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Feb 28, 2019
Pokemon: Everyone's Story feels like a movie set in the Pokemon universe rather than another tired sequel. This is shocking. Throughout the years we've been served almost two dozen Pokemon movie sequels. Some of them were good and felt distinct, but after the fifth movie quality quickly started dipping. After the tenth movie the best that could be hoped for was a passable flick. Passing the insane number of twenty, things changed; by the time of the fabled twentieth sequel even the producers were getting worried. To reinvigorate the series they decided to serve us a reboot. And it was a boring, albeit quickly read more
Mar 3, 2018
Valvrave: The Liberator is an alternate history philosophical mecha melodrama set a thousand years into the future. They say time mends all wounds and indeed, in this future, Germany and Russia have united into a single country. The show follows a bunch of ordinary space students turned immortal vampire mecha pilots for the army of the independent "our school" moon colony as they wreak havoc thru the dyson sphere surrounding our sun in an attempt to reestablish the Russian monarchy.

The show is insanely deep with symbolism and meaning, tackling various high concepts and taboo subjects. It tries to unify Plato's world of Ideal Forms with read more
Feb 1, 2018
For a movie that was neither necessary nor wanted, it was quite an easy watch. Most of it was a slow burn through the basic stories Pokemon watchers know well. It's mostly executed well enough not to be annoying. The plot and characters are middling in every way. They're not interesting, but are a watchable shake up from the dreaded, completely faithful rehash people expected. The only question remaining is, out of all dropped characters, why the hell have they brought Team Rocket back?

Technically, it's a competent movie. As with the previous generations, production values were bumped up when they moved to the new gen. read more
Jun 21, 2017
The start of this movie confused me. Could this one actually be good? Pokemon movies have degraded throughout the years and are now known for repetitive plots and themes. One of the reasons for this throughout the last decade was the constant reuse of situations and assets used to create locations. The key phrase here is the last decade. Indeed, some bad Pokemon movies older than that used to be bad in diverse ways, and while some newer outtings still were bad in interesting ways, they're increasingly falling in a rut. Even neutral elements that used to be a backdrop or pure fluff feel tired read more
Sep 11, 2016
Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) is one of the quintessential coming of age anime. It focuses on Edward Elric, a kid with a murky past turned soldier. On his journey Edward uncovers the harsh nature of reality. Make no mistake. This isn't a comfortable adventure like Brotherhood. Whereas Brotherhood is a plot driven roller coaster, original FMA is a character driven exploration of humanity. An optimistic adventure versus sobering tale. Indeed, a tale of obsession and madness.

What really stands out here is Edward's character. At the very start of the story, he's a edgy fedora. He criticizes belief in higher powers, mocks divinity, basks in science to read more
Jul 5, 2016
Pikachu and Eevee Friends is the greatest thing to happen to cute since Pino in Ergo Proxy and is arguably the most cute thing to hit Pokemon since ever. Some avid Pokemon fans and contrarians can point to other scenes that can rival this episode. These, such as the interplay between Ash, Bianca and Latias in the fifth movie, are outstanding, indeed. However, after a detailed analysis with a team of dedicated moe experts and neets, we've concluded that those can't hold a candle to this special.

One of the most striking things about this animated extravaganza must be how unexpected it was. Since their very read more
Jul 1, 2016
Pokémon the Movie: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages is the whooping 18th movie in the Pokemon series. Sometimes it seems as if these'll keep coming out forever. And if they do, I guess one day I'll be forced to descent to the mortal plane and walk the waking world eternally; just to review these little fuc*ers. When you crank out sequels yearly, care and originality become a problem. Pokemon settled into a routine. Once every few years the team will push out something a bit better or if we're lucky, genuinely enjoyable.

Sure, we didn't have a legit, consistently good movie since The Rise read more
Apr 20, 2015
Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction is the first Pokemon film in a while that features some fresh ideas and creative moments. In the vein of the last few, it's also an unambitious work stuck in a rut.

Near the end of the film, there's a great scene with Ash and five antagonists awaking Yveltal. The ensuing attempts to kidnap Diancie and run away from the harbinger of death are joyously written. These scenes make only a tiny portion of the film overall, but they stand out from the cookie-cutter writing we're usually treated with in these films.

The good thing about this one is that read more
Apr 15, 2015
Genesect and the Legend Awakened is the worst thing that happened to Pokemon since the mass seizure in first season of the show. Usually I make sure my reviews have a certain structure, but I just want to get this one over with.

Why does Mewtwo look deformed in half the film? His muzzle looks like a Lucario ripoff. Making him look worse than in the first film is really insulting. He's a female now. A different personality, a different voice actor, different role. First film was retconned. Fuck you pokemon film company.

Genesect are the most unlikable bunch of antagonists in any Pokemon film. Except maybe read more
Apr 13, 2015
Kyurem vs. the Sword of Justice is not insulting like some other bad Pokemon sequels. *ahem Celebi* Still, it's completely devoid of any outstanding elements. There's virtually nothing I can praise this work for.

The art quality seems to have slightly decayed since the last film. I'm not sure whether to pin this on use of unremarkable locations or if it's really true. Either way, this not-even-feature-length cartoon, boasts multiple locations we've seen before - albeit, slightly edited this time around. Train sequence in the mountains is a carbon copy of the one in Shaymin's adventure. The city has no features to distinguish it from read more