this song feels like i did an epic backflip in front of markiplier but failed and got paralyzed from the waist down causing me to shit myself.markiplier takes me to the hospital and he holds my hand and tells me everything is gonna be ok but then the cyst in my brain explodes and causes me to flatline (they didnt know about the brain cyst until after the autopsy). markiplier falls to his knees and sobs uncontrollably until the nurses tell him to leave. He realizes theres nothing he can do anymore so he goes home and starts making a video. he uploads a new fnaf video later that day but it has a different intro than usual. the video starts completely silent on a black screen until it slowly fades to a picture of me in my hospital bed then transitions to an image of very upset sad crying emoji emoticon stock vector that slowly zooms in. the video suddenly cuts back to normal with no context given. fans are left baffled.
Now rank up from rank ching chong golden dragon wond destoryer to cheng ching ying yong player system level up golden dragon bronze yellow green elemental power however you still need 5286 more rank ups to get to rank bing chilling golden dragon heavenly demon tower crusher earth mountain shatter qi man silver beam lazer blaster lick lick ping pong black jacks chess game river beast golden immortal. After that rank 999999999999274928492 times to be a immortal and then end then have mc die from being betrayed get put in a body of a young master thats trash and repeat the process again for inf chapters
Repeat this process 9999 times and then you get your 5000 chapter manhua.
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This manhua consists of
1%-bits and pieces of a good story
1%-interesting cultivation
1%-somewhat intresting characters
1%-good protagonists decisions
1%-small but please unique things
95%-"how dare you not (figuratively) kiss my feet ill have you crippled"-from random dude
"How dare you fight back and cripple the dude who tried to cripple you Ill kill you"
"How dare you defend and kill the dude trying to kill you.His family will kill you"
"How dare you you kill his family and disrespect the sect.They'll murder you"
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"Did you see how he killed ALL those dudes? But im sure they were all weak trash anyway since we have nothing to do , Lets go up to that guy,tell him hes worthless and try to cripple him"
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"How dare you..."
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald’s. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating. “Give me… a Happy Meal!”
The cultivator’s face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. “You couldn’t afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don’t you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you?
Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald’s coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible! “I’ll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries, ” Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. “And let me see your manager!”
The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao’s killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin’ Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.
It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. “You dare make trouble here?” “P… Patriarch Hamburglar!”
Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers.
Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.
Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth! Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.
“Is this… Seeking the McRib stage??” Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn’t stop him from killing several people in a McDonald’s. “Burger Devouring Scripture! I’m Lovin’ It!”
With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao’s body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I’ve never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao’s power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn’t appeared in over 400 chapters! “Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!”
Meng Hao’s expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now!
All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths. “What! Impossible!”
Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection. But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar’s soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.
Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone’s bags of holding which probably didn’t have any cool sh*t inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don’t worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald’s.
“Guess I’ll be taking that Happy Meal… to go!”
Title:My Harem Grew So Large,I Was Forced To Ascend
Description:Tsundere heavenly master, big-breasted sister, barefoot poison cultivator, immortal swordswoman with white silk clothes, the last 5 out of the 6 strongest people in the world. I, Ye Gulou have become the first person to cultivate immortality through pure unbounded Yang. But wait, cultivating pure unbounded Yang means I can't form relationships with women or else I'll die?! Then what can I do about this harem of mine that's grown so large over the years? They're all chasing me down, coercing me to choose between them (otherwise they'll kill Me). They've forced me to ascend to the Heavens, to immortality right now to escape from their wrath. Oh shit, they followed me to the new world?!! Let's see what awaits us as my harems from both worlds combine!
A righteous and a demonic cultivator walks into a bar…
The bartenders asks them what they would like to drink.
The demonic cultivator asks for a blood wine made from 666 innocent babies.
The righteous cultivator scoffs at the demonic cultivator and asks for a private seating.
Then he says “ give me the same order as fellow daoist, just make sure the babies you use this time are ‘demonic’.”
How many Righteous cultivators does it take to change a lightbulb?
The broken lightbulb must be the work of a demonic cult. Let's wipe out the nearest sect, label them as demonic and steal, I mean rescue all their treasures and pills. Then get a servant to change the lightbulb.
Chinese Truck:System
Japanese Truck:Reincarnation
Korean Truck:Time Travel
American Truck:Debt and bankruptcy with poverty
Interest in anime gone
Interest in reading unreadable translated manhua/novels increased
]I do not put H-Works on my list because that would involve me putting in the power of a crippling porn addiction.Bloating my days to 3000+
And several months of just finding and adding it to mal.If its even there in the first place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktlsUspPG9c
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