll be quick about this:

Read the Brandish manga, this anime adaptation is the worst. You won't seen Twiska (or Ziska)'s awesomeness here, and the reason why the Brandish manga have spun up to SIX volumes.

Those who have watched the anime without reading the manga doesn't even have a slight understanding why Twiska is looking for the Hero named "Theo"; and it was more of looking for just the parts of the manga scenes that I even fail to recognize.

Worse, you guys won't even know how Twiska and Theo ended up with this anime adaptation. Brandish could have been one of the best anime that can ... rival some---let's say, Stringendo, in terms of episodes; or La Blue Girl---but no, they juz ruined it with 2 episodes and making Twiska look fat and useless here.

I was supposed to click "submit" now, but MAL won't let me. How can I even write something that isn't worth writing about?

So let's see... Twiska is the succubus who goes around in a f*ckfest until she found a shota named "Theo", who was the foretold hero. And guess that's it for this anime, won't spoil for the manga. :)


So still, if you wanna watch it, then that's a go, I suppose.