What it do what it be everybody. Iz me. Anyway, if you're reading this please send help. I have brought a disease upon myself once again called Slowlicus turningus backus into weebicus and havingus no directus directionus in lifus. I'm supposed to be working at the summer but I'm dodging any sort of responsibility by going to sleep late and saying I have things under control when I really don't. Maybe soon I'll make a change (I'm just kidding lel fuck that). And probably will apply to some sort of college or maybe something else to shoot it up with my friend called V-kun. Everyone thinks he's a nice guy but let me tell you motherfucker if you have what he needs he'll destroy you without a second thought, his power comes through a drug called ''Naruto''. Anyway, back on track. About the disease, yes. It was calm for a year or two. Minding my own bussiness, staying away from all the animus and mangoes and all that stuff these insane individuals do. But this evil person called Risu was like ''Yo, you bitch ass nigga stop playing this totally balanced and amazing game with no flaws whatsoever obviously, game called Overshit''. Try some weeb games instead nigga. That way you'll get all the dough and bitches. I was like hell yeah that sounds like a good deal for everyone, right? Wrong. I was suddenly pulled in into this never ending spiral of anime tiddies in my games. The soundtracks filled with not fitting music and squeaky voices singing some sort of satanic rituals. The main cancer cell is the series called Hyperdimension Neptunia. It tries to lure you in with anime tiddies but it's like one of the best JRPGs and like it has yuri which is awesome. I mean it's not awesome, everything related to anime is gay. I thought this addiction stopped when I beat the first game. But it didn't, I had to urge to get more. Sold everything I've had and I'm still in debt. I'd say I have no regrets but who knows. Beat them as well. Oh but my dear friend, there's like 17 games in total. And you know how the story continues. I am without a house, home, belongings besides my pc, my family and friends are somewhere slaving in the depths of China probably cooking some dogs or some shit. I am currently residing in a place with infernal rain. I have met some people with a similar fate as me, but they keep blabbing something about rainbow knives and keep screaming сука блять at me, I don't know what's this built up aggression? I have heard of these so called gambling sites but this is absurd, perhaps it was those infamous gift card giveaways I've heard about. What a frightening thought. At least I still have my weeb games and my phone, which has like the only game I play(weeb of course). It's a bootleg version of Candy Crush but it has cards n shit and if you're a lucky fucking cunt like somebody I know you can get the good shit without paying a dime. Maybe that's where it all went wrong not the other weeb game. God fucking damn it. My everyday diet consists of: Alphabetti spaghetti, crushed rocks, sleep deprivation, sticks and twigs and last but not least, my poor decisions in the past and upcoming in the future. When I'm not investing my precious time in some weeb games I'm probably trying to bargain some foreigner into taking me with them to anywhere but here. But I have yet to succeed. Everyday is a struggle, but I'm going to make it big. Just you watch. I'll either do it with my out of this world beats or my useless knowledge of languages. By the way, please send me money. Money is good and like I need more money even if I'll have enough. I promise I won't pay you back. Or buy me more games man, those are good as well. LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Pardon me, the symptoms are getting more serious... But I am probably still okay compared to people that haven't played anything else but Counter Strike for 15 years thinking they'll go pro. I hope when I get stable in finances again and invest in some shaving cream and razors and with a million second guesses I will not cut myself, but shave, yes. I know that seems like an absurd decision, like who the hell would shave instead of cutting themselves? And if I do that, I will seduce a kawaii desu nee waman. I will afford her katanas and nodachis to battle her deceased father in Tekken 7. Beating him, and being free to marry. Everything is sakura blossoms from here. There is beauty in simplicity. I will shower in sake every morning as if it was my enemy's tears. 日本語で話しましょう. OH MY GOD NO NUIWGEAUIBGNEWASDGBUWGEDUSWEGBWG. ごめんなさい. I don't have much time left. I need to end it right here and now. But I have no access to any sort of weapon. There's this cliff a mile away but I think I won't make it. Please pray for me so I could die without any pain. And I wouldn't return as this, this thing. じゃあまた. Also give me cash in steam for more weeb games. ありがとうございます.
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